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>Phelps Robs /bet/ Edition

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>FAQ and abbreviations and helpful links
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>How to set up fresh 365s
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>/bet/ Advice
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
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>Essential Reading
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>Trading
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Podchan in DC's booth time to bet LGD

lads today is a fucking glorious day. up over 4K LOL

TEARS at that Hungarian layer guy.

How???

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>O3.5 in the Brazil/South Africa game

THE TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

youtube.com/watch?v=tdbORXEmbnk

Went small, was worth the value but guessed he would probably choke.

>sweden and china both advance with a tie

LOCK of the DAY

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Bovada doesnt offer lays as far as I know, unless its some secret setting I havent figured out.

Who does? 365?

>Someone said Brazil slags always deliver
>I almost fell for the bait

Bet fair.

Can NOT get over that post.
>Slags
>Ever delivering
Pmsl

calvinayre.com/2015/12/24/business/betfair-goes-full-grinch-exits-canada/

One that isnt Betfair.

Canadian laws went retarded and they decided to pull out for whatever reason that Im sure was actually totally justified given this dumbfuck country.

Wanted to get on SA +2.5
Would have been good money @ evens.
Got on something else instead.

Tears if you were not on the fix

Wow, that is extremely cheesy.

Really not sure lid. Wait for some experts to wake up. You the model guy?

>female volleyball league got added
hoooooly shit

Is it happening? Are we gonna make it?

>Im not sure so youre a lid because your country has restrictive laws

I dont know who the "model guy" is.

Im the political bettor who started the clueless Canadian meme months ago and gave pic related worldie tip you probably missed out on.

Oh and Im not touching any of those general election states results bets, the odds are horseshit on any republican state and they mostly chose all the democratic ones, even hardcore democratic states. Its only for people who want to bet against Trump, which I dont.

Next step is to get a volleyball gf and start to fix matches

Germany women are at -0.5 against South Korea in hockey later. Germany have looked great so far, much better than their ranking suggests. Value @ 2.02 on Pinnacle

EMELEC

should i tail model guy?

also what happened to romania?

If you are going to go small.
Bookies got him. He sleeps with the fishes now.

hey guys
gna start my /betting/ carrer tmrw i got 50€ but im gna double that real quick
any tips?

>also what happened to romania?
Exposed as a fraud who just hit a lucky patch.

wings @ 1.61 over mvp is pretty good. if you can wait 12 hours.

rip

did u get on my inplay today?

map 1 was a sure thing

I can't bet on dota2 or rather I have no access to betting on dota2 aside from steam items. My predictions on my compendium have been 100% so far just didn't predict OG actually losing to TnC. But the TnC games were super fucking value. Especially map 2.

yes they were, bet365 traders got CLASSED today

ye, thx

Why is this 5k scrub @ me again?

Wait for the inplay doesn't ever pre stake a Dota2 Bo3. Not even if it is a lopsided favorite vs the "lousiest" team in the tournament. Fyi, the biggest favorite by a mile just lost 2-0 to whom the bookmakers probably have as the 2nd or weakest team in the tournment.

I put in a tiny $2 on Liquid to win the entire thing and something similar on Secret after seeing those odds. I don't know anything about the tournament but how are things looking with either of these teams?

why do you pretend to know what you're talking about?

Secret is out.
Liquid is going to play Newbee tomorrow.
They are still favored vs Newbee.

you're going to win $80 friendo.

LIQUID IS DOING IT

lads, i need some tips on how to get a side chick. i have this colombian chick i've been sort of seeing (fucked her twice). My only problem is that it's headed dangerously close to girlfriend territory. Do I just have to keep giving her orgasms when we do it, and then ignore her when she asks to go out somewhere in public?

Anyone looking at the basketball for tomorrow? China on a +6.5 against Venezuela seems far too generous. Is Yi Jianlian out or something?

Uruguayan guy please tell me your opinion

venezuelka played good vs usa

Don't know much about teams out of this continent, sorry mate

>365 down when trying to place a worldie

JUST

sharing is caring m8

So it is down. Dammit. Global [email protected] while Forza@41. Do Forza really stand zero chance?

ok lads, i'd like to formally apologize for my rude behavior. let's turn the page and start a new chapter in /bet/ history. i'd like to clear 6 figs before the end of the month, how shall i proceed?

So you're finally turning over a new leaf eh?

>new leaf

keked

He gets increasingly more desperate for (You)s as more peeps filter his ass.

>4-0 Global Forza
>B365 down
>Other bookies suspended
And it's not even HT yet. I WANT TO BET ON OVERS PRONTO.

PEPES keep filtering me omg im so sad LOL

Ah, I see. How blunderful to have maintenance now of all times.

>The bet365 website is currently unavailable due to routine site maintenance. Normal service will be resumed shortly. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused.

inb4 money is all gone

they seriously need to do a better job in live plays with the olympics

>6-0
FUCKING LET ME BET ON THIS AUSBURG 2.0 MATCH RIGHT NOW YOU LAZY B365 SHITTERS, I CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER 35 MINUTES.

just ignore

no shrewd bets

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

"Our site & app will be unavailable on Wed 10/08 from 06.20 to 08:00 UK time for scheduled maintenance. "

Still DOWN
ZZZZZZZZ

To make it worse, that Global Forza match is now at 9-0 @ 70 minutes in. They better hurry the fuck up because this is physically hurting.

10101010101010
BET365 SO SHREWD SO SHREWD

>12
FUMING RIGHT NOW, this would've been fun to get on. But how disgusting of b365 blatantly lie like this.

is this a good bet?

can't afford a loss at all

>missed out on the Global worldie

youtube.com/watch?v=zzZGTbaENGo

Don't you call it virgin clicks ever again

Good morning lids. Fuck Serena.

And fuck b365, really wanted to get on that Global match.

please!!!!!!!

also, how do you cash unibet bets out?

I just need a safe bet right now. under 1.5 odds is fine

>Safe bet
>Can't afford to lose
>30 bucks

im VERY VERY POOR

NEED A SAFE BET

also is my multi ok

see

If you are very very poor, you have no business gambling.

im having fun with a 400 dollar bank roll

>30 bucks
>Can't afford to lose
>400 dollar bank roll
What?

MORNING /bet/ - I have a Correct Score worldie up my sleeve for later today. Stay tuned.

dont want to dip down below 400, this bet well help be recoup some of my losses

I am not sure you understand the concept of a bankroll

m8, how confident are you of your models big hits?

suwon city+ 1.5 6/10 @ 1.87
huginn +1 9/10 @1.9
aegir - njardvik U2.5 5/10 @2.42
utenis utend +1.5 10/10 @2.27
blue eagles wizards U2.5 7/10 @1.77

post some data with expected outcomes, v scared to tail this

Just added K League Classic to my model. No league specific adjustments just yet, so it can be off by a lot, but it has pretty much all games priced about the same as bet365 with the exception of Jeju vs Pohang.

Damn when did you start giving out tips? And where?

What do you mean with big hits?

the games you elected with big stakes

I didn't ;)

Literally fired up TT to double check for you.
Muhmodel isn't Pinhead. Pinhead still hasn't given out anything yet. Muhmodel is some canadian user's model. That being said I have all the games with odds < 2 on a muggy acca.

I figured

i just want to check if my 30 dollar bet is good.

i dont need a lesson, know the basics. This is just for amusement but i still want to win

Also added K League Challenge, have them priced more or less the same. Kinda sucks.

following everything desu pmsl

He's not muhmodel you moron

>implying that this was obvious

>Muhmodel isn't Pinhead.

>Pin Head
>muhmodel

If only there was a way to tell these two apart.

Denmark on a roll.

I was here when muhmodel first posted his TT and then posted a slip of his bets. Muhmodel is canadian. Check the archives if you want.

>Was asleep and missed a bet that would have made up for the last week or so of muh variance
Wish I never woke up desu

What was it?

wall-street pmsl

Global v Forza. Forza had a very shit team out as you can tell by the score.

>Didn't put enough on o4.5

Yeah, I missed that, too. Last time there was a blowout in the UFL I actually set two alarms so I wouldn't miss the game and still overslept

Guessing the stakes sizes just mean how much value there is in each pick.
How are you fitting in your degenerate lifestyle in between model upkeep and wageslaving?

>>Didn't put enough on o4.5

The slags game? Watching it?