Serious question. How do I get girls?

Serious question. How do I get girls?

>inb4 money/status
>inb4 face, height, frame

Chat them up

Be charming

Be intruiging

Get off Sup Forums

I was about to spam this thread with garbage, but you just got to the point. Good on you.

/thread

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Women are whores, and always chase the biggest paycheck they can find. Get productive, KEEP THEM OUT OF YOUR MIND, and when you're about 20-25, you will have stacked enough cash to move to a small town.

And in that small town, you will be the biggest paycheck. Never take her to a big city. Ever.

Sound autistic? Thank no-fault divorce for that.

Or you can thank your small penis

how do i get girls?

>Can't without a frame.

sorry op.

One word, Confidence.

Don't be a faggot

Op here, how do I unlock charming, intriguing and confident mode? Please elaborate

Lift. Look/act/sound masculine. Wear nice clothes

Be an interesting human being.

Seriously. Read. Travel. Have opinions, and be confident enough to discuss them intelligently, not arrogantly. Do stuff other than sitting on your ass, reading Sup Forums and watching TV or movies. That makes you a boring person.

Money, status, a great body all help of vohrse. But if you're a boring asshole they aren't enough (unless you're REALLY rich or REALLY hot) and, conversely, of you're interesting and that!inf enough you don't need em.

*Charming enough. Sorry for typos, on mobile.

Women aren't a standard, they all like different things.

However it's pretty fucking simple to get "girls" in general, you just have to be confident.

However if you have higher standards you need to be something worth wanting, money is the biggest pull for women but being driven to want to succeed also is important.

Money, status, and good looks are key, though. Unless you're just going for a chubby, average-looking chick, in which case just be at least mildly good looking and have a sense of humor.

To add to this....use simple math. Increase your odd by increasing the pool of possible candidates. It will take the burden off the traits stated here while through experience improving them. To get a woman all you literally need to do is to be able to say "Hello" a lot of times.

>Get off Sup Forums
Not OP here, but I must admit that some of my jokes, informations and views I use in daily life (includes also talks with women) are coined by Sup Forums. You sure as hell can waste too much time here, but from time to time it's quite inspiring hanging out here.

Have something they want.

/thread.

You talk to them without trying to hit em, genuinely wanting to know about them and their life. That's about it. Might be different if you just want to fuck some bitches, idk about that.

Dear OP,
Developing confidence in your self will depend on how much you value it. In short remember that any time you speak to a girl it's only a conversation. Make sure to actively listen and lead the chat into "hanging out".
Also self image never hurts look clean and take care of yourself.

You can have any woman you want. They may not want you, but why does that matter? Use your androgenic strength to subdue them. Simple as that.

why do you feel like you need to get girls?

>right-click
>save
Welcome to Sup Forums.

>genuinely wanting to know about their life

Welp, looks like I'll never get a girl. Ah well.

Is there a girl you know who you have a crush on? Literally just ask her. Plan a date (pick a restaurant for dinner. OR pick a restaurant and some other activity. Movies are kinda boring and not a good idea for a first date. Choose anything else). Say "hey user, do you want to go out for drinks / this great restaurant / indoor rock climbing with me later this week?

That's it. She may say yes or she may say no. If she rejects you, it's no big deal. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Girls may seem intimidating at first, but lots of them are just as shy as you are and are waiting for a man to make the first move. Good luck user.

Listen and learn from that wise user, OP

Be a confident asshole, who doesn't give a fuck. Works every time

And when i wrote " drinks / restaurant / rock climbing, i obviously meant that you should pick ONE ahead of time. Dont literally ask her if she wants to do three things at once. Normally I wouldnt have to explain this, but this is Sup Forums after all

This shows how immature and easily brainwashed you are. Read a book nigger

you need something they want.
doesn't always have to be money though.

women are demanding, non selfsufficient creatures chasing "goodies"

once you understand that it's easy to give them what they need or at least give them the impression that you have something they are interested in.

A lot of these anons have good idea, but the biggest thing and something I myself am still trying to master is not letting rejection get to you.
If you're honestly trying to get a girl, rejection isn't really a bad thing, it's bound to happen. It's how you handle that rejection that matters, because some girls that reject you could still be potentially gotten if you remain positive and awesome after.

Make friends with a girl at work place or somewhere where you always meet. Make sure she has a boyfriend and the relationship is going bad. Be opposite of him. Dislike things he likes cause she will be sick of his shit by now.
Make her laugh a lot
Have pma(positive mental attitude)
?????
Profit

Pro tip: fuck her right in the pussy

Lift, smile, talk to them like they're a guy or cousin etc

I have even better advice. Find out where she lives. Sneak into her house when no one's home and hide out in the closet in her bedroom. Wait until she brings her boyfriend home and they fuck. Later, when they're asleep or in another room, sneak out of the closet and dig the boyfriend's used condom out of the trash. Slurp up that semen. You have now gained the strength and life force of her boyfriend. Do this multiple times until you become the ultimate high-test alpha male, and then kill the boyfriend and claim what's rightfully yours.

I read many books. It's better distracting here than watching TV. There are some smart people on this platform

See this butthurt? This happened to him

Exactly. Here's a list of typical shit they are attracted to in different stages of life:

>Excitement/adventure
>Security
>Baby Daddy
>Luxurious Lifestyle
>professional/job advancement
>fame
>punishing daddy
>acting out self hate (men do this too though)
>sex (there are some really sex hungry women out there)

if you are not buttfuck ugly it should be enough to go out and socialize dude.

seriously:
I'm no model and I'm not able to pick up chicks left and right but just being a pleasent guy, able to have a somewhat sophisticated conversation usually does the trick on a good number of girls.

You're potatoes.

Seriouly, dude. You are asking a bunch of dudes that beat of to gore porn and anime how to be get women? Go find a old dude thats been happily been married for 20 years. Ask him.

> there are some smart people on this platform

Don't kid yourself. It's an illusion. The "smart" posters here are just people of average intelligence. It's just that Sup Forums is so filled with retarded shitposters, that on those rare occasions when someone posts something that's just normal common sense, you mistake it for the writings of a genius. It's the same phenomenon as when an average-looking person looks beautiful when they're surrounded by uglies.

sounds like society in general.
so what's the issue?

>being this blue-pilled

Oops. Replied to the wrong guy. Meant to reply to this guy:

Talk to them, all of them, everyone you meet and you will get better at figuring out what to say to which types. The most important thing is what you say to them and especially the way you say it, but you won't be comfortable doing it if you don't get some practice first.

lol

getting girls ≠ keeping girls

Confidence and a strong dependable wing man are key.

Step 1) Go to bar, grocery store, battered women shelter

Step 2) Have your buddy find a solid 8-9 with a rabid Mongoloid friend.

Step 3) Have said friend shower the brush ape with affection and loves. Possibly sacrifice a child to sate it's hunger.

Step 4) wait for Solid 8-9 to be physically annoyed with the situation and look like she wants to leave. Then swoop in and shower her with compliments and ask Maverick to introduce you and he will will say " this is the Mongoloid's friend" and you're in like Flynn.

Step 5) Solid 8-9 should be so jelly that her Sotos-Downs friend is hooking up she would suck the dick of a leper at this point. Pounce on the opportunity and you will score.

>this is all completely legit. I have a friend that gets laid more than any man I know because he doesn't go above 5's. He doesn't care if they are skinny, fat, missing teeth, extra teeth, missing chromosomes, extra chromosomes, he doesn't care as long as their axe wound can dribble. He is the ultimate wing man. Find one.

So then let me ask : Why are you here?

Walk your dog in a park that has girls in it. They flock to dogs.

Then, don't be autistic and have a normal conversation with them.

my mates thoery is 'ask 100 girls to fuck, eventually one of them will say yes'

takes him all night but generally works if you can handle being rejected 99 times

Because I'm one of the retarded shitposters.

>Be confident about yourself
>Assume your actions
>Be funny

no matter what you look like, with this, you can get laid pretty much with any girl.

Stop talking in memes irl, you double nigger.

finding a wing man like that is harder than finding pussy

>inb4 money/status
>inb4 face, height, frame

it seems like you already knew the answer...

Be confident. That's its. I have a busted face, a shit personality, and I'm a poor college kid with a shit car. But I'm 6'1 and lift.
It's a cycle, user. You talk to girls. You get rejected.
You talk to more girls and get rejected more.
Eventually you'll be talking to girls so often it doesn't even phase you.
Eventually you'll approach a random girl to ask her out with as much anxiety as you'd approach your best best friend.
She'll instantly sense your calm confidence and wonder what you know that she doesn't, she'll wonder what makes you so confident.
If you know in your heart that you're going to fuck that girl, then you will.
It sounds corny and you don't have to listen or believe me, but I'm dirt poor with acne and glasses and I pound coed puss on the reg.