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Fertile Eastern European qts edition.

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No

I'm stepping through the door.

all brits should be killed

good choice of pic

runts...

got 1 phone interview and 2 face to face interviews lads

Unacceptable

fucks sake the window runts are cleaning

hate it

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just overheard a group of southern fairies in MY chippy

had to restrain myself

absolutely has a penis

The mother just got sad because she was cleaning the little sister's room and discovered that an expensive present she'd bought her years ago, which she thought she'd really enjoy, is still lying unopened the box. Now I'm a bit sad too. When that spoiled little runt gets back from school I'm going to slap her around a little bit and make sure she uses the present.

you won't get any of them

What was the present?

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unironically believe I caught autism from playing too much crusader kings 2

box of Magnum condoms

chuckled sensibly

>not making her clean her own room
Bad parenting

My gf:
> has anxiety
> probably a bit of depression too
> has no friends at uni
> relies on me for 99% of her social activities
> is pretty
> loves me
> Has a rich family in Germany

/needygf2016/ complete

bit jealous i admit

Honestly don't know. Here's "their" instagram
instagram.com/monicasmellow/

yo bully victim what uni do you go to

A robot pet thing, where you plug your phone into where the pet's face would be, and then it plays games with you, learns tricks, etc. Probably doesn't actually work very well, but it at least deserves a couple of weeks playing with it just to show you appreciate the gift.

True, me and my older siblings got smacked when we misbehaved and were all the better for it, but then me mam bought into the myth of it somehow being bad for the children, and stopped with the younger siblings (all spoiled little dickheads desu).

> has anxiety
> probably a bit of depression too
> has no friends at uni
> still has a bf

female privilege

could knock out anybody over the age of 70 I reckon

UK Politics 2.1

how many kids has your mum had

*enters thread*

That's the British actress Hermione Corfield.

Studying Grass Design at the University of Southampton Solent

9

I'm directly in the middle

Always feel bad about him pulling a muscle at the very start of his big race.

think I might be retarded

6, she comes from a Catholic family and it's just what they do. This poster is certainly not me , although I am in the middle.

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>Southampton
Nice l-
>Solent
BAHAHAHA

t. southampton aero/astro student

*rinses*

NORMIES GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN FUCKING TOP REEEEEE GONNA GET ME KNIVES OUT SOON

designing grass? no wonder you're bullied

>6 kids

can't be good on the ol' fanny

you can't be in the middle of 6 you rational number

>she comes from a Catholic family
And you don't?

twins

been struggling with FIFA but I've just gone and done a hat trick with Higuain in the first half
think I've cracked the code

he looks like a cunt so i don't mind it too much

LOIS
O
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S

not really a good body, my arse is better than that

not sure my shoulders are that broad though

are you a twin?

perhaps his parents are not catholic

Disgusting

racist

what mode

>been struggling with FIFA but I've just gone and done a hat trick with Higuain in the first half
>think I've cracked the code

the ol' brain tumour is playing up again

well it's all just mumbo jumbo isn't it

>not really a good body, my arse is better than that

I've got the webm just for you, you big gay.

EXPOSED

Not a twin, 3rd eldest, middle-ish, but if you're going to get all autistic about it then you're right, I'm not exactly in the middle.

Raised Catholic but never really believed in it. Was a >tips fedora tier atheist between the ages of 18-21, but since then I've come to respect religion without really believing it. Think I'd be much happier if I was religious desu, I just can't really accept it rationally.

diving made me crave boipucci.
im not gay though

> yanks insist on pronouncing parmesan as "parmejaahn"
FUCK

OFF

REEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


RREEEOOOOOOOOOOOGHOHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO

not gay, I just like it when women have tits

You're a bit less of authority away from fully berning up.

>you're going to get all autistic about it then you're right, I'm not exactly in the middle.

why would you call me autistic
no need for the insult

>No m'goodsir, this olympic athlete isn't fit to be my GF, for her body doth not meet my proportional desires, I would not partake in intercourse with her

*slips*

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ball kick mode

shrieking
why the fuck was she jumping

Autistic isn't an insult you stupid fucking autist, it's basically a superpower.

every single girl i've been with has had a better body than her
well except maybe 1

Deh!

Shouldn't you be at work thailad

yeh well im not autistic so if you could go ahead an apologise...

>my arse is better than that
no it isn't

This, not to mention once I reach 30 I will control the heavens and the earth.

gotta admit lads, I did a cheeky post in /ital/

tehehehe

it is though, I cycle like 4-7 times a week
my glutes are prime

>literally so good that the detritus on here are unable to even believe it
tfw i am literally unbelievable

Only an autist would demand an apology in that manner, I think you should go ahead and get yourself checked out m8.

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shan't

You need to get onto running and squats m8. Running is the best for the buttocks.

>allo-minium

youtu.be/ouDouEyyd5Y
Lois

alaminiyum

pics or you're lying

where are the promised qts?

going to be submitting my bollocks as a design for the FIFA World Cup 2018 official match ball

I don't lift, I just do a fuckton of pull ups, and dips etc calisthenics in general Wouldn't trade my current body for more mass at all, plus lifting would mess with my boxing, no need to pack on mass at my current size

smelly stupiD YANK

She's 16 so it's legal. Her partner Tonia is nice too.

life partner?

I will talk about myself freely when I feel like it but I have nothing to prove to you, if you don't want to believe me thats your business

>tonia couch
you mean tonia lounge

hmmm, interesting

fucking hell I wish I was a findom qt
can't be arsed with wageslavery

doing a lounge in the couch room lads

gonna lift a heavy thing up and down now

wish me luck

amazing how the media has twisted the minds of the british population to be against immigration

if only everyone's eyes were as open to the myriad benefits of multiculturalism as mine

I am going to watch it in russia