Time to put an end to the stereotypes, please answer this survey and be completely honest
>How old are you
>Are you a virgin
>If the answer was yes, why?
>What was your longest lasting relationship
>What's your fetish?
>Did you shower today?
>How many times do you fap a day
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
>How old are you
19
>Are you a virgin
No
>If the answer was yes, why?
It wasn't
>What was your longest lasting relationship
I'm in it, 7 months
>What's your fetish?
ddlg
>Did you shower today?
Yes
>How many times do you fap a day
Like 3 times a week
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
0
>>How old are you
18
>>Are you a virgin
Yes
>>If the answer was yes, why?
Cause I never talk to women
>>What was your longest lasting relationship
Never was in a relationship
>>What's your fetish?
None really, I'm a total vanillafag
>>Did you shower today?
Yes
>>How many times do you fap a day
1-3 times
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
about 3 times
>How old are you
22
>Are you a virgin
No
>If the answer was yes, why?
>What was your longest lasting relationship
1 year 7 months
>What's your fetish?
Dominance and sadism
>Did you shower today?
Yes
>How many times do you fap a day
2
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Many
>How old are you
17
>Are you a virgin
No
>If the answer was yes, why?
>What was your longest lasting relationship
3 years and counting
>What's your fetish?
Incest
>Did you shower today?
Yes
>How many times do you fap a day
Once
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
None
>How old are you
21
>Are you a virgin
nope, lost it with 15
>If the answer was yes, why?
>What was your longest lasting relationship
2 years, but broke up
>What's your fetish?
twerking possibly
>Did you shower today?
yes
>How many times do you fap a day
2-4 times a week
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
never
>>How old are you
66
>>Are you a virgin
no
>>If the answer was yes, why?
>>What was your longest lasting relationship
34 years
>>What's your fetish?
CP
>>Did you shower today?
no
>>How many times do you fap a day
2
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
3
>How old are you
18
>Are you a virgin
yes
>If the answer was yes, why?
cause im a fat fuck
>What was your longest lasting relationship
2 weeks
>What's your fetish?
Don't really have one. sometimes ss cause im a degenerate
>Did you shower today?
yes
>How many times do you fap a day
once a day
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
never
>>How old are you
19
>>Are you a virgin
no
>>If the answer was yes, why?
>>What was your longest lasting relationship
4months
>>What's your fetish?
beastiality and bondage
>>Did you shower today?
yes
>>How many times do you fap a day
5
>>How many times have you seriously
considered suicide as a possibility?
2
20
Yes
To say I was waiting for the right person is wrong, but flings don't interest me.
A few months
None AFAIK. No fat chicks
Yes
At home, once a day. At uni, 3 times a week roughly
0 times
>How old are you
old
>Are you a virgin
no
>If the answer was yes, why?
fuck you
>What was your longest lasting relationship
few years
>What's your fetish?
you ;)
>Did you shower today?
maybe
>How many times do you fap a day
depends
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
too many
>How old are you
21
>Are you a virgin
Yes
>If the answer was yes, why?
Was engaged to a girl who wanted to wait till marriage
>What was your longest lasting relationship
3 years, just ended
>What's your fetish?
facesitting
>Did you shower today?
yes
>How many times do you fap a day
1 or 2
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
once
>How old are you
18
>Are you a virgin
No
>What was your longest lasting relationship
Two years
>What's your fetish?
Vore
>Did you shower today?
Yeah.
>How many times do you fap a day?
Once, sometimes.
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Once. Overwhelming workload.
nigga do you see the greentext format?
>>How old are you
22
>>Are you a virgin
Yes
>>If the answer was yes, why?
I don't give a shit.
>>What was your longest lasting relationship
Never been in one.
>>What's your fetish?
I don't think I have any.
>>Did you shower today?
No.
>>How many times do you fap a day
Once a week.
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Not seriously, no. It's alluring to fantasize about sometimes, but I could never actually go through with it.
>How old are you
420
>are you a Virgin?
I've banged 1million chicks including your mom.
>answer was yes, why?
It wasn't, I'll quick scope you on advanced warfare though.
>longest lasting relation ship
69 years
>My fetish?
Memes
>Did you shower today?
Yeah, with your mother.
>How many times do you fap per day?
1337
>how many times have you considered suicide?
When my girlfriend turn out to be on the floor
In the store
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
>How old are you
27
>Are you a virgin
>If the answer was yes, why?
n
>What was your longest lasting relationship
2 yrs
>What's your fetish?
YGWBT, interracial porn, asians
>Did you shower today?
twice
>How many times do you fap a day
1-2
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
attempted it once and never again
>How old are you
23
>Are you a virgin
Hahaha. No.
>What was your longest lasting relationship
11 months
>What's your fetish?
hairy pussy
>Did you shower today?
yesterday
>How many times do you fap a day
1-3
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
You expect me to remember that shit?
>How old are you
27
>Are you a virgin
no
>If the answer was yes, why?
>What was your longest lasting relationship
4 years
>What's your fetish?
i have many
>Did you shower today?
nope
>How many times do you fap a day
between 0 and 1
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
as a possibility? thousands
>30
>No
>Still in it, 10 years.
>Thick bitches/redheads.
>Yes.
>Less than one (not a daily fapper).
>Once.
>18
>Nope
>5-6 months
>Red... Lots of red.
>Yes, I did shower.
> 1 maybe 2 on a rare day.
> like 1 many years ago when I was a pussy.
>How old are you
28
>Are you a virgin
No
>If the answer was yes, why?
>What was your longest lasting relationship
5 years, minus the time we spent breaking up and hooking back up
>What's your fetish?
Shockingly vanila...but depending on whom i've been with i never minded trying stuff
>Did you shower today?
Yeah
>How many times do you fap a day
Once every couple of days
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Quite a few, but i'd be letting down a lot of people that trust and/or rely on me
>>How old are you
>>Are you a virgin
no
>>If the answer was yes, why?
>>What was your longest lasting relationship
12 years, I regret eleven of them
>>What's your fetish?
nutted but she still sucking
>>Did you shower today?
not yet, will before I head out
>>How many times do you fap a day
three to five faps a week
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
twice, only once seriously enough to go to a psychiatrist. Fucker put me in zoloft which did shit all
>>How old are you
45
>>Are you a virgin
nope
>>If the answer was yes, why?
n/a
>>What was your longest lasting relationship?
14 years
>>What's your fetish?
Oh.. so many
>>Did you shower today?
Yup
>>How many times do you fap a day
0 - 3 depends on the day
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
never
>How old are you
19
>Are you a virgin
No
>If the answer was yes, why?
>What was your longest lasting relationship
1 year so far
>What's your fetish?
Shoulders and older men
>Did you shower today?
Yes
>How many times do you fap a day
0,3 times
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
5
>How old are you
23
>Are you a virgin
No
>What was your longest lasting relationship
7 years and counting
>What's your fetish?
I'm a swinger, so group sex
>Did you shower today?
No, just came home
>How many times do you fap a day
Once atleast
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Never
>im 18
>i am a virgin
>because im socially awkward and cant talk to women
>i dated a girl online in another country for 2 months
>my fetish is loli and traps
>i didnt shower today
>i fap 6 times a day minimum
>ive considered suicide atleast once a week since i was 14 but im too much of a pussy to go through with it
>How old are you
35
>Are you a virgin
No
>What was your longest lasting relationship
10 years and counting
>What's your fetish?
Rimming (receiving)
>Did you shower today?
Yes
>How many times do you fap a day
1-3
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
10-15 times
19
yes
am trans, can't fuck, too disgusted by myself
four months, then off, then two months, then off
hold me down, also cum play, also piss
no lol
once usually, up to thrice
once
21
No
Current, 4 years ongoing.
I have a long list. Incest, buttstuff, cheating, just slutty girls in general, etc.
Yes, actually. Although I try to limit to once every other day to keep my hair healthy. (I know I could just shower daily and not wash my hair every other day, but the pattern is so ingrained at this point)
Anywhere between 2-7, but usually around 3 or 4.
Umm...To be honest, if there ever was a time that I did, I think it was silly in the moment shit. Maybe I thought of it once or twice, but never really meant it.
I'd best reformant this... I look like an odd one out.
>How old are you
18
>Are you a virgin
no
>If the answer was yes, why?
It wasn't yes. Fuck you.
>What was your longest lasting relationship
5-6 months
>What's your fetish?
RED, Pic related.
>Did you shower today?
Yes I did.
>How many times do you fap a day
1, rarely 2. I've fapped 3 times in the same day as my max and I did that one time.
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
1 when I was a young bitch. But I grew out of it.
18
No
3 Months(I suck at not fucking other girls while in a relationship)
BDSM As a dominator
Yes I did
1 most of the days
0
Mtf or Ftm?
Also, would you hypothetically be hot?
>>How old are you - 46
>>Are you a virgin - Ha, no
>>
>>What was your longest lasting relationship - 22 Yrs
>>What's your fetish? - 3Some
>>Did you shower today? - Yup
>>How many times do you fap a day - Once
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility? - a few. First time aged 8 or 9
>How old are you
24
>Are you a virgin
no
>If the answer was yes, why?
-
>What was your longest lasting relationship
5 years, ongoing
>What's your fetish?
frustrated guys, handsfree cum, guys using objects to cum
>Did you shower today?
no
>How many times do you fap a day
0-1
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
none
>How old are you
27
>Are you a virgin
No
>What was your longest lasting relationship
A couple of weeks, because I'm terrible with people, and even worse with women I'm attracted to
>What's your fetish?
femdom, anal, incest (purely for the taboo, no actual interest in family members), milfs
>Did you shower today?
Yep, right after I got home work. Smell god awful otherwise (I work outdoors in a very humid town)
>How many times do you fap a day
3~ times
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Too many times to count. I've been good for awhile, but it's started creeping back in my head again recently due to frustration at work.
>I'm 26 years old
>I'm not a virgin, I'm married to a chinese girl.
>I'm not, was kind of a fag in highschool tho
>Current relationship, wow, 5 years now.
>My fetish is... like half the shit on /d/. Seriously, I'm up for almost anything but scat (ew)
>No. Too busy, head to wake up at 8 to get to T.A. training for my PhD program.
>I fap maybe 0.3 times per day, two or three times a week.
>Suicide? quite regularly, actually. Around once a week, I'm under a lot of pressure between my wifes family, her business, my PhD, my family... it's very difficult to deal with some times. I haven't told any one, don't think I ever would. My mother would flip and send me to 'counseling' which I would then avoid, and I don't think any one else would really give a shit. I have too much shit to do is all.
>How old are you
21
>Are you a virgin
No
>If the answer was yes, why?
It wasn't
>What was your longest lasting relationship
2 days
>What's your fetish?
mon/son
>Did you shower today?
Yes
>How many times do you fap a day
1 at day
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
many
20
No
N/A
2 1/2 years
Anal and BDSM
Yes
0, too busy. Also girlfriend.
Many
>How old are you
20
>Are you a virgin
No
>If the answer was yes, why?
N/A
>What was your longest lasting relationship?
A year and a half (engaged then she married another man.)
>What's your fetish?
Not sure if I have one, honestly.
>Did you shower today?
Yes
>How many times do you fap a day
That's a damn good question.
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Whenever I'm at work and I look down onto my boxcutter and think, "I wonder how this would feel if it hit my jugular."
>How old are you
21
>Are you a virgin
Yes
>If the answer was yes, why?
Never really tried
>What was your longest lasting relationship
Never had one
>What's your fetish?
Don't have a specific one
>Did you shower today?
Yes
>How many times do you fap a day
Once
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Literally everyday
...
MODERATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>How old are you
25
>Are you a virgin
No
>If the answer was yes, why?
N/A
>What was your longest lasting relationship
6 years and counting
>What's your fetish?
My weird level of vanilla-ness
>Did you shower today?
Yes.
>How many times do you fap a day
Once before bed, sometimes twice a day
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
None
>19
>no
>n/a
>6 months
>holy shit a lot
>yes
>anywhere from 0-5 depends on day
>at least 5
>not being 12 yourself
>18
>Theoretically probably, dick slipped into a fat girl one night for a second, only wanted a bj.
>I'd like to think the event above didn't happen, but I had 8 GFs so far, received BJs and HJs but never got lucky enough for the real deal. There was always something (parents home/girl couldn't, etc.)
>In it now, 8 months.
>Blowjobs and face-cockhugging; an armpit fetish is also emerging.
>Yes, daily.
>Once or twice a week, although sometimes I also do it every day.
>Not seriously, just wondering about it and semi-seriously pondering, but I know I won't do it.
>How old are you
17
>Are you a virgin
Yeah
>If the answer was yes, why?
Just not interested lol
>What was your longest lasting relationship
Never had one. Not interested
>What's your fetish?
Idk like dominance probably
>Did you shower today?
Of course
>How many times do you fap a day
Like maybe once every 2 months. Not often
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
A couple times. Too lazy to ever actually do it. Every time I feel extremely depressed I just go to sleep or something. I sleep a lot haha
>How old are you
21
>Are you a virgin
No
>If the answer was yes, why?
>What was your longest lasting relationship
3 years and a couple months
>What's your fetish?
Squirting
>Did you shower today?
Yep
>How many times do you fap a day
Once a day
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Never
MODS GET THIS GUY 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>How old are you
37
>>Are you a virgin
no
>>If the answer was yes, why?
xxxxxxx
>>What was your longest lasting relationship
my wife. 11 or 12 years now
>>What's your fetish?
long tongue
>>Did you shower today?
yes
>>How many times do you fap a day
mmm probly once a day either we have sex or not with wife
some days o and some days 1 or 2... 1 is an average
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
have been depressed as a 20yr. Had contemplate sudoku but never really,.. my intended escape was more like being a hobo and get crazy. Luckily I got my shit together before it reached critical point.
...
shut up dude i had sex with ur mom like a million times last night if i was 12 she would be in JAIL
>>How old are you
26
>>Are you a virgin
No
>>If the answer was yes, why?
Ncksodmcc
>>What was your longest lasting relationship
5 years
>>What's your fetish?
Eating ass, throatfucking, cross-dressing
>>Did you shower today?
Nope
>>How many times do you fap a day
Once every couple of days
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Umm about 4 or 5 times but that was years ago. I do plan on killing myself, but that'll after I'm old as fuck and totally useless if I don't get taken out by some bullshit
>>How old are you
26
>>Are you a virgin
No
>>If the answer was yes, why?
>>What was your longest lasting relationship
In it, 10 years.
>>What's your fetish?
Preggo
>>Did you shower today?
Yep
>>How many times do you fap a day
~2
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
It varies
>What's your fetish?
>My weird level of vanilla-ness
Disgusting how do you sleep at nights?
65
no
no
2 weeks
CP
No
twice
never
>2006
>Sup Forums was full of virgins
>they created all the legendary memes
>they creates all the legendary threads people still talk about
>they were so bitter they tried to ruin everyone's life and often it turned to be epic
>Sup Forums was so great they deeds were on the news
>Sup Forums and Sup Forums became popular culture
>everyone came to Sup Forums to experience themselves its greatness
>Sup Forums got filled with normalfags, so many normies lurked Sup Forums than there was no distinctive Sup Forumsness anymore
>so many normies
>the board so full of shit
>its own greatness was the cause of its fall
You have to be a troll...
>How old are you
23
>Are you a virgin
no
>If the answer was yes, why?
it wasn't
>What was your longest lasting relationship
5 years, may end it soon
>What's your fetish?
feet, domination
>Did you shower today?
Not yet, until i come back from exercise
>How many times do you fap a day
Sometimes 3, sometimes 2.
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Countless
>How old are you
21
>Are you a virgin
yes
>If the answer was yes, why?
no confidence
>What was your longest lasting relationship
/
>Did you shower today?
yes
>How many times do you fap a day
1-2/day
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
only until one of my relatives commited suicide - never since than
>>How old are you
18
>>Are you a virgin
Yes
>>If the answer was yes, why?
I chose not to have sex also long distance
>>What was your longest lasting relationship
7 months
>>What's your fetish?
N/A
>>Did you shower today?
Yes
>>How many times do you fap a day
Mean of Once per day.
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
I stopped counting, the thought is in the regresses of my mind constantly screaming.
I've been around for about that long.
Most of us left our teens and became semi-functioning members of society.
>inb4 underage b&
>How old are you
15
>Are you a virgin
Yup
>If the answer was yes, why?
I have a mild form of autism (dyspraxia)
>What was your longest lasting relationship
About 1 month
>What's your fetish?
Traps
>Did you shower today?
Yup
>How many times do you fap a day
2x a week normally, if I'm extra horny 1 day itll be about 2x a day
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
About 2 times
cry moar!
>8 month relationship
>virgin
Youre a fag for not making her loosen up yet
How do you know that my mom isn't 12?
Nope, just a fun loving guy
> 22
> no
> 1 year and half (present)
> everything
> no
> 2-3
> 0
>How old are you
20
>Are you a virgin
yes
>If the answer was yes, why?
just wasnt ready
>What was your longest lasting relationship
3 and a half years
>What's your fetish?
not fetish, but i think pee is fine
>Did you shower today?
i shower at night; no
>How many times do you fap a day
average 0.5
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
never
Damn, I'm on a roll today.
MODS!!!!!!!! UNDERAG ARGHHHHHHH
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
adding: often
>fetish
forgot this one - pretty much bondage (with the female being sub)
this
Usually on my back.
Time to put an end to the stereotypes, please answer this survey and be completely honest
>How old are you
25
>Are you a virgin
No
>What was your longest lasting relationship
2 years
>What's your fetish?
Feet
>Did you shower today?
Yes
>How many times do you fap a day
2
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility? Countless
because it would be all like fbi freeze as soon as i put my penes in but it was not like that so she is not 12
>>How old are you
33
>>Are you a virgin
no
>>If the answer was yes, why?
>>What was your longest lasting relationship
5 years
>>What's your fetish?
Anal, facials, feet
>>Did you shower today?
Yes, every day unless I am sick and just not physically able
>>How many times do you fap a day
1-2 times usually depending, sometimes none
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
A lot
Oh shit a youngun
Someone's trying to be alpha
No
You can't countless>>green
Don't worry, I'm no newfag
>How old are you
22
>Are you a virgin
No
>If the answer was yes, why?
>What was your longest lasting relationship
4 years and still going
>What's your fetish?
Anal, sometimes. Schoolgirls. Milfs. Really passable traps.
>Did you shower today?
Yes.
>How many times do you fap a day
2~10
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
At least 4 times per year until I was 19.
>How old are you
20
>Are you a virgin
Yes
>If the answer was yes, why?
Long distance relationship.
>What was your longest lasting relationship
A year and a half
>What's your fetish?
Lolis
>Did you shower today?
Nope, I think it's been 3 days
>How many times do you fap a day
Usually 2
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
Countless
You drive a compelling argument.
You're "user" and the first letter of "user" is "A" just like "A 12 year old." Gotcha slick.
yes last time i checkd 18-1=17 and that i underag IDIOT
I'm not a guy. Why would I want to be alpha?
What me worry?
>How old are you
25
>Are you a virgin
No
>If the answer was yes, why?
No
>What was your longest lasting relationship
About 5 and a half years
>What's your fetish?
Piss, puke, shemales
>Did you shower today?
Not yet, plan to after I fap and dump
>How many times do you fap a day
1
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
I've contemplated it many, many times, but only once seriously.
>How old are you - 24
>Are you a virgin - No
>If the answer was yes, why?
>What was your longest lasting relationship - months
>What's your fetish? missionary
>Did you shower today? nope
>How many times do you fap a day? two times/day
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility? No
>How old are you
16
>Are you a virgin
lost my virginity 3 days ago
>If the answer was yes, why?
>What was your longest lasting relationship
currently in it, 4 months
>What's your fetish?
anal
>Did you shower today?
yes
>How many times do you fap a day
once regularly, twice on a good day
>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
3 times
Aren't you an Apache Attack Chopper? Aren't they always alpha?
Right!
>22
>No
>6 months
>None really
>Yes
>Usually a couple times
>Yes
>>How old are you
19
>>Are you a virgin
no
>>If the answer was yes, why?
see abone
>>What was your longest lasting relationship
3 years
>>What's your fetish?
Mom/son play, lipstick, anal
>>Did you shower today?
Not yet, showering before I go to bed like every night.
>>How many times do you fap a day
once
>>How many times have you seriously considered suicide as a possibility?
3 times probably
MODRATERS HE IS UNDERAGE BANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Judging by your spelling, you should also be banned by mods.
>12
>yes
>Saving myself for Jacob Sartorius
>Daddy says I can't date
>Sweatshirt
>lolwut
>What's a FAP?
>So many times. You could never understand my pain.
fuckin stopid