Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Reminder that everyone's taste in music is pure garbage, especially faggots from Sup Forums
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I'll show you :^)
Claiming myself.
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i dunno. Just insert it into a hole somewhere
calm ya tits m8
>jenny claimed
:^)
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>Cutie
Heat isn't that bad here, but my room for the last year has been 2 garages. Both with black roofing on the outside, and made of wood with no ventilation. So it ends up heating up like an oven.
>Contributed
Wow, what a perv. Good thing I'm nothing like that. :^)
>Robit
Oh wow. I think that's just a China thing though, since they're strict on their internet. What country are you in now?
>Insane Yordle
Good.
>Sachis Victim
The Stern! The butt of the ship!
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Yea I love them as well, and I sacred stones is certainly up there but my most played is awakening, which also happens to be the one I'm playing right now
I really want to buy the new ones but I feel like they're so expensive
Why would it matter to me if someone doesn't like what I don't like? It's not going to stop me from liking something.
People who use :^) emoticons are the epitome of cancer.
I really should, that is why I'm gonna play some Warframe.
QOTT
Why so serious?
>obligatory damage control reeeeeee
:^)
Life is too serious to take seriously.
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It's a shame you feel that way, I hope we can still get along. :^)
Oh? Sounds interesting, do tell.
Have you seen these boats? They have all sorts of holes, and bullets come out of those. Don't want any unfortunate accidents.
So... Boats like anal?
>>Cutie
Why are you talking to yourself?
Oh that's pretty weird because in my experience garages are always super cool
But why are you sleeping in wooden garages? Without AC I presume
That's just insanity
Yea you're a very pure tsundre, but you like me this way
More or less.
I don't want /waifu/ to hate me, but I am not one to hold back my criticism. No matter how black and white they are.
D.Va
:3
*hugs*
Boats like a lot of things
Yeah.. especially since you need to pay twice for different playthroughs. I played awakening a lot too
Luckily we have you to tell everyone is cancer
You need to have it to see it right? :v)
Chen ples
Because Jared Stileto
Tristana claim
Why's that, desu ka?:^)
I'm in 'Straya. this was like 7 years ago when i was in highschool.
>expected internet there to be competent
>even Hong Kongs internet was about as shitty as my Rural internet
You ever tried TF2 over 400k? fuckign impossible.
it's 3AM and i'm tried. of course i'm gonna be serious
Step 1: Get drunk
Step 2: Fuck it
problem solved. Even my piss bottle looks sexy when I'm drunk
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Actually no, its still too early in the day
Absolutely. They LOVE it when you touch their stern!
Talking to you! I'm not cute!
Because it's the only place I've got to live unless I want to spend my whole months worth of paycheck a on a shitty appartment.
I am not a tsun!
foxmom again
i have no clue what you're supposed to do in these threads
dont insult music at 3am im about to rip my eyes out but sleep gives me aids
People who use the word cancer is the epitome of cancer
Claiming god.
Claiming
Don't worry Tomoko, we don't hate you.
In fact, we love you. Very, VERY much.
People who pronounce ep-it-oh-me
>ep-ee-toe-m
Are the epitomb of cancer
So me.
Claimed
>A1
kys
discount lucina
as long as you erp with me i'll love you bb
Exactly, I did hear the game is very long and has a lot of replayability but I feel kinda ripped off
The reason why I like awakening so much is because I finally have a character which impacts the game a lot
>Not cute
>Not a tsun
Why do you enjoy lying so much? Not like I will ever believe you cutie
I'm guessing rent is pretty cheap for such a shitty boiling room. Perhaps it really is time for you to find a new job. One that pays well might be kinda nice
You forgot your avatar.
Claiming
you forgot to return my hugs
This seems unsafe.
Then later? :^)
I see i see.
Do they want it spanked, or what?
>avatar
Holy shit, fucking check yourself before you god-damned wr3k yourself.
Who needs an avatar when you have a tripcode?
daddy?
Damn you're right
Might as well kill myself now right?
Ya, China's Internet is super restricted, so it's no surprise. You should be fine from Straya without a VPN.
I'm not lying, I'm telling the truth!
I don't pay rent. And it's better than homeless, which is why I deal with it. Once I'm stable on money, I'm going to seriously try to get back into school
No, you've got to be gentle first. Rub it slowly, and then shoot it!
Is this the revenge of Discord crew?
Sh-shoot it?!
Anyone need to feel better?
No I'm new? I just learnd captcher
daddy?
Just do it, i do it my car's engine all the time. I accidentally circumcised myself in the process but you'll be fine.
great. I'll try it bit a later then.
Of Course :^)
With your short range torpedoes
Cool Cat is the best
Evening waifu, I've got a story to tell you, maybe you'll read it, I just need to get this off my chest
>be me
>have a great grandmother which I just call Grandma
>Since she got pretty lonely in the elderly home I told her I'd visit her every week instead of every two weeks
>It's friday, surprise surprise
>I don't really want to visit her, after all it's a two hour trip just to her.
>And two hours back too
>I still go because I promised her
>Get in her room, uncle and aunt were also visiting
>They greet me and inform my grandmother from my arrival
>She turns to me and I immediately feel bad for not wanting to visit her
>She has tears in her eyes and she opens her mouth to talk to me
>"Chara... I don't want to anymore"
>I just sit down next to her and hug her
>"I don't want anymore." she repeats and sobs
>She continues to tell me her day
>My grandmother sometimes forgets things and even hours from her day but all in all she's still pretty okay. So maybe a light case of alzheimer
>Story goes something like this
>She probably had diarrhea the last two days or so but can't remember
>So the nurse wants her to stay in bed since she's sick
>But of course my grandmother doesn't remember
>And so the nurse just blocks her bed.
>There some kind of board which you can just get up so you won't fall out of bed
>But hell my grandmother felt like she was in a prison
>She couldn't get it down
>Not like it mattered since she can't walk anymore, but she likes to sit up or put a feet out of the bed
>But she couldn't get it down
>I immediately got angry at this fucking nurse but it's not over yet
>Remember I told you my grandmother got diarrhea?
>Yeah the nurse literally showed my grandmother a bucket full of (her) shit just to prove her point
>It's like its the first day of that nurse
>You shrug it off when old people can't remember
>but not show her a bucket of shit
>so I talk with my grandmother and tell her that idiots will always exists and she agrees
cont
>She sobs again and complains about a headache
>“What have I done to deserve this?“
>The room is silent. I didn't have an answer, neither did my uncle and my aunt
>She's feeling lonely, rarely people visit her and the nurse is apparently pretty horrible
>This must feel like prison and then she also got a headache which she can't get rid off
>I ask her where the pain is and proceed to massage her head a bit
>Aunt and Uncle are going now so I'm alone with her
>“I don't want to live anymore“
>I hug her again and tell her it's okay
>It really isn't for me
>But she was here for me all her late life so now it's my turn
>She lays down
>“If I at least could fall asleep, then I wouldn't wake up that fast anyway“
>Pretty much all my alarm bells are ringing, she's telling me she wants to die through honey
>I take her hand and hold it „yeah, it will get better once you've slept over it“
>She smiles at me and strokes my cheeks with the back of her hand like in a bad movie with the theme of dealing with death
>“I'm going now, okay? I'll be back next week“
>“Be sure to come back“
>“Of course“
>I kiss her and get the hair out of her face before I leave the room and sit down on a couch in the hallway
>Tears are welling up, but I don't know how to handle all this
How should I handle this?
Of course, what else would you do?
Sweet. I'll be passing out any moment now, so I'll bug you about it later.
Yeah avatars are cool. There were a lot of new features in Awakening that made this game great. Fates looks similar but I don't like their release format.
>Discord
Spare me, I ain't part of that elitist garbage.
If you think they'd ever trust me joining their little cult, you're severely wrong.
They're scared my cancer would leak in.
Wait you don't pay rent? How come, are you with your parents?
>Much better than homeless
Well I never implied it wasn't kek
So you'll be living in that dump for quite some time then? Also you have a night job right? Might wanna look for something else if you want to attend college
Pretty much agree 100% with you there
Ive never come around to playing the GameCube version while I heard it was amazing. Kinda sad about it
>Tfw I finally found a working from of it my pc died
I want to fuck shizuru passionately
Kotegawa claimed ;D
>Implying it isn't already a cancerous cesspool of
>Your waifu is a robot
I dunno about you, but i feel uncomfortable sticking things in holes that could shear it off.
What happened to later?
Also, i'm not sure i'm equipped with short range torpedoes.
I don't know. Seems a bit on the extreme side though. Are boats masochists or something?
That is unfortunate.
Honestly, i'm not good at giving advice. but just keep doing what you're doing. Just keep her company until she passes. it's how i spent time with my grandma when she was getting older.
oh well. gues i'll se you then.
How is it unfortunate? :(
How is this related to discord at all
>Disclaimer I am not one of the (you)s you accused
Just wondering
WORT WORT WORT
Shizuru is unfortunately fictional.
Couldn't tell you man, sounds hella rough though. I'd say if she's had a good life, and it's her time, not to make her suffer more.
>Assuming this isn't some pasta I don't know about.
Yep. Live with my mom and grandma. It's not a bad place by any means, just a tad hot in the garage is all.
And I know, it would t be easy, but I'd like to keep this job while I worked through it. Just because night shift is too easy.
Hmmm, I dunno if they are honestly. We should ask Syndra about that one.
Discord is just a scapegoat
I'm not sure how you should handle this but go see her as much as you can.
rip computer o7. Are you getting it fixed anytime soon?
It hurts. The whole 'fictional' part, I mean.
Now I'm depressed. Thanks alot.
Will do, though apparently i have to wait.
I agree.
It's one giant inbred hugbox.
youtube.com
I still want to fuck the SSzuru
just keeping her company is what I plan to do.
It really isn't. But it's illegal here to release someone from life
Alright. I'll try that
>It's Ms. P
Ah, guess I can't lurk anymore.
youtube.com
Kicking some old school shit.
>really
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANIME IS FICTIONAL!?
come one man, just fuck it already
I bet that loli pussy is so warm and dripping with loli fluid
I'm not familiar with that ship.
Err... Nothing. Don't worry about it Undyne.
I don't know how to.
Oh yea that does sound kinda nice
You do realise you need to sleep right? You might know more than me and the classes you want to take are spread out enough for you to sleep a bit between them but I'm calling it, bad idea
I'm pretty lost tbh
Its supposed to be back and working comming week. Im pretty excited
>I hope you guys are ready play with a zed God
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A still image of a fictional character cannot produce fluid.
Is that you Juri? It's been a while
Fucko the roboto
It could produce fluid from me.
Ayy, look who it is. It's been a while.
I heard you vanished after Juri was finally released in SFV.
I am going to become a genetics scientist and breed my own shizuru and anime qt's then sell them on the black market.