Paradox thread

Paradox thread

How can mirrors be real if even your crushing realization that the entire universe is a simulation inst real?

Can God create a dick so big even the biggest faggot in the universe OP can't suck it?

IT'S HAPPENING! Sup Forums MENTIONED IN CNN CONCERNING ATTACKS ON SMELLARY!

Pinocchio says "My nose will grow based on this sentence"
>What happens?

Ok, if you had a wooden ship, and each day removed 1 piece from it and replaced it with a new piece, then built another ship with the old pieces....which is the original ship ?

>Find magic lamp
>Genie gib wish
>Wish wishes didn't come true
>Thanks Obama

bruh

>Universe collapses

Nothing you dumbass

There is nootin after death.

is it cringe thread now or what

Marty Mc Belzebub

god is it just your job to say this in every thread? honestly it has to be the same guy, i have to know

no, first time i'ver ever written that lol.

oh, sorry then

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>You have an exact clone.
> It has all your memories and the same thought process as you.
>fight
>who wins?
Real you?
>clone has never experieced pain and most likely has no pain tolerance
But what would really happen? Both die?

Feminisim:

They want to be equal to men, but they want a man superior to them.

It's a paradox.

Dude, I want to fucking strangle you. This shit is so annoying, what the fuck are we even arguing about? I'm drunk, I'm watching parks and rec and monitoring ops jackassery. Get the fuck off my case.

Well here is the answer...
No, faggots find a way.

Are you samefagging the shit out of yourself right now, in some kind of schizophrenic rage you freakazoid?

I love it.

#samefaggin'

Then he lied. . .

>it's pasta

No, go make one

But if nothing happens then he is lying, therefore his nose would grow!

That's a pair of docs
>not USB docks
>why do you continue wasting my oxygen?

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Roko's basilisk

You will now be suffering for eternity.

Nothing. He would be telling the truth.

Hilarious.

Thanks user.

This statement is a lie

good games. Still waiting vic3

that was good

Why didn't you just post that pair of docks?

C'mon man. Don't expect the Memelords to pander to you all the time.

I bet you watch /u/-bait anime.

Then he lied, it didn't grow

I'm on a cell phone and just woke up, I come to Sup Forums entertained.

op is a faggot

previous statement is fake

but op is still a faggot