Hey rest of the world, why are you such fucking shit at sports? Why are we always the best...

Hey rest of the world, why are you such fucking shit at sports? Why are we always the best? Why do all you foreigners like sucking dick so much? Hahahaha youre a bunch of pathetic faggots.

>we
what medal did you won sweetie

muh banter tho
muh poo crapita tho

Gold

BTFO'd

>OP and his Aryan wife

>per capitawaaahhhhhhhh

>living vicariously through the accomplishments of others

Shut the fuck up, OP. I bet you're an obese virgin NEET.

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CHI

"great" britain on track to win all of 2 gold medals this year. Get FUCKED shitain.

Someone needs to roll a 71 or 17 to complete this BTFO

KEK

How will chimpzilians ever recover?

BRA71L BTFO

>Hey rest of the world, why are you such fucking shit at sports?
They're too busy spending their time and resources towards ONE FUCKING SPORT - and the US is still competitive in THAT SPORT too.

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where'd all the BANTZ go?

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And here we go everyone. Let's get this started

>71
>7 - 1

Brazil gets BTFO again

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goodnight brasil

>7-1 gets BTFO

7-1

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

BTFO

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BRAZ17

This is the most important thread of the Olympics

AMERICANS BTFO

Absolutely demolished

If Brazil loses to Denmark tomorrow. NEVER

>American 'banter' is literally just pent up aggression

the thread you made sucks desu, go watch some poo porn and get riled up about any charasmatic austrian of your choice.

Hahaha faggot youre shithole refugee camp has fucking THREE medals. You shouldnt even be allowed to post in Sup Forums, let alone this thread.

Already let out my pent up aggression on your mum m8

sorry but USA will never be considered good at sports untill they win the world cup. the olympics don;t matter

Mostly because we're fat and our dicks don't work half the time. Not that any girls would touch them. Why do you think we like guns so much? They serve as replacement penises since our little hairy guys are covered in fungal infections and spider webs.

Whos the best at white sports though?

Go back to counting shekels in your sand hut, kike.

lmaoo

you'll never be good like brazil, germany or italy. face it nerd you're only good at boring sports only people in your shit country enjoy

At least im not a hideous KIKE.

>divegrass
>ever
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nobody gives a fuck about that garbage

I have a feeling you haven't been on this site for very long

>nobody gives a fuck
> still the most viewed sport event in the world
get mad amerifat

Don't worry I'm actively working on cumming inside my wife to create soccer players. And no I'm not brown.

soccer is a poverty sport

>american thinks money is the most important thing in the world
big surprise!

Nobody human gives a fuck

>still the most viewed sport event in the world

America is better than most of the world, they follow our example, not the other way around
They have their own cultural niches, but we are the earth's dominant cultural and economic superpower and you can see it in the pop culture of almost every country out there, including yours
We're above your opinions desu
We're also currently winning and will win the 2016 Olympics

>a jew saying this

too easy

this person is a cuckold

you're not better than anybody m8. your country is trash tier and the olympics are irrelevant

and as for your "culture", all of it is stolen from either africa or europe.

Literally the most underwhelming comment, surprise surprise only Americans providing (you)s

This is a really good bait. 9/10

>all of this anger and obsession

>and one fucktarded kiwi

>the ass-ravaged sino-lebanese shanty town of australia

i'm not mad at anybody just sick of americans thinking they're the best at everything. all this nationalism just causes hate my friend

a guy you don't know and will never meet won at a competition and you're taking pride in it because he wears a combination of colors that you believe in. how ridicules is that?

fuck america

>American banter

You're not Olympic material in this sport

>being this jealous
Get rekt, moshe.

Nice fucking vpn gook.

FUCKING SAVAGE

British "banter" is pent up as well

Were the Americans this cancerous during the last Olympics?

USA per capita per snowfall

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Not as bad as the australians were for the 4 hours they were leading in golds

Yeah, trying to out-cancer Australia shouldn't really be a thing though.

>obvious bait but I'll say it anyway
you literally wouldn't exist if we haven't been lending you weapons to fend off arabs, iranians and paleshitians for the past 60 years. It's bad enough you have the entire shittle east funding Hamas against you, I guarantee if we were to leave, no amount of hidden nukes would be able to save you from the hordes that want you dead

>le throws money and people at things to get what you want country

No idea why we are shit and you are good. Must be that we haven't denounced the Queen and gotten a new flag yet

Capitalism, ho!

Hmmmmmmmmmm thought about it some more. I think it's just the flag 2bh. If we had a cool 3 colour flag with more stars we would be not as shit

This is the only sport the rest of the world is good at.

Prove me wrong.

Literally pick any oval ball sport minus your version of "football"