APOLOGIZE

Where are you mouth breathing retards now, huh? Cmon Australia where's your sick banter, I thought this was gonna be Australia's games!

>Kucked by Hungary
Shamefur Dispray

>inb4 per capita

REEEE APOLOGIZE

>poo crapita

>getting this mad over shitposting

Not until you spell it right.
If we won't apologise to China what makes you think we'll apologise to the US?

>i-I-I didn't care all along

You will never beat USA at anything except wanking a roo

Lad you are reaching dangerous levels of mad. You should probably take the rest of the day off.

Could you be more mad?

KUCKED

Suck me fucking dix

>14 times the population
>5 more gold medals

good job guys, you're doing great!

>4000000 threads talking shit
>Silence now
didnt have you guys as the pussy type

Once upon a time, Aussies were good at swimming.

Oh, how far you faggots have fallen.

>APOLOGIZE

kek, how many per capita do you want fa͏m?

Were the Americans this cancerous during the last Olympics?

>tfw we have the greatest homo athlete of all time

Is there anything we can't do?

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>commonwealth games

saved to my poo peeland banter folder lads

>constant shit talking
>gets blown tf out in olympics
>"LOL IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!! LOLOL SO MAD"

get fucked aussies. canada and japan are better at shitposting, too. you guys have nothing.

>banter
Legitimate question.

>total medals
>not sorting by golds

Holy shit you people are a living meme.

>19 Gold

>USA also first in silver and bronze
Dingoes can't even win at losing, uppermost keks.

>per capita

>legitimate bantz

woops, 21 i mean

>APOLOGIZE
we already said no china

Can't we all just agree that Americans are the most athletic people?

I mean, it's fucking obvious that Americans have superior genetics.

21 now.

you have a wide bellcurve, skewed to the left.

a perfect metaphore

No, you have a higher population.

This has been explained to you multiple times now.

Lads, there's a roo in my loo. What do?

>indian
>loo

good 1

You seem confused. This is not a personal achievement of yours. After the Olympics are forgotten, you'll still be a housebound, overweight, unattractive white male who's never had a sex partner.

But I guess if it makes you feel better about your existence, shitpost away. We understand.

HOW CAN I POSSIBLY DRINK ALL THESE TEARS?

so why doesnt China have 4.25X more medals than us?

>not showing the per capita medal table

Insecure much?

BECAUSE THEY ARNT THE LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE

All the genetically modified foods have bred the greatest athletes in the world...
USA! USA! USA!

>cancerous Americans
>ausbergers spam for 3 straight days
Get fucked retards.

>per capitaaaaaa

Because you're better than China, congratulations.

You're not better than us.

>2016
>winning silver medals

Shiggy

Except we are because we have more medals than you :^)

How many golds do you have again?

>he believes this unironically
And Hope Solo has a gorgeous pussy

>2016
>not winning more than 5 golds

>commonwealth games

Literally as relevant as my school swimming carnivals.

>Ausfailia
Literally less relevant than Hungary

>have Olympics on in the background at work today
>literally heard the American national anthem like 20 times

Rest of the world, are you even trying?

>mfw croatia has more gold medals per capita than poopeelia

>muh per capita

Y'all jelly as fuck. Stars and stripes forever

>literally getting beat by Hungary
Oh my god

>be Aussie olympian
>constant fear of fire outbreaks in the camp
>shitty security allows thievery to happen in camp
>rooms literally falling apart
>census in Australia gets hacked by foreigners

Meanwhile
>US apehoopers live on a cruise ship
>use shady spic connections to stay in three star hotels in private rooms
>get fed meme magic from presidential elections

I hate to say it but we never stood a chance m8s.

>inb4 valid argument
>inb4 butthurt amerifats mad that they were beaten for a time by a country with 6% of their population

I can almost hear you breaking the keys while typing that. let go of the anger dude, shit's not healthy

How is that different to any normal day in america?

Australia has the least drug cheats per capita.

Normally it's gunshots.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I fucking hate australians, fucking dumb shitposting cunts atleast americans have the right to

fucking turncoat

Australians got the early lead and they shitposted, not because they thought they were going to win but because they knew it wouldn't last. I hope you realize that the Aussies getting gold was secondary to them getting under your skin

4D Chess masters of shitposting