/mlb/ - RIP IN PISS BUMSHIT 2012-2014 (EDITION)

The end of a meme.

Pay your respects ITT and talk about the usual shit.

mariners

M's

seattle mariners

Royals

weren't the dodgers 6 games out with kershaw now that's he's washed up they're taking the division?

lincecum 2.0

Wow lost a 15 inning game. I thought the Tigers were past that streaky shit. I fucking hate this team and Brad too. Burn it to the ground.

I think the mariners are my new favorite team

SAY MY NAME

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Snapchat was lit tonight.

This dude said niggas in Philly don't do waves and aren't "distracted" by gimmicks but this nigga was into every fucking on screen gimmick in the jumbo.

Ded.

How'd your team do last night/day, /mlb/?

>O's

>giants offense

>Mariners

Walk off win 39 minutes ago.

>today

>Mariners

it's already been that long? feels like 5 minutes ago.

fuck, I can't get to sleep now. too jacked

Im drinking. Fuck it.

Edgar Martinez @11EdgarMartinez 31s32 seconds ago
Long night but worth it. I big 3R HR by Seager to tie it and an even bigger Hit in the 15th to tied again, setting the for Zunino.

Edgar's so happy, he's drunk tweeting

>Being tied for first in August is the equivalent to winning the World Series for Dodger fans

Wow. Makes you think

or tired tweeting.

Edgar is blind, man. This is a person's life not a game

Prince Fielder is fat

can you stop avatarfagging and tripfagging

Won one for Tito.

Yes
Yes he was

Sandoval is also fat

Salty giants tears

Feels good desu senpai

There is plenty of time for the White Sox to come back. These dubs will it. If singles, I will drink some Frank Thomas malt liquor.

kill yourself

t. your mom

Fuck you, Robin. I wish Nolan finished you wh

Congrats on your free wins this weekend in the orange and blackb owl bro

injured while sleeping due to fatness

You first, Hahn.

>mfw the jints scored zero runs matching the number of games they lead the NL west by

Why do the Dodgers bother trying to make it to the playoffs if they can't win once they're there?

Honest question

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>going the political route in a sports thread

Fine, just like you being bisexual for Ahmed and Ingrid, I will do both sports and political.

Jajaja that dude was chill as fuck he had like 4 beaner friends w him. I spent like 2 innings talking about Hamels vs Kershaw NLCS 2008 and that baller ass phills team from 05-10'.

FIRST
PLACE

5 win streak

BOO YAH

Twins going to finish 4th in the AL central over the roylels

I believe goddammit

>only one Twins fan exists
>he's from another country
What a sad state of affairs

t. Minnesotan on vacation

I dont know about the rest of you but as a >rags fan, i am glad we're done with Prince.

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WAY better than expected. Great game on both sides.

We always suck on the west coast.

Thank you based Mariners, I believed in you

Rude OP. Not good for the state of the general. Bad mojo.

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More like god tier genetics. This guy is built like a marvel superhero.

So the Mets called up TJ Rivera who's been raking in Vegas.

Who wants to bet that Collins has him on the bench most of the time and his hitting goes to shit thanks to Kevin Long?

A's

Olympics bump

Full schedule today

Giants Marlins
12:10 PM Samardzija (9-8) Phelps (5-5)

Phillies Dodgers
3:10 PM Hellickson (9-7) Kazmir (9-5)

Indians Nationals
4:05 PM Tomlin (11-4) Gonzalez (7-9)

Padres Pirates
7:05 PM Jackson (2-2) Vogelsong (1-1)

Rays Blue Jays
7:07 PM Snell (3-4) Happ (15-3)

D-backs Mets
7:10 PM Ray (5-11) Colon (10-6)

Yankees Red Sox
7:10 PM Eovaldi (9-8) Pomeranz (8-9)

Reds Cardinals
7:15 PM DeSclafani (6-0) Garcia (8-8)

Rockies Rangers
8:05 PM De La Rosa (7-7) Perez (7-8)

Angels Cubs
8:05 PM Nolasco (4-8) Hammel (11-5)

Braves Brewers
8:10 PM De La Cruz (0-4) Anderson (6-10)

Astros Twins
8:10 PM Keuchel (7-11) Santana (5-9)

White Sox Royals
8:15 PM Quintana (9-8) Kennedy (6-9)

Orioles Athletics
10:05 PM Gallardo (4-3) Detwiler (0-0)

Tigers Mariners
10:10 PM Verlander (12-6) Hernandez (6-4)

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I liked Prince and was really hoping he'd get his shit together and be a competent DH again.. That said $9MM / yr to be rid of him in his current state isn't too bad, the Angels had it worse than that on the Josh Hamilton deal.

[Prince Fielder's] career earnings through 2020 ($252 million) are higher than any player in the history of the NFL surpassing Peyton Manning who retired this year with $249 million in earnings.

And Fielder isn't even the highest earning baseball player either, why the fuck would any athlete choose to play in the NFL over the MLB? NFL doesn't have guaranteed contracts so if you have a career ending injury then you're fucked while MLB contracts are 100% guaranteed once you sign no matter how shitty you play or what kind of injuries you sustain, career ending or not.

>tfw your best relievers turn into your worst relievers

that feel, I know it well

>tfw collapsing team

if they get a wild card can they meme another 2014?

I dunno, that meme might finally be running out of magick, they should probably do some human sacrifices at the stadium to keep it going.

Is /mlb/ ready for the next 6 weeks of pure, unadulterated BIRDPOSTING?

Will Joe stop cucking A-Rod and finally play him, or is he just protecting him from Fenway?

.. A-Rod retired, didn't you get the memo?

TWEET TWEET CUNTS

You now remember this is sparta remixes

Not til Friday dingus

>No yanks and rays visible in the cellar because they're being smothered by the sox

Holy shit the NL Central blows ass

>Giants get caught
>suddenly A's fans exist

Was getting caught a part of their plan?

Do they? Only like two in last nights gamethread

Benintendi has 6 hits in his last 7 at bats, including 2 steals

It's a great day to be a Mariners fan.

>tfw 5th place division rivals always seem to be pesky and play you hard

>Bases loaded, 0 outs in consecutive innings
>score 2 total runs

Jays only have themselves to blame for last night, shouldve been a completely different game before Feldman blew up

>blow gays blow another game to a shit team

kek

Brah...

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Going to a ball game date tonight. Dubs decides what ballpark food I get her. Trips, and I make her pay for it herself.

Pretzel bites are always good. Plus you can share. Same goes for popcorn.

Its really not that uncommon. Texas is 4-6 against the athletics and the Indians are 5-8 against the twins. The jays have winning records against both the red sox and orioles. For whatever reason they cannot beat the rays consistently.

Peanuts

this picture will never not make me laugh

chili dog and beer

I hope Manny Machado's knees explode again and he retires at 24

why?

A concussion recovering Morneau comes to the white sox lineup and in less than a month is hitting better than 75% of it

And he's only locked here for this half of the season

>hfw

Why the fuck would you vacate in englel? Trying to get blown up?

Don't worry, the Sox only need one more piece and then they're world series bound.
- Jerry Rheinsdorf

Don't put the h in reinsdorf, makes him seem less of jew of which he is a lot of

He's a total bitch who chimps out over literally anything and throws bats at pitchers cause his fee fees got hurt.

reply to this post with your picks for:
AL MVP
AL CY
NL MVP
NL CY

AL MVP: honestly have no idea. Trout deserves it but muh Angels
AL CYA: Kluber
NL MVP: Murphy or Bryant
NL CYA: Strasburg or Scherzer

>Trout
>Sale
>Stanton
>Cueto maybe?

>Jerry "Would rather lose every game then give the city of Chicago a single cent in taxes" Reinsdorf

AL MVP: Should be Trout but will be Donaldson or Altuve
AL CY: Corey Kluber
NL MVP: Kris Bryant
NL CY: Stephen Strasburg