Be 17

>be 17
>apprenticing at dads tattoo shop
>noon time
>tweaker looking fuck comes in
>"Can I help you with something?"
>says he has an appointment w/one of our artists
>direct him to his booth
>I do janitor and secretary shit so I eavesdrop
>guy wants some tribal shit doesn't have a lot of cash
>gets some small tribal on his arm
>talks about getting high on black tar the entire time makes the artist feel awkward
>takes about an hour and a half
>tweaker pays our artist
>he's about to leave when he faints mid walk and bashes his face off the ground gets up after a second
>artist and myself ask if he's alright
>his front upper teeth are missing
>nods and finds his chipped teeth
>races out the door
>mfw
Have more tattoo stories if anybody is interested

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Yes...

still waiting

Nah I'm good thanks

>18
>at the shop
>nasty ass dyke comes in
>huge could fucking eat me
>has appointment with myself
>wants cherries near her vag
>nervously agrees to do it
>need the money and business was slow
>set up and starts working on it
>mfw she starts moaning
>says how good it feels
>talks about being wet
>the entire time I'm trying to block out her whales
>after a half hour I finish up and she pays me and leaves
>haven't seen her since
I have plenty more

why didnt you taste them cherries?

I want to tattoo my arm with a bunch of villains from videogames. How fag is it?

Not that fag, faggiest thing you can get is an infinity symbol

Then keep'em coming son

I doubt her nasty snatch tasted very cherry

A piece of pussy passed up is a piece you'll never be able to make up.

That wasn't pussy, that was nasty gutter cat.

Bump 4 u

I've got one going that's the bosses from Super Metroid, they look sick

>tweaker
>black tar
Pick one

>18
>expecting an appointment
>hear couple motorcycles pull up
>girl comes in with two guys
>"Can I help any of you with something?"
>guy 1 tells me she has an appointment with user
>okay ask her what she's looking to have done
>guy 2 shows me some tribal shit and says shes getting it near her cunt
>"umm- okay."
>use google to find better reference and set up
>close my booth door she strips down to nothing from below
>she's in her late 40's same with these two guys
>she's a biker chick that was rode hard and put away wet
>tells me dude 1 is her husband and dude 2 us her boyfriend
>they both intensely stare at me while I do my thing
>takes a couple hours but I finish
>they thank me and I get paid
>a week later they show up again
>this time only guy 1 and girl came in
>guy 1 says shows me a picture of what she's getting
>mfw it's a vagina
>wants it on her lower back
>"... I'll get right on it"
>set up and work it out
>start the tattoo
>guess guy 2 didn't work out
>finish up a few hours later and get paid
haven't seen them since

Is there a better term for somebody using heroine? Junkie perhaps?

Wouldn't mind a pic Sup Forumsro

Do you live in some skid mark town in nowhere? Or major city? Would you say your shop is classy? Or do they do the minimum not to get shut down? Not trying to bait, just curious where these people are coming from.

Tweakers use amphetamines or any types of uppers.
Junkies generally are heroin addicts.
But people tend to just mix it all up and call them all the same thing.

Needs lotion and need to shave my leg, but here's mother brain

Tweeker is for meth-heads maybe aderal and other amphetamines to

I live in a college town, but have plenty of hicks. Also we are one of the best shops in the area the other shop is known for dirty needles

Will use for future reference

Looks great dude, definitely needs a lotion and shave treatment

Thanks, that's the first pic I've put up online. I need to get more done, need more money

Post more faggot

good taste

Here's my first only till sept

You got off lucky, OP

He could of attempted to sue the joint.

okay nigger I'm at the tattoo shop had a no show so give me a bit

Seems you guys know tattoos well. I want a tattoo on my stomach. Never had a tattoo. I'm sure it'll hurt like a bitch. Any methods of how to take away most pain? Pop some opiates (Hyde, oxy, roxy)? Drink? Benzos? Any advice

We make everybody sign a liability waver prior to each tattoo

>stomach tattoo
Enjoy the stretching

OP here, friendly word of advice eat before or else you'll most likely pass out. Also the pain is different for each spot but to compare it to anything. Imagine a vibrator with needles or a razor on the end. That's about as accurate as I can get. A vibrating sharp pain

Don't think it'll stretch. I've been same height and weight for 7 Years. No reason it would stretch.. am I wrong?

Thanks OP. I'm just a bitch about it looking for a crutch. I will remember to eat Tho.

Do you have cameras?

"Ye mayne, I went into this tattoo place. This big guy knocked my fuckin teeth out while a little fag watched. Fuckers had me sign a liability form."

Seems kinda sketchy.

It will hurt, but your endorphins will kick in, at least mine do. I'd recommend no drugs, everything you're putting into your body just before the tattoo and during the healing process can affect your tattoo. Of all the things though, don't drink or smoke and stay outta the sun.

The stomach depending on your weight can be more loose skin which is harder to tattoo because we have to stretch it out but unless your rapidly gaining or losing weight it shouldn't be distorted

I likened it most to when you accidentally scratch a bad sunburn. Then again, my only tattoo is on my chest so YMMV.

Cool, you getting color?

That styles called biomechanical right?

The shop I work at is in near a college town but we get a rainbow of people, also that nigger fell on his face on his own. Tard probably didn't eat before the tat

More tattoo stories...

hold on jfc

This is a spin off called bio-organic but yes pretty much and the other sleeve is going to be trash polka which will have the color

>18
>woman comes in with her daughter
>dad as the appointment
>daughter turned 18 the night before
>she has a hangover from night prior
>I'm still apprenticing
>daughter gets cliche infinity symbol tattoo on her wrist
>barely makes it through it
>right after finishing runs into the bathroom
>pukes all over the fucking toilet seat and sink
>doesn't clean it up and I have to
>she spend the rest of the time outside by the car slamming water and puking her guts out
>mom gets tattoo'd
>has canteen drinking something
>thought nothing about it
>coworker watches girl outside throw up
>"What're you doing?" I ask
>"She keeps chugging the water down man" he replies
>"Uhh.. okay"
>mom gets her tattoo finished
>dad goes to piss
>she randomly grabs my shoulder and tells me not to be a douche to him like her daughter is to her
>wtf.mp4
>she gets bandaged, pays and leaves with her daughter
>she accidentally leaves the canteen
>mfw I pick it up and check it out to find out it's some sort of hard liquor

Well maybe tell OP you want more stories then.
Unless ofc you are this faggot

Thanks user, trying to supply them and reply to comments

Some people don't respect tattoos, the process, the artist etc. Do you cope well with dealing with all these shits?

What does lotion do? Just enhance the vibrance of the ink?

Waiting for dat Ridley. Also I know they're not villains but what about the little creatures you save haha.

Yeah, the drier your skin the less vibrant the color.

Not him, but won't taking a bunch of Advil help with it? Accompanied a couple friends get tattoos and each time the artist suggested taking 1000-1200 mgs of Ibuprofen about an hour beforehand..

Tattoos have become more acceptable in society at least where I live so I don't have to deal with those fuck tards too often, I try to be professional when it comes to disrespectful knobs

Everyone loves ridley. But I'm most excited to see what my artist does with Crocodile and Phantoon. And shit yeah ill find a place for those little creatures. Such good memories of that game.

It can help, especially with swelling that can occur. We have bactine that we put in a water cup to help with the burn for when we wipe the tattoo

It thins your blood. From what I've read that means you bleed more, and more color leaves the tattoo

Word up. I don't have any but I will be getting one and only one when then time is right. Always had mad respect for tattoo artists. I imagine it's gotta be pretty fuckin cool to not only be a dope artist but to have motherfuckers walking around all over fuck knows where with your work.

Work on them*

It is, it's hard for a new artist at first but if you work at a shop with a good reputation and you build a clientele you start to get more and more people coming your way

I love a good greentext.

Don't even care if i get bel air'd

Not necessarily you're going to bleed regardless, you may even bleed alot. Worst thing you can do to a fresh tattoo besides picking, scratching, and short of rubbing shit into it is swimming in chlorine water. Will act like bleach on that mother fucker, make it all milky

Any more stories OP?

Growing a pair of balls

Or walk the dinosaur
Errytime

Yes hold on m8

I miss that. Rustled my jimmies way less than all these trap threads.

moar fgt

>one of the best shops in the area
>the other shop is known for dirty needles

>i was a costumer waitin mi appointment for one re touch.
>mi artist go missing.
>see another costumer.
>woman with typical blitch tattoo.
>she got one infected shoulder.
>start sceaming to the artist who make it.
>i know the guy, he is very good artist, and very clean in his proces so no risk of infection for his tools.
>she continue screaming, blame him for his shitty shoulder.
>he ask.
>"do you care the tatoo with the cream and low sun?".
>she sut up.
>he ask again.
>she looks like was on a beach travel.
>hard tanned.
>asking more stuffs, the artist figure out.
>she go to the beach to show his tatoo the same day she doit, and the next morning.
>she dont use the cream cause was drunking with friends.
>she retire the protectin plastic...
>i laught hard for the back of the bar.
>she try to show his shoulder..i cant even look for one secon totally disgustin.
>the infection start the secon day, wen i see it was the next weekend... almost 7 days and she no use the damm cream and dont even go to the doctor............

K bump

I can't understand anything you wrote you illiterate fag

You're either not OP or you're OP and tried to type that shit up on your phone as quick as possible so thread didn't 404 lel

Sala bim

Da fuck did I just read

Sim sim

what's with the sudden indian accent?

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Perhaps a different person telling this story?

That legit hurt my brain a bit.

That's wouldn't let me call OP a shitskin tho.

>Working in shitty convenience store
>Butch shorthair dyke comes in visibly angry over something
>Ask her if I can help
>"No you fucking cant"
>okelydokely, get called to register because theres a queue.
>End up serving Angry McLezbitch
>she doesnt have enough money out to pay for her shit
>"fucking men, all the fucking same" as shes rummaging through her purse for change
>Throws money at me
>do the register stuff, get her change and throw it back to her because fuck her I dont have to put up with that shit.
>HOW FUCXKING DARE YOU! IM A CUSTOMER HERE YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT
>Everyone staring at us now, kinda embarassing, I never wanted any of this
>tell her to please leave
>she does after shouting a few more insults
>30 minutes later, boss calls me into the back
>"I was watching that whole incident with the woman, user. Im afraid we cant have staff treating customers in that way, were letting you go"

Said fuck retail from that day forward, pity the people who still have to put up with the general publics shit everyday. Working on building sites is so much more rewarding in every sense anyway.

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>18
>finishing up apprenticeship
>dad has me set up his shit for tattoos
>I wrap his machine with pink medical tape
>my signature thing
>has appointment with chubby bald guy
>wants roses on his arm
>starts tattooing him and I hear the guy giggling
>look in, user sr. Looks very uncomfortable
>guy turns out to be gay and thought it was okay to hit on dad
>hours later he finishes tattoo
>tells me how uncomfortable that guy made him
>talked about getting STDs from random hookups to user sr.
>tells me he had to tell him to stop talking
>physically kekd
Pic related

>>she's a biker chick that was rode hard and put away wet

You can't slip shit like this pas me m8, i've read this before!

this is a copy pasta!

nice try

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