How much cum is a lot of cum? Or what is normal? Is this a normal amount?

How much cum is a lot of cum? Or what is normal? Is this a normal amount?

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I barely fill the top container

That's a very good shot, bro

Thanks, what does an average amount look like?

depends on how often you used it

that would make a wicked baby

whitemalelivesmatter

Once

10 cc

I usually do more, ymmv

How much do you think is in the condom?

m-my cum insecurities.
wew lad.

just one sperm is all it takes bro, don't worry about it. girls aren't impressed by that anyway

3 cc max, get to work.

Damn for real?

thats not true u actually need >500,000 sperm or so per cum to be considered fertile

They are if you spray it on their faces

Do girls really like that?

are you 12? i usually fill the condom to about halfway to the top

does it matter?

I imagine this kind of thing isn't accurate which is making me wonder just how much more than average mine is if people are making comments like this

about half that amount. do you have big nuts to hold all that cum?

a teaspoon amount is considered average.

I think they are normal size. But about half that? Really?
A teaspoon? It seems like mine was a tablespoon or so? Or do you think more?

Depends on how much you want to swallow you fagget.

lmfao
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Virgin

some more, some less.....that's what an average is you twat. Now, stop worrying about it and go find a girl/boyfriend to use it with.

I am more curious than worried

and you came to /b for an answer?

Sometimes Sup Forums can be a good source of information actually.... sometimes. Just gotta catch people at the right time I guess

show epic nuts

too much cum

probably prostate cancer

It depends a lot on your species

What can I do to shoot bigger ropes? I can barely get one out.

drink lots of fluids. it may help a little

Some dogs fill the entire condom

best I can do, it's a CD underneath
Why would more cum = prostate cancer?
... human....

How envious do you get when you visit the zoo

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Not at all?

Ur supposed to fill the whole thing

read Do we need to teach you how2secks OP?
Fill the condom a day before, JAM it in and done

Fucking normies

I always forget to jam it in

Seems about average

TIL I cum as much as a dog and I dunno if I am fine with that

I have huge balls...women actually love to play with them...when I lie back they cover my ass hole and rest on the bed. I probably fill the cap and a a little bit more. I don't shoot a lot

Women love dogs though

Women love doggie style, not doing it with dogs

2 teaspoons is avg
a human makes 2 full heafty bags in their lifetime.

soooo much cum

too bad they cant get a women pregnant it would happen every single time

looks pretty nice. how big is your cock hard?

My wife fucks our black lab.

I'm not going the dude posting those dick pics, btw

Thanks. About 6" I guess
Just because your wife is crazy and does illegal shit doesn't mean it is normal

Not illegal where were from

do you watch and jerk it while she does?

Yes, most times

aw, look kids, he has to come on the internet and tell lies about his cum to feel good.

Thats probably the amount I make when masturbating, I think I cum more when having sex. I've wondered about that OP.

Ask a urologist?

U'd cum even more 2 this guy tho

They like being treated like the sluts that they are, does that answer your question?

ha no faggot. the dogs condom is way more full.

he ded?

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OH SHIT NIGGA

I'd drink all of that.

lol gross

samesies

lol emasculated much? sorry bout your small dick bro

You know you like it.

No, but it does not matter, "just do it".
It's not like giving a blowjob would magically feel them good.

kek...thats a lot...for a white guy!
blacks nuttin up to 5 times more and its gooey as fuck!

user is talking to actually fertilize

i think with women who own medium-big dogs - lot of them get off with their dog more than we'd think... i've always thought this since i turned into a pervert at like 10. as i get older the more i believe this.

That looks like lemonade in a condom

Well it is true that animals usually have a higher semen content due to sex being more of a forceful act and less consensual

projecting much?

Where's that GIF of the zebra walking away. That's impressive.

You should probably send it to me, I can measure the volume for you.

well at least we nut deep inside your white hoe's
>u mad tho

Have an estimate while we wait for it to go through the mail?

Ye he ded

I made sure to get a pastry white redhead with a racist streak so I'm fine
>nothing wrong with bestiality though so if white chicks wanna breed with monkeys that's their choice

you can have them, I'm not interested

About a quarter of a mouthful. I can give a much more accurate answer when I get it.

If I collected horse semen, got a syringe and squirted it all up my urethra could I in theory ejaculate horse/human hybrid semen?

yes

you would be a god among men

Eww.

i belive 2-8mL is pretty normal, going over that could mean you have an issue, under that could be an issue too if you haven't came recently

>Mfw gf convinced her friend you had to practically give her horse a handjob to clean it's pens
>mfw gf thought her joke was so funny but deep down I was just mentally recording the whole thing for later dick spanking

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two teaspoons for you 'Murifaggs

Fuck off with that shit

Dont try to masturbate every single day

you are clearly too delicate to be
browsing teh Sup Forums, fgt pls

wtf is this thread

>horse/human hybrid

What would you rather, horse size penis or horse size ejaculate?

Well. That got weird quickly. Inasmuch, I usually don't produce even that much cum because I fap once a day or so. If I drink plenty of water and eat a good bit of fruit, I seem to produce more, and more still if I behave for a few days.
>tfw oddly aroused by filled condoms

Horse size ejaculate