Suddenly you open your room's door

Suddenly you open your room's door
...and you see this
What do you do?

Make a "dubs decide what i do" thread.

The best I can.

Obviously fuck all 4 holes

Turn 360° and walk away

Check if its able to move

No? Fuck it

Yes? Kill it with fire before it lays eggs

End its suffering

Ask if she has a younger sister or daughter.

fuck the shit out of it

360 degrees is a full circle, dumbass.

newfag

New fag alert

>jokes

Found the newfag

welcome

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fagnew dekektored

You will recognize its summertime for the summerfags

>"T-t-thanks... d-dad.."
>"How d'ya like yur new tripod son?"
>"I-it's mo-ving..?"
>"You fucking worthless cunt, you never appreciate anything I do for you, you autistic nigger."
>"Sorry dad, it's wonderful. I finally have something to mount the camera you got me last year."
>"That's more like it. Hav fun with it boy."

ITT: Trolls Trolling the Troll who Trolled the Troll, and I myself am a Troll.

Lmao faggots took the bait. Get meta trolled and thanks for the (You)s. Ahahahaha

Ask it to run the three-legged race for me.

ultimate faggot

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Rien nen va plus faggot

>Still falling for it

Sure.
>thanks for all the (you)s
Sad faggot

>damage control

Awww I'm sorry if you're retarded enough to take obvious bait and get mad about it. Cry to monmy lmao

>projecting
>more damage control

Check for dubs

>still replying

>(you)
Here is another (you)

Checked

underrated post

Checked

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This thread is a fucking wreck

If I can't get a toe in my asshole while fucking one of those pussies I don't deserve to live anymore.

>irony

Fuck it, record it, submit to vivid. Profit.

At least you had your fun...

I shoot it with my dick

Is it still summer?

It's my trap dipshit, and you're the one who's caught. Keep replying top kek
Still am fam

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Got another one!

Is this scully from x files?

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