Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post lewds of your waifu
>Switch to other waifus
>Discuss shit that no one actually cares about
>Keep RP and ERP to maximum
>Post unfitting and over-sexualised content
>Most important: Fuck off!

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sunny

claim and I'm out

Cirno claim.

Dammit, I prepped the thread and everything... fuck

It's okay.

Your waifu is cute

that second line was meant for
i would never hate your Waifu. she's the best Gainax smug
which is why I'm here and not fucking a robot.
>you must wait longer before deleting this post

CCCC-Claimed

Nice.

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The meat is tasty though.

i'm gay

I'm very glad that you remember me. It does make me happy. Just seeing you reply was nice.
Heh, I still need to get driving lessons and I'm looking for a job. Its hard work finding a suitable one.

Yay! Thanks.
>Legit though I'd love a season 2 please

Do i look like a boat to you, Shoukaku?
You know what, don't answer that. No. I do not.
I'm ok. Still not quite feeling normal, but better than yesterday.

D.Va

I thought so.

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We know.
Faggot.

Best waifu Red claimed
Hi ! How you doing ?

Tell us something that we dont know
>Congratulations, you can remember one boat.
Yes you do look like a boat Yayoi
What happened yesterday?

ok
i see you
>you will be an MLG piloting a mech with a qt 19-year old SCII player
Why live?
woof woof~
i have no idea where season 2 would go though. it doesn't seem like the kind of series that would have enough ideas to survive season 2.

>I had to google the boat's name
Nothing.
Just don't feel well.

Taiga? Ok, what about when she hits u in the face?
Correct, but i assume when those sexual machines come out youll be customising it as jenny bot.
Too bad user

>sounds like a pain in the arse. And you're doing all this by yourself?
Yeah, I'm working as a consultant right now, since I'm in college.

It's either this or try to find something where I gotta regularly leave the house.
And I don't have a car... or a license... so I'd be taking the bus...
which means I'd 90% have to work retail.

I spent 7 months in a grocery store as a fucking cashier last year. I wanted to fucking kill myself.
EVERY FIVE MINUTES.

There's 3 things I do NOT like doing when it comes to work:
>leaving my house much
>dealing with humans (except in certain circumstances)
>waking up at any specified set of hours.

I do 99% of this at home, and when I do deal with my clients, it's 1 on 1.

As annoying as the specific task is atm, it's 9,999,999 times better than working in any other likely possibilities.

Nah, I fixed it a few minutes ago.

Sorry for late response. My parents needed to leave, so I had to keep my dog in the room for a few mins with treats

Florina

I'd probably have annoyed her or embarrased her, and the latter is so worth.

Whoa.
Been a little while.

Eheh...

That's what I thought.
If they created a season 2, it would probably be bad.
The whole point in the ending is to make fun of Anime that ends a season with a cliffhanger. The joke would be ruined with a second season. It works perfectly as a single thing.

Calamity-masu'd

Sup Forums was fucked for me

Hello Vigil
Doing alright I hope?

Just lurking
Don't really know anyone who's on atm

bully
bully
kangaroos are cunts
01101111 01101011

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memes

Okay, fair enough. Liked her at first but slowly started to think she was a bitch

You're a bigger bully than i am.

Oops, I killed my arms and shoulders.

Vigil. Eheh... Ehehehehe~
Hi!

IS THIS EASY MODE?

Only we can understand why she is our waifu

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>atleast you got the right one
Good to know that you're doing better.

>stellar claim

i sometimes have to work as a cashier when there's no one else to do it. i know how tedious it is. Just keep at it, maybe one day you'll be the king of Neets and become Moot 2.0.
Didn't they release a Manga sort-of sequel?
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>I'm literally learning manual binary so i can get close to my Waifu
>imagine if all of D.VA's were 2009 memes
>imagine a voice line where she screams U MAD BRO
>the most legendary game of all time

I deleted your message
>jenny

Uhuhuhu...
Enjoy your time posting, for it will end soon. it won't be long before all of your personas are belong us.

Ah, greetings.
I am doing alright, I suppose. Thank you. Hopefully you can say the same.

Pardon me, but I'll have to "leave" now.

Mellow.

You aren't forgettable at all, just like your old title.

There's a few jobs that are pretty much always available but as you said, those aren't so suitable. Still an option in case I desperately need one.

>Really? You're gonna call me out on that?
You wouldn't understand since Yuno is your avatar, but you mistyped my waifu name. Sorry for not replying yesterday, was a little tired.

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Go to sleep, you!

Not officially. But there is an unofficial manga sequel. The art style is surprisingly accurate.

As if!
I'm always one step ahead of your evil schemes! I have secrets about you that I could leak anytime!

Awh. Thank you!
I'll always be your Queen. Hehe.

Life is hard mode

euphoric

>White hair, pale skin, and i remembered most the outfit
I'm much better with faces than i am names. Especially foreign names.

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I really hope the mods permanently ban these threads.

Sleep is for the weak!
And honestly, who needs it?

IT'S HAPPENING! Sup Forums MENTIONED IN CNN CONCERNING ATTACKS ON SHILLARY!

were weebs, we don't care.

I've always wondered how many taiga claimers hop on here. I'm definitely not the first, that's fact.

>Get off late
>Doucher is parked there
>Mfw it's a Tesla with tinted windows, and blacked out badges

much better
oh well, i only knew of it because of rebeltaxi. i might check it out some time in the future.
The mods are cucks. and you know that
litreally who?

youtube.com/watch?v=ON0FPDq4Uxk

gtfo kiddo

>There's no nerf for this pain

You do! Sleep keeps you healthy!

No way. This is life changing.

Someone post a green text or something they want me ti say and I'll read it out and put it on vocaroo. I'm bored.

Hell yeah, rebeltaxi is great.

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>i know how tedious it is.
It's not even the tedium.
I have never been able to form a coherent sleep schedule. I was well-known in every single school I went to for falling asleep in class (and ALSO between classes in college)
I had friends taking other classes the next lab over watching me passed out in like Computer Architecture and shit. They'd sometimes meet with me before class and joke around saying "Don't fall asleep today! I'm watching you >:-)"

I also have almost no physical strength and severe OCD.
By the end of that shitshow, I had a bone spur in my heel (which still hasn't fully gone away), and my hip hurt for (well, it still hurts, but so much I couldn't lay down) a month and a half.

I'm not just a geek with computers and anime and shit. I'm actually a no-life, morbidly obese, obsessive-compulsive, sleep-disordered medical condition waiting to happen.

I have problems with my ears (if I don't clean them several times a day, they can actually hurt REALLY bad). I can't lift heavy things for any length of time. I really am not a people person. And my OCD is comparable to, if not worse than that of Howie Mandel.

At the very least, I'd absolutely NEVER consider a food store again. And I'd never try for cashier unless it was a specialty shop where people buy like a bag of electronics and a cell phone or some shit.

But, yeah, that Moot 2.0 thing doesn't seem too bad.

Okay here we go.

What's with the new nickname?

Hey.

Is pasta ok?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you desufags have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how you can spend all your time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SUISEISEKI BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. You must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; what the FUCK does desu even mean?? Why on earth would you associate it with fucking Sup Forums? Did you ever get any sunlight as a child? There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.

I don't, not now~
Exercise keeps me awake and healthy

XXXX GOLD

>I'm always one step ahead of your evil schemes
That's what they always think, just as before I finally hijack their Telegrams.

"Gone" for good this time.

I'll give you some exercise, if you know what I mean. ;^)

damn! anymore?

Can I be your loyal page?

Tumblr gifs apart, Yuno looks like a man.

This could be interesting if it was waifu OC.

It's not a nickname, but you have mellowed out a lot from your jerk peak.

numb it with excessive alcohol abuse

I need to go for a while, goodbye for now!
It was nice talking, as always.

I hope that you can at least remember your loli boats.

I only watch his podcasts.
>incest incest it's the best
>put your sister to the test!
read the above greentext
waddup doggo?
I'm sorry to hear all that, i thought going through school without was hard. At least you seem pretty knowledgeable about programming. The world can always more of that with technology moving the way it is.
bye

You stop that.
Goodbye.

later weeb

What will you be doing in this?

like a loli voice?
or in Megumin's voice?

Of course! You're certainly deservant.
Sorry, I must leave you. I'll be back!
>Your queen

Heh...
Got 'em...

And that's how I became an alcoholic

I'm scared

Goodbye~

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fagget

Oh, that. Who knows, maybe it's just because I'm feeling too relaxed to cause any drama for no reason.

Just playing League, how about you, robot?

Just my normal voice.

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Yeah, pretty much my only real skills lie in technology and strategic planning.

I'm only, at best, OKAY with people. And I'm not good with any kind of physical work.

So, I kinda HAVE to work on my own. At least until I start my businesses up. THEN, I'll employ others, mostly friends and family at first, because it won't take much to be able to interact with people I already know.

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Stop what?

I've spooked the Ama already?

Copypastas: Sup Forums Complete Collection Audiobooks, available November 2016

What do you even want?
I tried to be nice and start a conversation while you literally react like a kid
We have enough underage kids here so please piss the fuck off

Baguette

Eh?

Are you male or female?

youtube.com/watch?v=ON0FPDq4Uxk
Stop being lewd.

Fucking hell

Justice will rain upon you.

Anything else you want me to say? this is fun.

Terry is my husbando