my gf's ex has been dressing up as achilles for a week in front of my house and has been screaming HECTORRR HECTORR HECTORR at 6 pm every day (My name is actually hector)
The police says they cant do anything cause hes not trespassing and dressing up to replicate movies isn't a crime.
Hes a trained MMA fighter on roids and hes crazy as fuck what do i do
My gf's ex has been dressing up as achilles for a week in front of my house and has been screaming HECTORRR HECTORR...
Colton Collins
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Gabriel Gomez
dont trip on a rock
Asher Bell
if this is true, you have no choice but to go outside, die, and be dragged around your house behind his car. he really seems to be putting in the effort and you should play it out.
Nathan Anderson
Buy a gun fag!
Jordan Walker
Give him his girl back or fight him you cowardly cuck
Adrian Garcia
fight him and stream it
Nathan Ross
Just fucking kick him in the back of his feet.
Ian Green
Go for the heel
Adrian Brown
How is it still only a week when you've been posting this for weeks?
Mason Wilson
It does count as harassment. Just get restraining order. The cops aren't lawyers and don't know shit.
Ian Morgan
Your girl's ex is a cool motherfucker whom I'd much rather chill with than you. That fucking scenario is almost perfect
Aiden Hughes
Well what would Hector do?
Thomas Lee
not op and out of curiosity when u say almost perfect what would make it perfect for u ?
Samuel Robinson
post a video then faggot
James Martin
...
Brandon Foster
if OP wasnt a pussy
Adam Williams
LOL
Gabriel Mitchell
Ride out and meet your fate. Get stabbed in the lung. Die.
Lincoln Cook
That's easy OP, just buy a bow and some arrows, poison the tip, and shoot him in the ankle.
Tyler Reed
No, this didn't happen to you. This is pasta.
Jordan Brooks
Funniest shit I have read all day.. Thanks op =]
Jonathan Jackson
I just mean that's so fucking alpha and kekworthy. U don't think. So? What the ex is doing ofc
Easton Gray
On a serious note, get a restraining order.
Bentley Cruz
warn him that if he persists with hectoring you, you'll shoot him in his achilles heel.
fuck your gf (his achilles heel) in full view of him, he'll lose it and lay siege to your house then you call the cops
Angel Hughes
>hectoring you
my fucking sides
Dominic Bailey
This
If he is achilles shoot his fucking ankle.
Chase Jackson
agreed
Camden Long
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Oliver James
Hahaha that guy is ace I'd go for beers with him and decide to fuck with you even more you pitiful excuse for a man.
Nathan Myers
Owen Martinez
Go outside
Yell this is Sparta
Kick him in big ass hole
Go back inside to play vidya
Daniel Evans
meet up
pepper spray him
kick him in the balls
Austin Ward
Fill water balloons with piss, throw them at him, then run him over with your car stupid
Caleb Hughes
Build a castle with a moot and let your alligators eat him
Ian Hughes
...
Colton King
You record it and post it..........duh.........
Henry Morgan
get your younger brother to shoot him with a bow and arrow
Connor Phillips
I'm calling bullshit the police can easily do something about it because it is harrasment. Get a lawyer and sue him for harrasment or at the least get a restraining order. If you claim/say/do anything else in response to this you are a liar
Anthony Ramirez
That guy is awesome!! Film it moron!! (tho i know this is just a made up story..)
Alexander Myers
Op here last night he even brought his two friends with him...
Julian Price
fuck he's hot
Henry Adams
real? LOL
Ryan Hernandez
here's what you do, OP
>go to window facing outside
>take your gf
>both of you strip naked and start fucking
>fuck her like never before
>put it in her pooper
>smush her face into the wall so he can see her expressions
>if you are white and he is not, set up a speaker to blast the reich anthem loud enough for him to hear it, preferably outdoors
>continue plowing your gf to the sweet sounds of hitler
Samuel Wood
we are waiting to be married before getting sexually involved
Lucas Williams
I love this pasta and will always reply to it. Forever.
Nathaniel Clark
Shoot an arrow to the heel
Angel Wood
I love this pasta and will always reply to it because it makes me laugh.
Aaron Thompson
I swear you post this on the same day every week.
Noah Ramirez
budweiser achilles is alphaing you?
Michael Long
wow
Dominic Barnes
Old pasta
Josiah James
this is where I knew it was b8.
ew I was quite slow
Jeremiah Carter
Copy pasta ftw, OP.
Fake and gay.
Anthony Jackson
Underrated post
Nicholas Collins
Fucking kek
Evan Jones
Well, first you need to kill his gay lover.
Jayden Perry
lol
Brayden White
shoot him in the heel you faggot..do you even ancient greek?
Juan Robinson
LOL thats some funny shit, thanks OP you made my day
Brandon Reyes
what?
Jeremiah Gray
that most likely not even op btw