Women's 200m Butterfly Semifinals
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Men's 200m Breaststroke Semifinals
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Women's 200m Individual Medley Final
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Men's 4 x 200m Freestyle Relay Final
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Women's 100m Freestyle - Heats
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Men's 200m Backstroke - Heats
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Women's 200m Breaststroke - Heats
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Men's 200m Individual Medley - Heats
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Women's 4 x 200m Freestyle Relay - Heats
/swim/- Swimming #2
First for American Aquatic Domination
2 0 M E D A L S
american scientists are scrambling to find a way to clone phelps so he can continue to win 80% of their medals
Where are you guys watching this? Fuck these VPNs and there data caps.
ohps
only goes up to Men's 4 x 200m Freestyle Relay Final for today
How do you guys deal with not being American?
why is Poo Peeland shit at swimming?
Phelps is actually not crazy impressive. He is admitted to using drugs in the past. He literally has bruising on him from blood doping. Am I impressed? not really. You want a hero? look at someone like Mack Horton, doing all this and being fucking natty while doing it.
I'm sorry Amerishoots but Usain Bolt is still a far greater Olympian than Michael Phelps
ayylmao that pic
>Chrome
>Beebs extension
>BBC
>Opera dev version
>VPN on
>CBC
wtf is this OP pic
On tv m8
tongans and maoris can't swim
apologize
It's on TV numb nuts
this
sprinting will always be a better achievement than swimming
Hey AMERIKKA
PHELPS IS A DOPED FAGGOT DO YOU HEAR ME?
LANCE ARMSTRONG 2.0
only america would dress their athletes as school shooters
Do they take into account "wind-aided" for World and Olympic records in swimming?
the girl on the right has massive traps and shoulders, whats her name as I'd like to know how many medals she's won so far
Funny how the only good female American swimmers are ugly as fuck while non-doping countries have w qties
The Chinese womans swimming team
>tfw canada hasn't won a single gold
The only dope he got is that green, mon ami ;^)
good shitpost
> blood doping
>lucky to have two decent swmmers
>domination
4x200 relay later, GB going to smoke the US
>bruising
>from blood doping
how fucking stupid are you honestly
I apologize to every Horton who has a name like Mack – because they have really copped a fair shellacking over the last couple of days
Well done Aussies, Well done
HOWEVER
>tv
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good fucking joke
they will not even be close, you can go ahead and cap this
>Several physical attributes particularly suit Phelps to swimming: his long, thin torso offers low drag; his arms span 6 feet 7 inches (201 cm)—disproportionate to his height of 6 feet 4 inches (193 cm)—and act as long, propulsive paddles; his relatively short legs lower drag, and perhaps add the speed enhancement of a hydrofoil; his size-14 feet provide the effect of flippers; and his hypermobile ankles can extend beyond the pointe of a ballet dancer, enabling him to whip his feet as if they were fins for maximum thrust through the water. His lungs are nearly twice the size of the average human, at 12 litres.
we're really not, you mong
Monkeys on suicide watch.
>hal turner
holy fuck nostalgia trip
What happened to Ryan Cuckte?
It is well known that USA uses advanced, CIA-provided doping and masking agents. Phelps is a known blood-doper and the bruising is from where they put the oxygenated blood in.
>that race pace
suicidal but it worked
m8 they're subbing in 3 new swimmers including phelps, we haven't got a hope
Did anyone manage to crack this?
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
TEST...
Hey you can bask in the glory too canabro, you're basically 3/5 American.
RULES AMERICA, AMERICA RULES THE WAVES
Why is America such a powerful force in water
I just read this on wikipedia too
it's the matrix bro
we're world champs and fastest qualifier
it's not even close
aus? aus? aus?
imagine that australian bitch swimming on your dick
>Literally part dolphin
HOW CAN ANYONE ELSE COMPETE
ye, phelps literally is how you would engineering a human to be a great swimmer. he's a one in a trillion freak
How can non Anglos even compete?
lewd
I think we can all agree Australia is clearly #2 when it comes to the Olympics.
What happens if you inhale some water mid-race and choke like we've all done drinking and it's gone down the wrong pipe?
for real though is this guy literally aquaman?
Where did you get that picture of me?
...
>Swimming #2
This is the third thread you fucking idiot
Literally a fish.
USA have to rely on literally being genetic freaks lol. It's clearly not talent.
She'd be so disappointed, she's used to olympic level swimmers going ham on her.
>not first
Why are American women so useless?
He's back and out of prison doing radio again, have you been listening to him, mate?
>it's another "Brits sperg out over qualifying times" episode
When will they learn?
> 9
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>France can't into English
Belmonte looking good Spainbro.
I'm legit pulling for you Canadabro. You've been close with a few swimmers at least.
>he doesn't understand how relay squads work
you're embarrassing
>the CIA provides oxygenated blood donated from aliens and it causes him to bruise and sprout gills but they cut the gills off so nobody knows
the on screen chemistry between mark foster and becky adlington is more entertaining than the swimming desu.
>your face when there's literally nothing Phelps can't do
>the bruising is from where they put the oxygenated blood in
ok sure, totally not from ancient china
GB will lose by at least 2 full seconds.
Rooting for the aussies just so the chinese don't get the gold
WOLLONGONG MENTIONED
>6th and 8th
Hm, were we favorites in this event? Not looking good.
Fuck off. You'd be celebrating him if he was australian
YOU are making fun of CHAD LE CLOS in your mother's basement, while CHAD is already pounding multiple 10/10's with his 10 INCHER in the Olympic village ORGIES.
means absolutely nothing
don't get your hopes up
his sperm should be sold the same way we sell race horse sperm
Is this what you're resorting to now?
Imagine how much of a fucking scandal it would be if he got popped for doping.
If he got popped would they pull all his medals off him and just give them to Australia or would they let him keep them?
HUNKA HUNKA
Who /gong/ here?
why the drop
meanwhile this is what your genetic freaks do
en.wikipedia.org
That fucking nose on her tho.
The little blonde host is pretty qt tho
t. chad on his phone on a spanish proxy
the australian swimmer is the most qt in this awards ceremony
who /emma/ here
> The Siobhan hype on BBC
Please don't choke. Especially since you are so cute
much thank
Fuck you bbc, no one gives a fuck about Siobhan
m8 I grew up in the gong.