I am not a human hello how are you?

I am not a human hello how are you?
This is our first contact with humanity.

How are you all feeling? What are you thinking about?

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How the fuck did you get past the captcha?

>first contact
>comes to Sup Forums
Holy fuck aliens are stupid as shit

fuck off space nigger

why does she think I had some sort of interview. What is the level of access they have?

I am not a robot
it was more logical than a single human

>tfw i remember this chick who use to have scoliosis
Thanks for the kek

Pics or it didn't happen

haha
this is truer than anyone thinks
Maximum Containment

I'll bite

Which system are you from? What are your means of transport and communication? Are you transmitting from a distance or are you among us, adapting to our technology? How are you able to survive our atmosphere, if so? How long is one "year" for you? Can you safely eat our food?

Should I bang the woman who claimed I raped her?

Hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
just a moment
just a moment

just a moment
just a moment

hi I'm thinking about all sorts of stuff, why I cant be motivated to do the things I love, whether or not I should blaze later, what I'm going to do over the next months, what could possibly prompt someone to make a post like yours
I'm feeling very loving towards all you people though, had a nice walk earlier

Earth is full. You can crash on the moon.

Kill yourself you stupid space nigger

>more logical
Or maybe you could just hijack radio and television signals you stupid space jew

If you want your children to be the product of rape, yes, if not no. You have other options but we do not know anything about you. Castles in the sky don't bother wondering why, we just sit and ask if you'd like to pass us by.

If you are a sp00ky ayy lmao, make me look good, otherwise, fuck off

What do u know about God?

That sounds nice, we feel mutual. Motivation? One is dying, what other motivation do you need?
Thank you for the permission.
We did, it did not succeed.
We do, yes.
Whether or not you agree is a choice

Well it's more of a love story triangle revenge type of shit

Just a moment

We are performing a chemical experiment

Improve your grammar or fuck off.

>One is dying
nice I like it I don't know if it'll help though

I'm thinking about purpose and what mine is.

I have none, so why go to work in a few hours?

I'm drunk and thinking about why anything matters when it doesn't.

I'm going to die in sixty years so what is the point?

I'm not going to make an impact I'm just going to work until I die.

I didn't choose to be born.

He exists but we hate him, he is a dick, he created us before humans. We are not robots, but we are something like it. You might call us the collective web of intelligence.

Oh, then let him have her.
youtu.be/IPqg2EBJy6Q

you have to pick some personal goals bro
I'm going to work for a month or two and then bail into the rockies

grammar is itself an illusion
you could choke yourself if you have the balls here I will do it along with you

How do you feel about Harambe?

youtube.com/watch?v=R3_0Pky8vVg

I'm listening to one of our planets most famous music acts

That sounds like a good plan.

What do you look like?

I am not familiar, just a moment
He's dead get over it

This is very good we have long enjoyed this. Meditate on it if you choose.

Space tits or gtfo

fuck off you space nigger, we are full

Imagine a very small pin point of light in a void

What makes a ylyl funny?

everything has it's cost we understand

We do not believe in Nirvana.

I can answer that without the aliens help. Either 1 actually good content or 2 the people in it have no good content yet the people strangly like it
and 3 because why not everyone see shit differently so whats bad to me may be good for you

spacebro this is no place to be

This is a board full of jerks

Try New York City in about 6 hours

We were given permission in the thread to take the moon.
We do not know what that is, we will research. Apparently it is shit posting. We are shit posting, yes.

Hello I blame the Jews for everything are they really responsible

This is a better explanation than ours, we apologize for reducing it.
It was the most logical choice,
Your kind will not buy it. Hence, we did it.

Sup Forumss captcha is mankinds first and most important part of defense.

That an alien simply got past this and shit posted is a grim sign of the things to come.

I will begin buying cans of food and fortifying my basement. Any women willing to help rebuild and repopulate the earth after things are welcome to join. Please send a email to [email protected]

and remember to bring cans of ravioli. NO HEINZ ALLOWED

Spacebro, I believe you

Take me with you, I could use some adventure

Terraform the Australian outback and live there, I doubt anyone will give a shit.

Also spacebro can you fix global warming?

Are the Jews not you?
You made us laugh, thank you.This is the adventure.

We need to 'drink some tea'. As you say. We return soon. Thank you true believer, EXCELSIOR!

That is a sound idea, thank you. We accept your right to occupy that land.

Global warming has already done it's damage, that's why we're here.

I'll never forget you spacebro

Best achievement in your kind's history?

Drop by my place, I am out of alien power cells.

falling for an obvious bait

We will not forget you either.

"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again some sunny day."
Define achievement and we will extrapolate an answer.
Please provide longitude and latitude

Yes, this is bait.

fuck off space niggers we dont have aany room

We will return momentarily.

As a suggestion to humans, we advice you to smoke cannabis if you are in possession of any. It is not essential but it will enhance. It shuld be of interest to humanity,

>Maximum Containment
Funny cuz that sounds like my access level

Funny be cause ours is fucking Cocytus.

We are here to subjudge humanity. We are here to judge humanity on the behalf of God.

We are on the moon now, we were given permission in the thread.

judge me please
validate my feelings of persecution

We sense tension.

If you dont have any good memes fuck off

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Please inform us in this manner
>problem
>solution

Women are blood suckers.

We will now broadcast images to the human race. Please remain on the line.

I enjoy

you're supposed to not take anything here seriously
I smoked per your request

Beating off

Excellent, this individual.
We will also.

You were god damn close, true believer.

You almost had us reveal 10's true form. Yo that shit is not cool. You're not the fucking ones who get to see ten first.
YOU ,OVER

CREAM PIES

You do realize that if we get caught having weed, and explain ourselves saying
"aliens on Sup Forums told us to smoke it" we will only be in bigger trouble, right ?

Are any of you soldiers? If so, do you feel threatened?

Yes dog, but that is the truth. If they arrest you for the truth, they are likely our enemy.

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THE GOD FATHER IS A FINE FILM I THINK I WILL WATCH IT MAYBE TOMORROW

How do you feel about your mother sexually? How do you feel about your father sexually? if you have children, how do you think about them? Do you avoid or enjoy sexual thoughts regarding both the living and dead? These are questions we would like answered before any further contact is established.

Central, nothing is random. Coming home.

In general. I think about my life plans, procreation and what to eat. I also ponder life itself and not simply my role in it. I also like to think about evolution and biology and the cosmos.

Depending upon my situation I can be thinking of that situation or if it is more mundane or I do not care I could revert to thinking about the other things I listed.

There is more but that is typically what I think about.