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My job is dancing nude in cam. I am online now

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unsure if Quebec or France.

Assuming Quebec

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Nice

I'm a manager at an inner city pool, located next to housing projects. Been here for 5 years. Ask me whatever, or don't

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I like her, looks really cute

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I work in an upscale steakhouse in the midwest and I've repeatedly used produce with insects in it at the direction of my chef. we charge $20 for a salad with ladybugs in it.

>be me
>working at country club
>probably like 17
>this was years ago
>every kid there gets drunk at work
>it wasnt really a popular country club and they let minors serve alcohol since it was a private club
>managers dont even care
>absolute fuckery all the time
>one day a health inspector comes
>manager isnt even there
>everyone points to me and says im the manager
>i was trashed and played along with it
"user are you drunk"
>no sir my name is user
>he looks at me weird after i say no
>we start walking down a bunch of stairs and i trip and fall
>wake up in hospital

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>24.99$ OP est quebecois

how much grape soda do they try to use to bribe you to get in?

Do the employees hang out together outside of work?

And creep shots?

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Did she laugh her ass off?

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Haha none, if you had to pay to get into the pool we'd maybe get 5 people to come in all day. Free to the public, so most days are a shitshow

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Nope, unfortunately. 90% of the girls are gross overweight girls

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i know exactly where this is

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She catch you in those 3? story pls

Tell us then!

so she knows you?

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I see Lays on one of the shelves, guessing Quebec.

Mating signals

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How often do you have to burn the oil slick off the top of the wave pool?

What do negroid hairs do to pool filters?

Has a swimming pool ever been stolen?

Do you have any sense of smell left whatsoever, and if so, how do you feel about cocoa butter?

Fukken hot

>timbits
>france

use you're brain moran

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didnt notice the timbits at first.

have at her

yelp.com/biz_photos/tre-amici-pizza-elk-grove-village?select=eEuX5ItT5I8eoO8ueuSfqg

user just got fucked

Not a water park so no wave pool, way too fancy for a free pool.

Cleaning hair is miserable, but doesn't do as much damage as shopping bags that end up in to pool

No

Yes, fuck coco butter, but they don't even really use it, they just beg the lifeguards for "lotion" aka sunscreen, thinking it'll help their skin, dumbasses

The place has good reviews! She seems like a sweetheart
>The cashier told me right away, told me about how long it would be, offered a larger size at no additional cost and offered a drink while I waited.

Ever sniff panties

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holy shit I've been there

I live 10 minutes from there

on my way

>Wearing naughty socks to work

She wants it from someone there.

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Nope, not my jam

Post live pics plz when you get there

Or it's Christmas time

anyone have any stories of being on drugs while at work, I just wanna hear even if they're shitty

checked

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10/10 you did gud

My first year two guys got fired for pills. One was constantly smoking them off of tinfoil in the bathroom, the other was trying to buy them, and dropped them as his dealer passed them through the front gate, both got fired

Prepare the phone lines for destruction.

Grocery store workers unite!

Wonder what the hustle was...

Please i need source :)

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Bump

Start a thread then motherfucker.

Jesus

What's the first 3 numbers?

A little getting caught shot, was doing an up short shot of her, she did not approve

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google it you tremendous casserole

She loved it, she looks freaky

google it you quantum of ballsack

Volunteering

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OC

cortez's and walmart tell you all you need to know

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I would've ran off far as fast I could without stopping, I'd change my name, grow a beard, paint myself black , and live in the darkest swamp possible for eternity.

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Butterface

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That's what this unlucky creeper had to do
youtube.com/watch?v=Gv9tQ7cfzQs

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Damn those are nice legs

I'm loving these. Any more?

But I never hang around after they get creeper out by my presence. I carry on casually

Optometrist's Office

Just the face shot. I didn't get too many of her, I ran into the store and kneeled by her as she bent over....it wasn't my most graceful creeps.


I normally let them get close to me. But I was in the girls section so had to bail. I have old school cell phone kiosk stalking.

Bitches love cell phone cases.

>master race

Yeah. Story, user.

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>be me
>Janitor at high school
>Worked 3hrs after school everyday
>Always finished in 1hr
>Got bored
>Random bonor appears
>[email protected]
>Decide to wank
>Hide in vice principals supply closet
>Beatmeat.webm
>Accidentally spray all over spare notebooks
>Grabs bottle of glue and sprays it everywhere
>Told boss I knocked over a glue bottle by accident
>Got away with it, no one found out