Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Human grill waifu claiming thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them

Best robot claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s0CtDbl3hL6k
youtu.be/EeObu0jfSxE
youtube.com/watch?v=9ArwwM9_bvo
youtube.com/watch?v=FHh86ySgKrA
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OE04rPC5VS0
vocaroo.com/i/s1gCUARO8qa5
vocaroo.com/i/s1anOPGCYGan
youtube.com/watch?v=LQrEJe1rO-U
vocaroo.com/i/s1klRJhnfcJm
youtube.com/watch?v=F9tkKDbQVLg
youtu.be/kT3OQwyvKmk
youtube.com/watch?v=XemVrN0DaBM
vocaroo.com/i/s0oxRpF8A0F6
youtube.com/watch?v=JQ_ARZW_FmI
youtube.com/watch?v=LVyGxlgeAjc
youtu.be/GTwJo0HeNmU
youtu.be/0NKUpo_xKyQ
youtube.com/watch?v=A1AOHt3MDsw
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QJSfieToXSQ
youtube.com/watch?v=xm1vWpuUxOo
vocaroo.com/i/s12U9Or75Mme
youtube.com/watch?v=ON0FPDq4Uxk
youtu.be/Eco4z98nIQY
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first

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Chen in 2nd post?

>Shiro
That is a legit terrible reason to tell someone to stop. I have fun with it, and I never actually get LEWD lewd in threads. I don't see a real problem here.

>Cute Bote
Legit, Ama, if you didn't like it, you should have told me to stop earlier. I won't flirt with someone if they don't want me to...except Maki.

>Robit
Ya, me and my friend both are NA.
>A LOT of people in Europe and such play on NA, since it's that much better than Gameforge.

As always.

Plz read this megu from shino

Sachi’s dead

He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said Sup Forums was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here

Hey there roboto

Tristana claim and main

Oh, don't worry, darling.
You know I will always love you, no matter what.
Come here and rest your head on mommy's bosom.

Taking Vocaroo requests.

[yuno]
If something breaks somewhere and my boss judges I'm not too incompetent to fix it, I'll have to drive over their and make the place run again.

>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
I completely agree
vocaroo.com/i/s0CtDbl3hL6k
cunt

QOTT

What is a musical guilty pleasure of yours?

youtu.be/EeObu0jfSxE

>FUKKEN TWITCH

Calamity-masu'd

Let's try something that's not a copypasta. Scream out explosion as if you were casting it alongside your waifu.

>Any and all Super Eurobeat
That and I unironically like some Nickleback, and don't really think they're that bad.

What about presenting your ass to the thread? That's pretty fucking lewd.
youtube.com/watch?v=9ArwwM9_bvo

Hey cutie
Didn't notice you last thread
How are you doing?
You baited me so hard with that filename
>Rip phone
Kek for some reason that made me laugh pretty hard
Does that happen often though, because if it does there may be something he needs to do to prevent it

So it's possible to play on NA if you're on GF?
o shit waddup?
i knew you would
youtube.com/watch?v=FHh86ySgKrA
>Purely from nostalgia
fail

>oops

m.youtube.com/watch?v=OE04rPC5VS0

vocaroo.com/i/s1gCUARO8qa5
vocaroo.com/i/s1anOPGCYGan
(Never again)

here you go fam if you want female vocals with breakdowns

One of my guilty pleasures

youtube.com/watch?v=LQrEJe1rO-U

Look at what I had for Captcha Chenny boy

Try doing a cover song under the voice of well known characters

vocaroo.com/i/s1klRJhnfcJm
>a vocaroo.com thread

About to get some oatmeal, und you?

>Tristana

D.Va

define better

WINNNING SACHI IS DEAD!

usually into harder stuff but there's something about this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=F9tkKDbQVLg
There's a lot of plumbing failures not much we can do about it until it shits the bed

Say 'The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.'

Claiming Muffet once again

>I unironically like some Nickleback
I know that feeling. My Aunt was a big Nickleback fan, so naturally I came to like a few of their songs. When she did I actually went back and listened to those songs again. Wew lad. Still miss her.

Gotta love Hard Gay medleys.

Never heard this before in my life.

feherhehfehfehhh Techno is garbage.

>waiting for the wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub
I said guilty pleasures guys, not your driving songs.

Never heard this before ever. Will probably continue the trend.

Oops forgot image.

>Posting an old picture of me from a few years back
And I still don't see how it was all that lewd. It was still covered even.

Hey there Cutie, laying down eating some pretzels waiting for the tired to hit. You?

You'd have to make a new character and account, but I assume you haven't gotten TOO far, have you?

>You actually did it.
>Mfw

youtu.be/kT3OQwyvKmk
I hate the genre, but damn is it fiyahh

Yo yo Shino

Pic or actual person? Wahappen

Ive played this at gigs and fucking its a panty dropper.

Driving songs meh

Megu plz

Sup trist how you doing bud?

Maybe your views of lewd are clouded. I just find it real odd that you flirt with everyone you get the chance to.

browsing /waifu/ and watching overwatch videos. might play it later if i'm not tired. anything interesting been happening?
is sarcasm or being genuine? i honestly can't tell
the highest i got is level 13 with my Elin so no. barely even started.
Jesus chirst, it's like 2am. what are your neighbours thinking?

Rinsing.

;-;

You've been visited by
>

youtube.com/watch?v=XemVrN0DaBM

Thanks, Sachi.
Very nice coming from you, I've never expected it.

Restaurant Chen.

Yeah. I've failed.
Damn.

Well that sucks.
Let's hope it doesn't happen today then.
What sre you up to?
>Did you just accept me calling you cute?
I think I just won
Damn pretzels sound pretty good, I'm also laying in bed hoping the heat doesn't hit me too hard
>2 fans are blowing on my face

God I hate trap music. I lived IN a trap house and this is all they would listen to. I swear. Niggers gonna nig.

I bet. High school girls today just want loud sounds in rhythm to drown out their nasally ass "voices"

What comment?

>Rattle

>never heard this before in my life
>jenny

mercy

So will you?
>rattle rattle

A lot of people hate it because it's a meme. Their songs sound a tad similar, but each one tells some kind of story, or just kinda makes you think about shit.

Or maybe your views of lewd are too saintly.
>I flirt with everyone I get the chance to
Not true. If I did, I'd flirt with Renge, Ika, and Iowa. And that's just off the top of my head. And very rarely do I do it to be serious.

Hop on the NA servers. Level 11 is like, an hour at most.
>Probably even quicker, I haven't leveled from the start in years.

I did not, I just figured you'd know my response already.
I'm hoping I fall asleep before the heat actually hits today.
>Won't be the only things. :^)

This one was hard.
vocaroo.com/i/s0oxRpF8A0F6

Also I tried to sing renai circulation and when I played it back somehow there was another song overlapping it.

second best grill

Truly, never heard it before.

It honestly sounds like something Black OLs would listen to in the 90s/2000s or something.

Ehhh.... They are laughing all the way to the bank.

I don't understand.

Oatmeal and around the vicinity of waking up. What about you?

Hmmm...I wouldn't know of anything interesting since I appear at the most calm times. All I can recall is the dom queen and something with therapist.
Oh I got something for you: I own a cat :)

Yessir now go to Chef Ramsay for some help

I don't understand how these songs merit soo many views, but yeah, it's annoying hearing the damned things
At least the twitch thing is enjoyable

Hello tracer

You know it. Honestly if we wanna get into some real shit i got you. I'am more into like real techno

Like this, can't play this shit its too epic

youtube.com/watch?v=JQ_ARZW_FmI

I love how subjectIve you're being.

I was expecting an 'Is a faggot' at the end or somethnig.
Thanks.

Sending out a shitload of resumes and listening to music. Probably gonna play some games soon. What are you doing today?

youtube.com/watch?v=LVyGxlgeAjc
I've stated previously, I've become a dick recently. So maybe I'm the one in the wrong. I don't know.

Not much man Jammin some old records. thinking about playing some league If i can find anyone to throw down with me

hey bby

Still taking requests!

TRAP NIGGAS BOI!
WOO!
BITCH U GUESSIN!
TRAP MUSIC BOI!
WOO!

That's all.

You do know what a guilty pleasure is, right?

Well, tastes in music (even guilty pleasures, which should not be subjected to subjectivity) is a really hot topic.

>nigger immediately pops up on the video image thingy
More trap music I assume.

...

hey buddy. finally got around to sort out your filenames?

Waking up is harder than it seems
Wandering through these empty rooms of dusty books
And quiet dreams.

Pretty much.
>Another guilty pleasure, I like a lot of punk and pop rock from the 90s and early 2000s
youtu.be/GTwJo0HeNmU

Just gotta lighten up mang.

Sure cutie, but it's official now. You're a cute
But won't you wake up because of it? I mean I did even though all my blinds are closed etc
>You wanna blow my face?
Not sure how that works
Oh so you are looking for a new job! Anything of a response yet?
I'm not doing much just trying not to die pretty much I kinda want to game but I'm just way too comfy atm

What else
I'll pass

Yeah i do, Like taylor swift.

I honestly like taylor swift.

thats one.

see

yeah, early 2000's. When my aunt was still a teen she used to play this all the time. i was like 4.
>i own a cat
Get on my level, i have 4 cats.
Do i need a VPN to get on NA? everywhere i look i see guides that use VPN's and shit.
Are you that Peter Lore guy? You remind alot of him

Say "To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing."

Woah bro.

Before Green Day went totally fagtrons they were good.

Another of my guilty pleasures
youtu.be/0NKUpo_xKyQ

>insult everything unless it fits my specific taste

From a duo with Philip Best from Whitehouse.
youtube.com/watch?v=A1AOHt3MDsw

I am asking for guilty pleasures, which is basically asking "What shit tier music do you secretly like."

Stay mad I guess.

This scares me.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QJSfieToXSQ

I remind a lot of people of a lot of other people.

What about it frightens you?

No responses yet. Stay comfy comrade

my point stand

A deliberate effort to indulge your whitehaircon side, maybe?

You haven't asnwered my last post.

Can you say

Time to please my waife

>not waifu, waife

I think you may like it. No overplayed sub-bass on the track, like most nigger rap.
I don't know.

Gumi is best waifu

To be honest, I'd rather not.

Nah man. Trap Rap and other Nigger Crap is garbage.

wooot

youtube.com/watch?v=xm1vWpuUxOo

Chen, will you marry me?

Fuck me. I wish I wasn't doing anything today now, oh well. I'm sure the others would join ya

>Taylor Swift
Shake it off and starbucks lovers

Blel

GRRA GRRA GRRA
FUG NIGAHS ON SIGHT

I would've owned five meow meows, but I have to give the litter away. Sad times since I named them and got comfy

>best robot

There is no such thing :^)

vocaroo.com/i/s12U9Or75Mme

I've stated previously, I've become a dick recently. So maybe I'm the one in the wrong. I don't know.

>go to sleep
>trap house is full of meth heads and coke addicts
>4:20 am
>on the dot

ALL THESE
BROKE NIGGAS
BE LIKE
THESE HOES AND GOLD DIGGERS
GOTTA SHAKE EM LIKE A MOTHA FUKKA
SHAKE EM OFF
SHAKE EM OFF
SHAKE ME LIKE A MOTHA FUKKA

Almost. Every. Fucking. Night. Fuck trap shit.

Sometimes when I feel like I dont have my life together, I think of all the boys that seriously spend all day on the Internet fighting over which cartoon character is their pretend wife.

You belong there.

Edgy Fun Police.

youtube.com/watch?v=ON0FPDq4Uxk

Hope its not too late for me to pitch in with a guilty pleasure
youtu.be/Eco4z98nIQY
I love some electro swing from time to time
What kind of jobs did you apply to?
I guess I will then, might watch some anime later