Mom just walked in on me jerking off, What do I do Sup Forums?

Mom just walked in on me jerking off, What do I do Sup Forums?

was she hot?

Ah that's quite normal my young friend, you must now kill her then rape your father and claim your rightful place as head of family. That's just normal part of growing up and becoming an adult really.

You have no other option


You have to kill her
Don't worry if you hide the body well enough no one will ever notice
>trust me I'm an expert

LInk Porn it was to

Shoot the load in her eyes to establish dominance

Yeah OP is your mom a fit bird? Post tits.

Details

quick, post to 4chang

Cum in your hands.
Go to her, reach your hand out and say "I'm sorry that you had to see that"

did you look at pictures of her after she caught u to finish?

Well I was jerking to some good old anal porn when she just walked in, i turned around and we just locked eyes for a moment and I could feel the pain of a thousand lost souls.

Did you finish afterwards?

make eye contact and continue it loudly without saying any fuckin words.

Tell her it ain't gonna suck itself.

I WEZ TOWTALLY JERKING OWF WEN MY MERM WERKED ERN.

No, I just sat in silence after she left. Just thinking about what ive just done

Fuck her right in the pussy.

Go find her and say "you know, I could use an extra hand finishing off"

Did she said anything?

Now you come out as an alt rightist

Let's Talk About Kevin feels

could be worse you know... my mom once walked in on me when I >TOTALLY ACCIDENTALLY< landed on a CP website

were you thinking about your mom when you finished? did you finish?

Tell her to bring you some tendies

Wig is it with moms and not Fucking knowing how to knock on a door before walking in. It's like a genetic fault of theirs.

its kind of the opposite here. my dad barges in, but my mom knocks

Same here but with monkey porn

No,

Wrong, Was she wet?

more

finish

This!

does ur mom have saggy titties

She is 56, so I assume so.

Tell her to knock because you are up to like 7 times a day and there's a good chance you are pulling it.

wait... how old are you?

look her in the eye and continue because if she continues watching than shes the weirdo

...

21, And I'm moving out soon. So ill have privacy soon.

Oh boy...

Hi, I am a very successful porn director. Since you and your mother are so close, would you be interested in filming a Mother-Son sex scene? These scenes are in high demand and low supply. I can make your family rich. Message me back for contact details.

...

How much?

It would be a massive hit. Easily multi millions. You will become a household name. Email me if you'd like to discuss business. [email protected]

Go tell her "Dammit Mom, I don't walk in on you when you've got your dildo in the bathtub"

And then if she seems shocked by this, offer to show her the videos

Sit your mom down and give her the masturbation talk.

>Look her straight in the eyes
>continue
>"this ones for you"
>cum on the floor
>"clean it up and bring me my tendies"

Don't break eye contact and finish!

MALM JUST WALKED EEN ON MEE JERKING OOF, WERT DERT DER?

Install a lock on your door, perhaps?

read that the other day kek

If over 18: Don't say anything because you're an adult and wanking is healthy adult male behaviour. If she brings it up accept her apology and laugh it off.

If under 18: Leave Sup Forums

continue jacking simple

It was locked,i have 2 keys for the door, ones mine and the other is in case I lost it which i keep in the key closet on the other side of the house. it was locked and I was so into the porn that I didnt hear her get the spare key and unlock it

I said before that I'm 21 and I'm moving out next month, I didnt think I would leave on this note

Pic related

fuck your mom

You need to hide that spair key.

yeah Already hid it

blow it in her hair, bitches love that, including moms