I'll be laughing so fucking hard when this guy gets caught for doping. It's going to be just like the Armstrong shitstorm.
Never trust US athletes.
I'll be laughing so fucking hard when this guy gets caught for doping. It's going to be just like the Armstrong shitstorm.
Never trust US athletes.
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My sides would reach new worlds
phelps has the perfect body for swimming, along with an unusually long wing-span, which gives him more power on his pull while doing fly...He is the Lebron of his sport.
Literally no Americans cared about Armstrong.
Phelps on the other hand...
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Would be pretty funny if it happened, but I bet the only drug he's on is weed. He's just an athletic freak of nature.
hahaha a russian talking about doping
Nah people did, but only because he was a cunt who publicly attacked and sued people who said he doped
Stay mad norcuck
He smokes dope
... Weed
>tfw have watched 10 mins of overall olympic coverage
goddamn I love being American
AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
Why does everyone bring up his weed smoking and ignore the fact that he got a DUI?
>Literally no Americans cared about Armstrong.
confirmed for being no older than 18 or just lying about armstrong
>STINKY SLAV TALKING ABOUT DOPING
I didn't about Armstrong and didn't care when he got caught. If it's ever revealed that Phelps was doping I'll be catastrophically disillusioned.
...
>2020 Tokyo Olympics hosted by NBBC
>4x200m relay race
>cuts to commercial about 5 minutes in
I want off this ride
kek
I really hope we don't lose the CBC/opera VPN loophole.
>I didn't care, therefore no Americans cared
And slightly webbed fingers too
Every Olympian micro doses up to the limit.
He still is the best even if people find out that he, along with every other athlete on a podium is on shit.
Armstrong was arguably bigger than Phelps if we compare prime popularity. So many people were wearing those live strong bracelets and knew his story.
Hello 9/11 baby
I'm gonna tell Trudeau personally to lock down on this shit
Seriously, they did a breakdown on his body. He like has the torso and arms of someone who's like 6'7 and then the legs of a 6'0 guy. That means he has the reaching length and then the strength of tiny legs compared to his size.
Also, his elbows and knees are double jointed which leads to increased flexibility.
He is literally a genetic freak.
No one watched him though
Armstrong was 100% story
Phelps is 100% achievements / people watching
This is in USA with no one watching cycling.
>tfw armstrong was never actually caught. he admitted it on his own volition
Half the country loved him and half the country thought he was an asshole. Only the O.J. trial was more divisive among people I know.
t. Delusional young American
Keep wishing Norway faggot
Dude one 7 TDF. Most Americans took notice you were just too young dude.
Two of them.
People ignore it because every middle class kid knows at least a few people IRL who have DUIs, but not very many people who have been photographed ripping a bong. It's just silly that he let that happen.
Literally the only reason anyone in the US watched the Tour de France was for Armstrong
I love the salty cucks mad that our doped up guys beat all of your doped up guys. We're just better than you all at everything calm down.
That's messed up, man. I can almost understand one, but to be enough of a retard to get popped for a second is pretty much inexcusable
I've had a few close calls with them, but if I ever got one, I'd never get behind the wheel after any level of drinking
> being this mad
Plot twist:
Doping gets made legal in all sports because of Phelps
Literally 100 percent of every Tour de France is a doper and cheater since it began. Frogs just got mad USA decided to cuck their little fag bicycle race
>Summer Olympics
This triggers the Northman.
the alcohol industry is strong. weed is demonized, alcohol dindu nuffin
Phelps already lost my respect when I found out he smoked marijuana. What kind of idiot smokes that shit? Plus it's illegal
If you do that I swear to god I'll never buy maple syrup again
Literally every olympic athlete with a medal dopes. It's not that big of a secret.
just buy vermont syrup, it's better anyway
This, do you seriously believe these people compete fairly as well? these swimmers are all doped as fuck
This is false. I still love him because he's a good ol' Texas boy who did nothing wrong.
China takes everything then
Do you even know how many times they get tested?
Almost everyday during the Olympics itself
China already dopes and they are still 2nd tier
cold war revisited
Fellow American I did not mean to imply that. Please don't be mad at me.
>Dude one 7 TDF.
Fucking kekd
Never trust Russian athletes.
fixed that for ya!
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He was always a jackass he just happened to wind up as a cheating jackass.