Drinking your coffee fresh and black is indicative of having the palette of an uncivilized barbarian...

Drinking your coffee fresh and black is indicative of having the palette of an uncivilized barbarian. The only proper way to drink that bitter garbage is with milk, cream, and sugar.

>not drinking coffee in multiple ways
i like them all but cream no sugar is my favorite

Get the fuck out, you limey cunt

>cream
no thanks, faggot.
Sugar is okay as long as you're not putting a cup of it in there.

you're just angry because you can't taste anything below 90 degrees or that isnt loaded with capsaicin

Oh, woah. Pardon me. . .

Get the fuck out you new age mother fucking Porlandian hipster cunt.

Fuck you, cunt. Not that user, but I enjoy hot sauce on everything. Vinegar does amazing things, and when you make it spicey it's even better.

You are a child and a plebian.

Go to bed.

Fine. Meds are starting to kick in anyhow.

t(-_-t)

bite me you leather-tongued guzzler

why? it all tastes like the same over-seasoned shit

This is how I drink it too. Cream, no sugar, shot of whiskey.

Vinegar based hot sauces a shit.
Cholula or nothing. The garlic chile is awesome.

>sugar and cream in coffee
What are you, 12? Be a fucking man for once.

I try to only add sugar now unless its liquid creamer

>No

Espresso or gtfo. If you drink watered down American coffee you are plebe as fuck.

Only people with no character add sugar or milk to their coffee or tea

to me like smoking or drinking you it through vape or dilute the alcohol in juice to consume the most quicker and/or drown out the bitter and harshness. I like coffee any way as it will give me the boost i need.

>bitter garbage
Quit drinking the fucking Sanka and Yuban, and get some better coffee.

Time travelling.

what the fuck does that even mean

Maybe if you're drinking some shit cat diarrhoea from Starbucks

If your coffee is bitter then its

WAY TOO STRONG

Coffee should have a mellow taste on your palette. It should be translucent in color. You should notice a slight nutty flavor
>b-b-b-but its too weak!

That's how people enjoyed coffee for centuries.

If it's bitter the water got too hot. Learn to cold brew. Problem solved.

>implying bitter is an issue
Fucking child palette.

SHUT UP FAGGOT

>It should be translucent in color.

i dont question life i just live it

Or, it's indicative that I give no solitary fucks about how hard your dick gets when I drink my coffee.

Get the fuck out of my kitchen. I will eat and drink what I please. I suppose next you'll get upset about Spoons versus Forks.

Well, fuck you again, because I use a metal Spork.

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>oh look at me im a big strong man because i like pouring shit down my mouth

fuck off and develop taste, you low class filth

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Latent homosexual desires + patriarchy shame based gender role (teaching young males that homosexuals are
Disgusting)= whatever this is. He's just afraid he's going to like some "cream" in his "coffee"

>coffee fags
h2o spring water master race

little bit of cream and a tablespoon of honey

Let me guess, you drink Hypnotiq and sprite when you want to 'get drunk' too.

>when you drink black coffee when you don't care
>but also don't mind coffee with cream, sugar
>or even honey

>spring water
>not drinking atresian aquifer water
Fbpb
It's like you want your water to be shit.

>metal spork
>not knowing about the Splayd

it's not even english at this point

You can't eem spell artesian

Fuck your Splayd, I am a simple man. Sporks are fine.

Mine cuts just as well as a knife anyways. Besides, I have actual knives for that. Because I want to use them, that's why.

>You can't eem spell artesian
>eem spell

>eem

>I don't have a real argument to prove I'm not a fucking child
>better point out user's spelling mistake

Fixed.

mi gob

good coffee is not bitter

>o-o-of course all i need is a spork
>im not too poor to afford a dumb splayd at all!

Only way to drink it
>Inb4 edgy

best drink ever

wish it came sugar free, or low sugar

Coca-Cola BlāK blew that shit away

Was expecting it to be garbage but decided to give it a try the other day. Just went and bought 2 more. Love it.

Sauce: Red Meat Construction Set, number 545.

>not drinking kona blend, irish cream, or russian
>not drinking mad dog, ripper, or pipeline flavours
>not even drinking assault or khaos
Fbpb

I don't need to buy a dumb Splayd. Stop trying to sell me your Splayds.

All your asses implying espresso isn't the highest form of coffee

this guy fucking gets it

weak bait

this is the gayest thread ever. it's beyond the traps and cock rate threads

try it with sweetened condensed milk. tasty.

black with a bit of honey. i also drink all my tea unsweetened and over ice.

really user? not even a single one?

it would cook really good as a single decent centerpiece for that shit collection of sporks you got going

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>collection
I only have one, because one is all I need.

One is also exactly how many Splayds I don't need.