I stole Hillary's car
I stole Hillary's car
Chase Martin
Lucas Brown
Isn't your sister coming?
Liam Fisher
I've had an abortion.
John Diaz
i eat my cum
Lincoln Martin
You're my last choice.
Daniel King
Salam aleikum allahu akbhar
Elijah Kelly
Please wear this wig.
Austin Reyes
I really enjoy Loli
Leo Taylor
I prefer dick girls
Hudson Watson
...
Jaxson Kelly
>slide a bowl of eggs toward her
You must eat these
Luis James
Trap?
Landon Brooks
I visit 4 chan.
Caleb Thompson
You can pay, right?
Sebastian Evans
i forgot my wallet
Michael Bailey
Hitler missed a few.
Ryder White
Me do big rape
Luis Hughes
I am vegan bro
Logan Powell
Read it on Breitbart.
Jeremiah Kelly
i like browsing Sup Forums
James Gutierrez
enjoy your rohypnol baby
Ryan Carter
Kek.
Colton Bennett
I miss my ex
Benjamin Lee
Do you like MLP?
Brody White
"Oh, my son's calling."
Tyler Long
So is Sup Forums one word or two?
Brandon Martin
Foot foot foot foot
Ian Gutierrez
Feminism poisons our society.
Julian Perry
Holocaust did not happen
Benjamin Hill
...
Isaac Taylor
i really like nickelback
Jace Ross
I am a feminist
Christian Torres
Cis white female scum
Joshua Edwards
Hitler did nothing wrong.
Elijah Fisher
HITLER
DID
NOTHING
WRONG
Jayden Jackson
i will vote trump
Camden Long
Excuse me, just sharted.
Jonathan Allen
Do you know 9gag?
Dylan Wood
caitlyn jenner is normal
Josiah Sanders
Easy:
I am from Russia
Juan Gutierrez
two years without fucking
Dylan White
...
Dylan Hernandez
my son is black
you're paying for this
you are too fat
suck my dick bitch
Isaac Diaz
Its ruin not improve
Luke Thompson
Oh, there's my boyfriend.
Jonathan Sanders
I like metal music
Nolan Morgan
do you like memes
Parker Torres
I fap to ponies
Camden Torres
I enjoy dank memes
Parker Jackson
nice shoes wanna fuck
Brayden Perry
I withhold nuclear secrets
Anthony Wilson
That would seal the deal for me.
Ryder Nguyen
Your mom is hotter.
Austin Anderson
Is that a moustache?
yes I actually did. Blind date and she was late and I had a bottle of wine in me. Immediate exit.
Jace Baker
Are you a trap?
Nathaniel Taylor
absolute madman
Andrew Perry
I am a feminist
Christian Bailey
I have molested children
Blake Lewis
*looks at her*
I need more booze.
Daniel Walker
I like feminine penis
Ian Cook
you ever been raped?
Justin Gray
Black lives don't matter
Andrew Johnson
"I'm a sex offender"
Jose Powell
I have black friends....
Daniel Edwards
Alex is a stupid TriHard
Evan Barnes
I fuck dead bodies
Brandon Turner
Watch my Irish Jig*
*true story
Ryder Bell
I want your sister
Michael Wood
I ate harambes remains
Daniel Scott
Another good one is: "Your sister is hotter."
Angel Torres
"Dicks Out For Harambe"
Justin Taylor
make America great again
Jaxson Williams
Man knowing that there are full grown people with the minds of children who would think this shit is funny really crushes my soul
Thomas Sanchez
I have Autism BITCH
Landon Watson
don't taze me bro
Charles Rodriguez
Considered and rejected.
Why nibble my bulldog?
Caleb Martinez
Saber, destroy the grail
Elijah Sanchez
I have shit myself
Caleb Ramirez
Do you like smegma?
Eli Kelly
Deliver the brother's dildo
Zachary Powell
i Love muslim refugees
Levi Morgan
I'm watching that right now lol
Andrew Russell
Ever heard of B?
Jayden Rogers
who is 4 chan?
Caleb Allen
Casey Kasem Top 40
Isaac Williams
You wanna try watersports?
Kevin Robinson
I'm voting for trump
Jason Gonzalez
Why should I pay?
Brandon Lee
Are you into anal?
Austin Kelly
I inhale my farts
Jordan Gomez
Normally I prefer sheep
Luke Lewis
registered sex offender here
Cooper Campbell
I have the herp
or I have a kid
Daniel Mitchell
I have super AIDS
Anthony Wood
youre fatter in person
Henry Wood
Too bad I'm not gay bro, I'd do you in heartbeat.
Matthew Johnson
I fucked your father
Kayden Long
I am Gender Fluid
Brody Gomez
One
Austin Gutierrez
My dick is black.