What was this guys name again?

What was this guys name again?

Wreck it Ralph

Patrick Bateman

heats flamesman

Beenthedick Cumbersnickle

THE IMITA...

Can't you fucking read?

Eggsbenedict Pumpernickel

Sides

rick harrison

>The IMITA
THE IMITAT GOO, fuckface

Ribbed Catchment Cube

...

yup.

Trim Beechbed Cunt Cab

oh shit nigga

Saddam Hussein

Bendherback Cuminhersnatch

I made the horrific decision to get inebriated last night and consume White Castle burgers. It's now been only 6 hours since succumbing to sleep. Tired AF and disoriented I'm shitting my fucking brains out. Had to flush 3 times in the first 35 minutes because I doubted my bowl's ability to flush what could easily be 15% of rhode islands total mass. I've had to stand up several times to keep the blood flowing properly because lord knows I'm cutting off circulation by sitting here for ages. I'm beginning to doubt I'll ever leave this room. But while my phone is alive and well I won't panic. 66% battery seems like a lot but I started at 85% pre shit. My charger is a room over but leaking anal battery acid doesn't seem like a winning strategy. Last time I smelled this I let a hooker use my bathroom to take a shit. Heroin/meth shit smell worse than White Castle shits. Strange but accurate. I love you all.

Bibbed Me Cuntcatcher

Humperdink Bandersnatch

Bentdick Cumonherback

Homer simpsptwat

The Flash

Bennydoohickle Cucumbersalad

Whats going to come through that door guy

Slenderman!!!

Bandersnatch Cummerbund

This

Bendernick Cuminbitch.

Also good

CRumplesnatch Nurgleblarks

I like this one too

No lollygagging.

Benemabingbong Cumbingledingle

You guys are seriously a bunch of fucking idiots.

Google. Star Trek Into Darkness.
Khan Noonien Singh.

HIS.
FUCKING.
NAME.
IS.
BINKYDUNKLE.
FUCKING.
CUMMINGINSIDE.

Seriously, fuck you guys.

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