32 year old guy who lives in a nudist community with his family. AMA part two. General nudism thread too even though we didn't get much of it last time.
>Don't break the rules or the law >Not posting pics or any other doxxable information. >Trolls will be ignored so don't bother >If I ignore your question, I'm either answering it or I've already answered it to someone else.
Feel free to reask questions if I didn't get the chance to reply. Also you don't have to spam this thread of you are angry at nudism, I'll just ignore it.
James Robinson
you don't get a part 2 dumbass. fuck off
Thomas James
Like last time - Do these communities allow guests? Do you have to keep them on chains? Are they allowed outside once on the property? WHAT'S THE DEAL!?
Isaac Fisher
When you say "your family", do you mean with your wife and kids or are you 32 living with your parents?
John Evans
How do people deal with boners? How do people live with the fact that there are secret pedos watching their kids?
Ian Ramirez
Link to part 1? Or pics/anything if 404
John Foster
Any creeps in the community? What does your family consist of?
Colton Allen
Eh, it might die but it's not a big deal. First one was informative and it let a lot of kiddos blow off the rage they felt for daddy. Everyone wins.
Guests are fine, but they have to be cleared of they are staying for a prolonged time. They aren't monitored closely, but if you vouch for someone to be there, you'll be in hot water if they fuck up.
My wife and kids. Parents used to live here (I was raised here) but not anymore.
You cover up if you are old enough for it to be seen as inappropriate. Also I'm pretty confident no one here is a pedo.
It died, sorry mate. I'm not sure if anyone saved pics.
Not that I know of. I live with my wife and our kids (4 sons and 3 daughters) but my brother and his family also live in the community
>inb4 white trash
Tyler Rivera
Any pics? not of kids of course
Cooper King
How do you SHART IN MART without pants?
Gabriel Jones
Pedo detected.
Jason Foster
So wats the whole point if a nudist colony if not for sex? Why do u do it?
Ryan Martinez
So you leak or forget to wipe... wut do?
I get the feeling that diarrhea and uncontrollable cummies are like, childhood nightmare stories.
Leo Brown
pics for proof
Joseph Garcia
Nah sorry mate. I don't know how I'd ask permission from people to post their pics on a Korean knitting web forum. >inb4 I'm the bad guy for using common courtesy
It's natural, people are friendly, families are tight knit.
You wipe and don't accidentally jizz in public. That isn't an issue here. Is it for where you live?
Andrew Wright
Not OP, but the feeling of being naked in the world.
Cameron Foster
on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being not at all 10 being "god please just kill me", how awkward is it to get a boner in public??
Julian Lee
So do you like, never get boners? Or are adults not fully nude? Does it kind of wear you down seeing it all the time? How do you resist?
Cooper Rogers
Any babes or ugly ppl you cant stand? And how about wife swapping? Ever catch your wife lookin at hung guys?
Dylan Brooks
Bump
Michael Nelson
how big is the community you live in? how many people, and how big of a piece of land is it?
Thomas Wilson
Probably a two or three. I'm used to it so it's not awful, but I have to drop what I'm doing sometimes.
I cover them and it's clothing optional. I've been here since I was a baby so I'm used to it at this point.
I get along with everyone. And no funny business goes on here, sorry to ruin your fantasy.
Joshua Clark
OP, dont let this thread die.
Walk me through a normal day at your community. How is it laid out? Do you have markets in this little community? How do you go about joining this oreview trying it out to see if it's your thing?
Mason Reyes
300+ people and the area is pretty big, but I'm shit at measurements so I can't give you anything concrete.
Juan Ramirez
OP
>you ever seen another guys weenie?
Adam Reyes
This. I understand the freedom and comfort of walking around the house nude. Even with your spouse, in a non-erotic way. But in a total nudist community, what's the point? A cultural belief? It's not like you guys are shutting yourselves off from society completely. You still watch television and media and must know clothing is more than just covering up your pee pee but serves as a identity as well.
Bentley Allen
Do you prefer Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars or Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3? And did you like Command & Conquer: Tiberium Twilight?
Ayden Mitchell
What's the average penis size in your community? Are you bigger, larger, or smaller and does your size have any social affect? Do you guys ever get into dick measuring contest?
Michael Powell
You would think there aren't any peds, but I'm sure other people think that too when I'm watching their kids play on the beach
Cameron Perez
Sorry, little tipsy.
I meant to ask if you were average, bigger or smaller
Dominic Walker
Is there a lot of teen pregnacy? I imagine the kids go ceazy at a certain age.
Gavin Robinson
A social cast system based on penis size sounds like a great idea tbh
Grayson Gonzalez
See
>Codpieces
we should start a social media hashtag spam to bring those back
Blake Baker
>no pics >no proof
Brandon Garcia
How do nudists communities work? Is it specifically sanctioned off as a nudists colony?
Andrew Perry
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James Sanders
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Christopher Morgan
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Adam Collins
I wake up and get the kids ready for the day while wife makes breakfast. Then we eat and I take them to school (they are technically homeschooled, but we have a place for them to learn/be tutored. I'm an IT guy, which here basically equals going to homes and helping set up/fix computers and shit. Kids come home for lunch and we eat before they go back to school and I go back to work. Eventually we are all free and we spend time together, have dinner, family time, bath time, then bed. Summer is the same but I get more family time and more community time.
Yep
Sorry friend, I'm not knowledgeable enough on your shitposting to give a quality reply.
I'm not sure about average, but no one is really tiny. Some guys like me are larger, but I doubt there is a social effect. And I'm not 12 anymore, so no more comparing dicks.
Charles Long
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Ayden Perry
do you get to sample the 13 year old girls if you're a guest?
Isaac Roberts
How does going to work and school go like? Do you dress to go to work, school, store, come back and then strip down after you get home? Is there a nudist school with nudist staff?
Parker Perez
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Jonathan Ramirez
How is it legal for children to be naked in these communites?
Thomas Wood
>You wipe and don't accidentally jizz in public. That isn't an issue here. Is it for where you live?
oh yeah. i accidentally cum in public all the time.
Gavin Baker
those towels crack me up...
Nicholas Wood
the childs are naked too?
Chase Clark
eww a nigger
Jaxson Watson
How do you play strip poker? Do you put clothes on if you lose?
James Ramirez
Are you desensitized to sex or other women since you have access 24/7?
Jack Mitchell
You never been on a nudist colony? Everydoby is naked. But mostly old farts with their balls dangling at knee height.
Camden Thomas
i raffed heartily
Jeremiah Thompson
How does it work when outside services are needed? Like an Internet provider coming in to set up some Internet or the utility companies coming to set up something or fix something? Is there a memo that get put out to order everyone to put clothes on for that day or are those personell coming in need to be briefed on the community?
Chase Bell
kek
Carter Lopez
There are a lot of big families, but being young and having kids (or not being married) it's frowned upon.
It's an isolated area so people can't really accidentally find it. We have "warning signs" but I'm pretty sure that's just a courtesy.
Only if you want arrested, friendo.
You dress if you leave the community and undress when you come back. Some people work outside the community and some kids go to school outside the community. We have a "school" but it's more of a learning center.
Samuel Martin
>no proof
Brandon Thompson
When a woman is menstruating does she put panties on, how does that work?
Eli Wilson
I they are just there for comfort. Although i wouldn't want to sit on someones discharge.
Ryder Kelly
Who forgets to wipe???
Alexander Barnes
Do you find that people living in nudist colonies have a greater consciousness towards physical health?
Basically, since people are naked all the time, do you think folks in your community are more serious about taking care of their bodies with exercise and proper diets?
I would imagine that I'd be more concerned about my physical appearance if my gut and chubby thighs were constantly on display.
Liam Garcia
Does everyone shave their pubes or is it no big deal.
Asher Garcia
>Chubby thighs Are you a girl by chance?
Luis Jones
Is it necessary to soak peas overnight before cooking them in a crock pot?
Robert Martinez
Same reason it's legal to change a diaper. It's not sexual and therefore not pedo
Brandon Cooper
> Arrested
Are the fuckin cops naked too tho
Nolan Phillips
One off fuck
Nolan Bennett
So OP I never saw an answer to my question in your last thread.
How many kids do you touch per week? How often do you stare at the kids? Do you prefer to only touch your kids or do you branch out? Is it awkward that you get a boner whenever a kid is around?
Sebastian Garcia
So, how does someone find a community? Is it like an invite only thing where it's location is super secret or what?
Also, growing up in this environment, how did you feel about it growing up and did you know that it wasn't "normal" to be walking around naked everywhere.
How are your children currently seeing nudism?
Chase Morris
Are pets allowed? Do you ever get nervous dogs are gonna snap and bite at your dick? Or just by nature shove their face up your pussy/asshole?
Isaac James
Kids are naked and it's fine. Even mine are. They aren't being abused, so there is no issue.
Hope you get that fixed user.
Kek
Other women yes, sex no. I only have sex in private so I'm not accustomed to seeing it every moment of the day.
Well we tell people we are expecting outsiders and they usually just avoid the area if necessary.
Angel Baker
I don't understand how this is legal. Nudist camps are nothing but "share your daughter" events. Old guys fingerpainting little girls and taking photos of them.
Adrian Powell
Nope, just a mildly overweight dude.
David Torres
>Also I'm pretty confident no one here is a pedo. Of course you are... you have amazing skills in advanced 'reading others minds' and 'knowing what the fuck someone else thinks' probably from years of living in a hippie commune and then subjecting your kids to that same bullshit. They will probably be like Mentok The Mind Taker
Carson Myers
Once upon a time, a powerful group of pedophiles came together to figure out how they could legally touch kids.
They thought and thought, until finally one man had a brilliant plan.
"If we all get naked, then we can call it a lifestyle. That way, we can jerk off to 7 year old pussy, legally!"
The men sat silent for a second, stunned by his genius. Then collectively roared in agreement, and to celebrate, they got out their best child sex slaves and threw quite the shindig.
Julian Parker
Searching "Nudist Community" on Google, I was surprised by the results. Results that would get you banned if posted here.
Nolan Perez
HEY EVERYONE THIS GUYS SEEN WEENERS
Jace Fisher
This.
"Nudist community" is a legally sound term for "kid rapers club"
Josiah Reed
I assume you all go to the same church and it mixes Christian gnostics with new age eastern mysticism. Are you aware that you are in a cult and your children will either grow to hate you or will become part of the abusive cycle?
Brody Torres
>7 kids Not allowed to use condoms? Have you heard about the pull out method? Is your timing just way off? Or are you really insane enough to have wanted 7 children. >tfw you have 5 siblings. Dad's pull out game was shiite >tfw you found out yesterday if your dad went through with his vas ectomy you wouldn't exist
David Butler
Fat dudes get chubby power thighs. Its a huge part of where we get out fat strength from.
James Jenkins
You wear panties or shorts or whatever and use your hygiene products so you don't drip everywhere.
I think people here respect their bodies enough to be somewhat healthy and not overly obese. I know some nudists fell for the big is beautiful meme though.
The majority of girls do, but it's your choice.
No clue. I only have experience with brining/marinating meat.
Leo Bennett
All these people talkin' like kids being naked is inherently sexual are failing to realize that nudity is only sexual because we've MADE it sexual.
Used to be flashing your ankles was considered erotic lol
When you're around naked people on a regular basis, it stops being exciting. You just get desensitized to it. I've never been in a nudist colony, but I briefly worked at a strip club, and I painted nude models for quite a while in art classes and such. You'd be surprised how quickly nudity becomes unremarkable when you're exposed to it every day.
Lincoln Ross
Yo OP if you give me one legit reason for living in a nudist community that makes sense, then I'll leave.
Otherwise the only reason people do it is to look at other people, and especially children, naked.
Easton Robinson
Legit question - what is the point in living this way? What's the benefit or spiritual BS. Genuinely curious because from the outside it just seems like people created a way to be weird yet be involved in a "community."
Parker White
Condoms are like clothing for your penis so they are clearly BANNED
Sebastian Hughes
What do you do for cold weather? Clothings optional you mentioned, that mean everyone still bundles up?
Robert Cox
>fat strength
Kevin Rivera
Kek stfu pedophile get reported
Carson Perry
do you play strip poker there?
Gabriel Peterson
Shit mate I did aswell.. I'm not gonna get uberhaxed by the FBI for seeing it, am I?
Alexander Edwards
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Kayden Wood
jail time for sure
Christian Perry
It was for research.
Lucas Williams
Nah, so you're in luck.
I wash my younger kids in the bath, but I've helped with my nieces and nephews before too. I usually only watch mine unless they are with friends. And boners sent very awkward regardless.
I mean, you can find them online but a lot have an almost cult like following and are pretty exclusive. I remember disliking clothes, and my kids are the same in that regard. I knew it wasn't "normal" (as do they) but that didn't stop us from enjoying it.
Yes and no. If you can't control your dog you can't let them around people.
Benjamin Torres
Probably if you do it often they'll start tracking you. There's nothing illegal about nudist pictures though as they aren't "sexualized". Same reason baby's first bath is still legal to photograph.
Nicholas White
No but you probably got added to a watchlist so nice going mate