You will sit down and tell your grandchildren about watching phelps

>you will sit down and tell your grandchildren about watching phelps

>I'm gonna lie and tell my grandchildren about how I knew him personally

I'm going to tell them about that one time when I cucked "great" britain and ausfailia on Sup Forums

I don't wanna talk about myself too much to them.

>implying offspring

I'll take more pleasure in telling them about watching an event between the foreign countries of Brazil and Germany.

>Phelps
>Doping all the way

Yeah, nah. He's like Amstrong. Mark my words.

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What a bold prediction you fucking loser.

> swimming

>maple syruping

Still more useful than swimming back and forth in a straight line.

Give us a few years, we'd still find a way to beat you.

>sitting down to tell them
>implying you were even stood up in the first place

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Ample-sized full humans can walk you shitlord

Why did you post a picture of a Mexican?

THICC

>not knowing that is a Brit in the pic

Top kek good chap

> talk about swimming outside of the olympics

>not standing on the corner with a megaphone preaching the word of our hero Michael Phelps

disgusting

>Give us a few years

Everyone knows the best syrup comes from Vermont. camadiens can't even win a cup let alone make the best maple syrup.

That's a Mexican you plantpot, the next face of America.

>b-but we're white and """"American"""

59% white and dwindling. Sad!

the trumpeter or the astronaut

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bro seriously no one's gonna talk about Phelps next month, it' back to Brady, Watt, LeBron, Curry, Durant

People will talk about Phelps for all time you numb nuts.

At least they're doing something about their weight

The "running" they're doing is murder on their knees, though. They should be doing the stationary bike like the broad on the left

At least they're in the gym I suppose. Fair play

I'm not talking about this Olympics fucko, I'm talking about as a whole

Told my little cousin about Phelps making history tonight

I felt so patriotic desu

Not gonna lie dude...I'm the most jaded fucking asshole in the world, but I sat down with family and cheered on Phelps as he continued his decade+ dominance of the world while the world watched and fellow countrymen including millionaire NBA players went wild as he won again

It feels good to watch your fellow countrymen achieve historical heights. He's a legend

>you will sit down

oh, that will happen for sure