FOR SALE

FOR SALE

1 starship

Used once

May need a new coat of paint.

Trippy me is intrigued better be more cool pics

It's a beautiful ship with a new gravity drive engine

Will pay 67T in UCC
Contact me at (47-58-04-hi.klo.he)
> if you are a NEU that is.

I would love to purchase this fine vessel. My research into spacetime is very important.

Who's the manufacturer?

I'm not sure, the entity that was the prior owner didn't tell me. But I know it's built by Humans.

How many miles on it?

Two miles

Only 5.173 × 10^13 miles (around 8.6 lightyears)

Does it come with a spare dark energy generator?

do you accept ISK?

1 shekel for the whole thing.

Final offer.

Eve fag?

Let me just call my guy to see what its worth

I'd really like to see the video of what the first crew went through.

Sadly no, however the engine core is robust, it can handle any amount of human viscera and not even stutter or get clogged up

Does anyone know if these are still around?

They had a blast.

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K den, meet me at la grange between Jupiter and Io.

I'll bring the cash. No funny business.

See you in 2.5 years.

Hello I'm Dave and I'm an expert on this type of ship.

They got lost in the warp.

Lsd I'm on lsd guys wtf is going on here

Movie jokes

I don't recommend watching event horizon on LSD it will fuck you up.

I recommend watching event horizon on LSD it will fuck you up.

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overrated boring "it's-all-in-your-head" movie

I'm blind
will that be an impediment to piloting this ship?

followed by pandorum, which is not as good


Why the fuck aint there more movies like event horizon anyway?

Nah, this thing drives so well you don't even need eyes to see where your going.

>Why the fuck aint there more movies like event horizon anyway?
sci-fi has always been a risky genre for major studios
same for horror
sci-fi horror is almost a guaranteed flop
so major studios avoid them
making it harder to get a following for the combined genres
making it more likely for them to flop
making studios less likely to back them
making it more.....

feeling strong desire to commit chainsaw genocide in this thread

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Love that movie

I did that! First time I ever watched it, tripping balls. Scary ass movie.

Get high and watch Starship Troopers, 10/10

Pfft, what a rip off. That piece of shit looks like it's been through Hell and back