Domination edition
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brutal
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BASED
FUCKING
POOL
GOD
FUCK CAPS
UN.STOPPABLE.
AUSFAILIA ABSOLUTLEY BTFO AHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That wasn't even suspenseful
Catch the fuck up rest of the world
USA USA USA USA
>them USA chants
Proud to be American right now lads.
BTFO
>mfw all swimmers start smoking pot all day every day
>there's still 3 more medals to go
HOW CAN NON-ANGLOS EVEN COMPETE?
Phelps: Now i can get fat
>britsilvers
AUSTRALIA FUCKING SUCKS LMAO
Who else /proudtobeanamerican/ here?
He really is the greatest swimmer of all time.
He is so jacked now. So impressive.
wait, but i was reading online that australia was good?
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>CHOKEstralia
We could have had an Anglobowl ya cunts.
who gives a shit
Looks like we've got ourselves an Olympics, folks
That actually needs to be updated, the US has more golds than that now
Why aren't people investigating Phelps like they did with Lance Armstrong?
Is he going to compete tomorrow?
if only there were such a thing as the upside down stroke.
Are all the fuccboi diving events over so we can forget about China?
hahahahahahahahaa
Just wait till black people learn how to swim...
He gets tested by USADA same as any athlete
>AUSFAILIA
He's a national treasure you mong
>Just wait till black people learn how to swim...
So was Lance Armstrong.
Uh, there was that cullin guy that one silver in beijing, you never know
WE WUZ SWIMMERS N SHIET
>michael phelps will never impregnate your daughter, enhancing your line with his olympic seed
I wonder if Phelps can train his kid long enough to qualify him for Tokyo at 4 years old
That would be terrifying.
>Little toddler motoring down the waterways up and down like a little engine
I don't want that caveman looking douche near my daughter.
Armstrong's left nut was the treasure
didn't phelps have sex with a bunch of the australian swimmers awhile ago. pretty sure he fucked stephanie rice right in her pussy.
Enjoy your grandson's shit splits
All a part of the plan.
Strayacunts are coming back with a vengeance in about 10-15 years.
lol
>14 Aussie swimmers with the last name "Sand" enter the 2032 olympics
>every last shitpostin' one of 'em has DAT NOSE
the amount of stars is wrong
kys
>Simone Manuel
>Lia Neal
>Cullen Jones
>dubs
Soon?
Yeah but can phelps swim faster than an horse
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