In this ITT thread: Americans accept apologies from Australians

In this ITT thread: Americans accept apologies from Australians

I'M WAITING

I don't have all day, Australia.

>They thought they were being clever when they called us Amerisilvers
>Silver is now the medal that we have the least of

APOLOGIZE.

I'll take apologies from uneducated Spain monkeys

Come on Fosters...

LGTSS

>literally any country that isn't the one I'm posting from

>Proud of having more bronze

We saved their asses in WWII and the europoors can't even offer a single apology. Shameful.

I think they're all busy mourning the deaths of their babies due to dingo attacks

>a bazillion medals for swimming
Stop this fucking meme, make it 2 per gender or something.

what the fuck am i looking at

>Phelps has just one less gold than Australia

You have no gold.

Oh and you have no gold medals either.

hello?

>Says canada

Sorry
Sorry that you're so fucking obsessed with """me""" LMAO

>brownies mad they can't swim in their water
CLEAN IT
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Thank you for the apology.

Europoor public service (((ads)))

Says the pussy country with zero gold medals. Kek fuck you canacuck

>Hungary
HOL UP

> 7 of the 9 USA Golds came from Swimming

Fucking ridiculous.

>having 4 bronze 1 silver and 0 gold

MAGYAR STRONK

Australians all cried themselves to sleep already.

Go get bit by poisonous fauna cunt.

>caring about West California

>Michael Phelps has more gold from his gold medals than Canada has in its gold reserves

>tfw you will never not be an American

>3 nights of straight shitposting about US
>we're obsessed
Fuck off kiwi, only reason you faggots are relevant is Australia.

>100 out of 100 faggots came from "great" britain

Fucking ridiculous.

we'll clean up track too don't worry

Krikey we got a salty faggot over here.

>1 of Britain's 1 gold came from swimming
>3 of their 6 total medals came from swimming

ridiculous

i kek'd

than i :(

Forgot pic lel

SO I CRY I PRAY AND I BEG

>1 of 1 medal came from tea-sipping
Get mad.

>mfw it could be 5

Sorry.

We accept their surrender.

still waiting for my apology from you lot from the other day desu

BRITS BTFO AGAIN
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>Judo has 14 medals
>Weightlifting has 15 medals
>Canoeing has 16 medals
>Cycling has 18 medals
>Swimming has 34 medals

seems fair all things considered, get bent

It was just a bit of bantz.

I prefer you guys winning over China or other commie countries.

What do you have to say for yourself, Nigel?

>just a bit of bantz lads
prepare your bantzhole

Those have different weight requirements and stuff, you can't just put the same fucking guy in all of them like swimming.
Literal meme

We're LITERALLY still miles out in front per capita.

Call me when you guys have 12 times the gold medals we do.

>per capita

>per capita

>i-i was only pretending

...

argentina one gold medal :( why

Still waiting for you faggots to apologize for your teen suicide rates. And apology from you for not being apart of that statistic

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>per capita

The amount of medals for swimming is retarded, yeah. It would be like having in athletics events for 100, 125, 150, 175, 200 meters sprints, and the same amount for running backwards, or with your knees slightly bent to the side, or some stupid shit like that.

actually laughed out loud

>per capita

Per capita is the rallying cry of the inferior

this why no one likes american banter

you dont see chinese making thread everytime they have 1 medal advantage

>salty
t. wigga

kek

That's because the Chinese can't come to the 4chins.

Because the state blocks most sites

Implying the chinks can speak "Engrish" effectively enough to properly banter

900 DOLLARYDOOS?!?

We knew you and China were eventually gonna crush it.

We just like winding you cunts up cause you can't handle the bantz.

All the best for the rest of the games.

Could you even imagine if they were allowed

>you dont see chinese making thread everytime they have 1 medal advantage

i see canadians make threads all the time tho

its obvious USA gets all their medals from swimming and track and field

where the fuck does China find all these medals?

Didn't almost all of your golds in London come from mechanically assisted """"""sports""""""?

That's because the Chinese aren't allowed to use Sup Forums, and most of them can't write/read English anyway.

why does she have two assholes

Gymnastics, diving, ping pong
>weight lifting

b-but per capita

>Think of all those bronze and silvers that came from Americans winning gold

Wew

From an Australian currently on holiday I apolagise for the bants brother.

Now we should join forces on letting Europe know how shit they are.

kek

I'll never be a brother with someone from a country of savages and exiled prisoners

RARE

>p-p-p-per c-capit-t-t-ta

They would make Sup Forums shut down every 10 minutes

>implying we won't clean up in gymnastics, basketball, women's soccer, and track and field.

I have laughed at this image for a solid fifteen minutes.

No just the Ausfags and Britbongs

sorry big strogn americans, i was actually rooting for phelps in both his swims

>americans still can't into per capita after 4 whole days

why is this allowed?

>It's this easy

>bahamas
Well shit, haven't seen that much. Are you black?

We have the most medals per 100,000 citizens though.

>per capita

Why do our fencers keep choking?

you also have the most koalas per capita.

can i post this banter on reddit Sup Forums?

>per capita

Why is it 100,000 and not 10,000 or 1,000,000?

A FUCKING LEAF

DUDE WEED LMAO