> almost 39yo > still virgin > no car, not even a bike > never had a GF, i only kissed a girl and grope her tits when i was 21 > no job, because I drop out highschool > 2 friends. i see them three times a year, all have gfs or married
I barely talk to girls because i'm too shy and i don't want to confess to someone that i'm a virgin
i think i'm depressed since years and i regularly "fall" in my sadness. Since few weeks i really thinking about cutting off penis since no one will ever touch it except motrician when I am dead. Once my birthday passed (in ~15 days) , i'll be officially a 39yo virgin and i will do it.
i'll write a letter to my parents and goodbye this fucking penis...
i don't have access to gun in my country, don't have any swords and can't fix a fucking rope on my penis...
So, i want to cut my penis off with a kitchen knife, i have a shitty live, i want a bloody hole where my penis used to be.
any useful advice to do it?
thanks Sup Forumsros
Michael Hill
Use a sawing sideways motion while pressing the sharp end of the blade sternly to the base of your penis.
>get a load of this guy
Nicholas Ross
are you fat and live with mom?
Benjamin Thompson
Get a shitty job, save up and fuck a hooker. Oh, and don't cut your penis, it will hurt.
Ryder Miller
My wife saw this thread. First thing out of her mouth: OMG, just get a hooker!
That's a woman's advice brah.
Logan Gutierrez
My brother is a spic, convicted murderer and he has a job. Jfc you whiteboiis want everything handed to you.
Nathaniel Reyes
omg please don't make me end up like this plsssss
Christian Rivera
>goodbye this fucking penis...
Nathan Johnson
Get a cleaver, and lop it off, have 911 on standby, and swallow whatever you cut off so they can't reattach it
Kevin Robinson
Lower your standards. im a 287 pounds man that has a play mate. hey man pussy is pussy.
Julian Moore
Cut now
Isaiah White
>1 year from wizard powers >not amassing the components for your spells to get anything you ever desired
Try harder OP
Nathan Russell
Only advice I can give you is don't use a serrated blade, will hurt 10 times worse. If you're thinking "I don't care about the pain" you will. Obviously you wont feel much if you cut off circulation, but the stump will be infected or straight up rot after all the skin cells are destroyed by the serrated blade.
Leo Young
You need some hookers and blow.
Noah Harris
lol when you realize your wife is just a live in full time hooker
Ayden Reyes
Bleed out
Christian Carter
Saying shit like that is why you're alone. I know you're not OP, but I'm guessing you are single or not in a committed relationship.
You see, we're all whores. Everything, except maybe the love of a parent for a child, is a transaction of a sort.
Jason Cruz
...
Adrian White
God those pubes... i'm gonna throwup
Elijah Peterson
Jesus man, just go hire a prostitute and get it out of the way. Then apply at mcdonalds so you can make some money and buy a hooker every week.
Bam, life problems solved.
Jack Torres
i'm in a relationship but i'm still dead inside anyways i guess the rule of thumb is don't marry her if you didn't pop her cherry because that's the person she will be loyal to
Ryan Lee
Lurking
Jose Evans
Jesus Christ... The losers crawling in this world. If you're 25 and above, still virgin obviously you failed as a fellow human being in the relationships field. The least you can do at this point is fucking go to a HOOKER and just get it over with the whole virgin thing.
Joseph Flores
That is not how humans work. If she's loyal to someone it's because she chooses to be.
Thomas Harris
...
Jaxon Edwards
I hope you cut your dick off and the next day you finally meet a girl who wants it.
Leo Roberts
Don't cut your penis, that would nott solve anything. If you ant to get rid of desire, then visit a doctor and tell him you want to get sterilized. Leave the surgery to proffesionals.
Also, me:
> almost 35 yo > still virgin, I only kissed my cousin's daughter when we were drunk > never had a GF, despite: > have a nice car > cool, well paid job > look good > many female friends, but none is interested in me sexually
now tell me who has got it worse
Isaiah Myers
Fuck, keks where had when he tried to lift it, but it slipped
Logan Butler
this doesn't make sense, you must be secretly gay
Juan Adams
??????? nice dubs
Colton Lewis
You have transcended beyond human mortals. Be the proud wizard that you have become.
Christopher Edwards
Go on fetlife, make a profile. Find a girl whose fetishist is virgins. Hit her up, meet her, fuck her. DONE. or get a hooker. Go to a strip club, get a few lapdances and a stripper will proposition you. Especially if you tell them you're a virgin
Carter Wilson
Then its so secret that even I do not know about it and get aroused only by women.
Charles Nelson
Backpage.com escorts
one phone call can change that for as low as $80, and the $80 one's can sometimes become good friends, they are the ones that fuckup with their cash and need place's to stay and what not. Pic related, my $80 fulls service escort that stayed with me afterwards
Easton Martinez
Wizard is at 30 I have no clue if it's even possible to power up after that.
Leo Baker
Ho old is your cousin's daughter, and Is she still interested in you? That a distant enough relation to be safe breeding with.
Robert Rogers
Do it and send it to the feminazis
Ayden Turner
She is around 27, but no, she is not interested to explore this kind of relationship further. (sadly)
Ryan Brooks
OP hasn't responded to this thread once. You're all dumb
Matthew Brown
yeah.. eat 5g psilocybin mushrooms in dark silence
Aaron Hall
You'll fit right in.
Justin Hernandez
ITT Dumbasses everywhere
Evan James
prof same door
Caleb Hernandez
go gay or get a qt trap, its so easy, and you dont have to cut it off. dont be ashamed to try it
Ethan Harris
going to the prostitutes,thats my advice you fail bait
Carson Jackson
OP if you want I can be your girlfriend, if you look past the fact I'm a fag.
Jack Gonzalez
OP I have a micro penis, i.e.
Colton Robinson
and then you fall in the click with them and there will always be one around for free, just give them a safe roof over their head. pic related my new call girl staying with me
Chase Murphy
Yo I'll fuck you. Need hormones?
Andrew Garcia
Yes, I really do. I want to really badly but I promised my grandma that I would wait until after college.
Jonathan Robinson
Don't do it you assmunch! [spoiler]just hang urself;)[/spoiler]
Parker Cruz
I'm 18, i never had a gf too and everyone else always treated me like shit. planning something next week in my neighborhood, wanna join?
Joseph Hernandez
this one I charge $300 a month to share my bed or use my couch, I have a second bedroom that I'm renting out to a 2nd escort
Ryan Parker
Incoming deal breaker: Are you into bears or daddies?
Bentley Morgan
There's nothing wrong at being a 39 year old virgin. There is something wrong at dying a virgin in purpose though. Buy an escort and some Jack Da for the night. Give you the goddamn respect your body deserve.
Dylan Morgan
You're so close to achieving wizard status. Don't blow it.
Kayden Gonzalez
what kind of miserable faggotry is this fucking image for christ sake
Michael Scott
but you can still masturbate even if no one fucks you
Jonathan Butler
I used to be like you scared to tell girls I was a virgin but the thing is they never ask. Never. I was a virgin until age 20 I fucked a dumb bitch at a keg party on Thanksgiving. Since then I fucked about 50 bitches and not one of them ever asked if I was a virgin.
It's easy it's natural just don't be nervous.you will be good at it the first time. Especially because you're a nigger.
Luke Gomez
I have a MASSIVE daddy fetish. I could accommodate bears.
Adrian Barnes
Que es esta mierda? D:
Ryder Hughes
Drop a throwaway email, I'll send a picture to prove its me and we can talk more. I have gray hair and a septum piercing.
Cooper Wright
I didn't know IKEA did knives, thanks OP
Blake Fisher
Are there old virgin niggers?
Elijah Morales
fuck a sheep
Asher Campbell
You're just a sad little faggot crying for help on Sup Forums, how sad...
If you really wanted to cut it you woulda done it already, you're actually praying for help.
Then get a hooker first, get a shit job like so many of us do, go to some random hook up websites to get and fuck random ugly chickas like we all do, drink red wine, play video games and be happy. Ain't more complicated than that.
Jayden Stewart
WHAT THE FUCK?!? Now I understand why it's called nightmare fuel holy shit..
I was like you then I transitioned and life hasn't been better.
Elijah Perez
By th way you're still young enough to join the French Foreign Legion, go there and get worth a shit. When you achieve it you'll be happy you finally did something out of your life, you'll be confident, will stop caring about shit and be ballsy enough to finally use your cock at the age of 45 without even giving a fuck about not using it until then.
Ryder Campbell
Asperger from last thread here. Just found this one. In case you can still remember my last post and your reply:
> >i think i have a bipolar disorder (manic disorder). i read a lot of shit about that. >a lot of symptoms match with my personality. But even if i have a treatment, it won't erase my past and my wasted years.
It certainly did not solve all my problem getting the diagnosis and shit is still tough. And as with you, it didn't give me my time or stupid decision back, but it kept me from blaming myself for my misdoings and let me see a path I can go in life. Even if I will miss out on a lot of things "normal" people do.
Jace Baker
We have been telling you for a quarter century to go to the gym. You have not. You still have the same problems you did then. You still know the solution.
Awe, the solution is hard and takes effort. Poor you. Go move to the US and get fatter if you want to life a life without effort.
Christopher Davis
Check mate em
Anthony Campbell
why?
Josiah Mitchell
slip a firecracker or small explosive down your urethera
Samuel Diaz
Knife is too quick. Your penis punishes you, has punished you for almost 40 years by teasing you with something you couldn't get. Your job sucks because you dropped out of high school and you dropped out of high school because your penis flooded your brain with hormones and made you dumb.
You have to hit your dick with a mallet, pierce it with nails, stick screws in your urethra. You have to pay it back for causing you so much pain. Then, when it has suffered, then you cut it off. Don't forget to take those fickle fuckwads that are your balls too. They made everything so much worse! Then you get some helium balloons, tie them to your severed penis and let it float up into the sky back to God, back from where it came.
Charles Jackson
Bullshit, your over 10 stone heavier than me and no women is interested in my fat arse.
Connor Cooper
Stupid cunt, cutting your dick won't make the urge to fuck go away. You need to either cut off your balls, dying in the process, or get a hooker. Choices, choices...
Dominic Phillips
Go out a LEGEND
Christian Gutierrez
hitler dubs of truth
Adrian Jones
ahhh true love
Ethan Foster
Bro you gotta finish high school and get a job. There are steps you gotta start taking to reintegrate back into society.