John Wick is after you, the protagonist of the last movie/series you watched will protect you

John Wick is after you, the protagonist of the last movie/series you watched will protect you.

How fucked are you?

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>Space Patrol Luluco

whelp

Deadpool vs wick

>murder on the Orient express
Hercule point. I'm fucked.

>Into the Wild

Ebin.

Maybe his cringe rants about society being evil will keep Wick occupied and I could shoot him by surprise.

Your John wick is gone, m8

SG-1 in full gear vs John Wick.

>The VVitch

Well, this will be curious.

John mcclane.... I like my odds

BvS

How fucked am i ?

On the same boat, I bet ol' keanu'd just fall for thomassin's beauty

Mr Wick, I'm Huntsman.

>The Flash
I think I'll be fine

>paw patrol
I guess I'll just fly in skyes helicopter or continuously drive away in the big bus

I don't I'm going to make it.

Django (Nero not foxx). It'd be a good right but wick would get gatling'd.

John Wick vs John Wick

Tie?

...

she took down an alien ship single handedly, I think she could deal with a memer like keanu

Parent detected

Obviously robo dog would be able to tug on keanus heartstrings and then shiv him in the neck

i watched hardcore henry last night, bring it neo.

>Count László Almásy
I think I'm fucked.

Predator.
I'm fine.

Thelma & Louise

I win if he tries to rape one of them

I'm done. This guy could'nt even wipe his ass, let alone save anyone.

Either buddy from looper or the crew from Fury. Either way I'm pretty fucked.

Side note, I'm surprised people kept making movies after Wick. It was film perfected.

>Seth Bullock
Yeah I'm going to die

From the way Reeves practices for the movie, I think the 2nd will be just as great

Fox Mulder

>FEDERAL AGENT, I'M ARMED

>captain america

Wick will get quipped to death.

I've just watched K-9.

I'm golden.

Well if he's in a Joss film I'm sure he'll forget everything he knows about tactics and replace it with super sweet shittalking powers.

Interesting

quips get trips

tfw I was watching old clips on tv and I saw Keanu in a Paula Abdul song

Frodo, I'm pretty fucked

The Zeo Power Rangers, I guess if they got beat bad enough they'd just call the Zeo Megazord and step on him.

Preacher v Wick. Not completely fucked.

This motherfucker.
I think I'm in good shape.

So... um.
is this gonna end up like that jackie chan vs jackie chan that took place in a chair factory, with jackie holding the baby and the other one wanting no twable?

No now you just have two Johns hunting you and no one protecting. Good luck

Beatrix Kiddo

I guess they'll fight for a bit, come to a mutual respect for each other, and team up to kill me when they realize I Lex Luthored The Bride into pretecting me.

I like my chances

Depends what movie
>fellowship of the ring
The protags are all 9 in the fellowship; your best bet
>two towers
Probably Aragon
>return of the king
Definitely Aragon

>john wick vs charlie bronson

depends how close range the fight is

Walter Neff from Double Indemnity

It's not like you plebs even know the movie

I'll probably be okay.
Magic vs guns.

My last watched was Sky High, can I have the antagonist help me so I have MEW on my side?

Haru The Great White Ninja

I win. By accident.

John Wick is after me, and John Wick will protect me.

So I guess I'll win, since Me + John Wick should be better than John Wick by himself? I'm pretty good with a rifle.

>bruce willis from unbreakable
i'd probably still die desu

Black Philip. I'm good.

Ahora vas a conocer a Dios.

I'd argue it's harder to protect someone than it is to kill them.

nice battles

You'll just get in the way of John Wick, so John Wick wins. Unless you're Keanu posting in a John Wick thread.

The VVitch

I'm good.

>implying Wick can defeat a qt witch

The trick is finding a character that wouldn't need your death as motivation to win the fight against Wick.

That's hard.

Literally watching the credits of Deadpool as I'm typing this so I'm safe and I'll probably die laughing watching Wick and Wade go at it.

>The Lobster
save me autism!

Hiccup from HTTYD...

Mae from The Night Crew.

I'm fucked, but I may have a pity fuck before my death. Maybe...

Cadfael

He solves murders not stops them.

>JW shots you
>Cadfael: You killed him!
>case solved
>credits start to roll

cadfael? the Sup Forums mod?

Superman from Man of Steel vs Wick

See

Jessica Fletcher

If we're in her series, John Wick dies in the first 10 minutes and we try to solve the case.

If in a John Wick movie, she gives him a puppy and he forget all about me.

>Damnit! A puppster! My only weakness!

No lad

Anduin Lothar vs wick

>Civil War
I think I will manage

>The nice guys
They could probably hold their own for a bit

Dredd (Keith Urban). "John Wick, judgement time *scowl*"

stronk orc womyn will protect me no problem

whats his name again?

KARL urban, m8

Hellboy would fuck him up.

I think I'm gonna be alright

same here, keanu would get raped by dredd

Alice vs Wick

im dead alredy

Noooooo, they're both so bro tier
Be gentle

Not sure if it's a good thing to have an emperor on my side, but I think I'm pretty fucked.

John is fucked tbhwy
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Who was the protagonist in Amadeus?

Rewatched Kung Fu Hustle again for the millionth time. My money is on Awakened Stephen Chow. Problem is the Chinese love their Gary Stus.

So is satan going to protect me?

>Don Draper

all he'll do is look confused while chain smoking

great

>X-Men: Apocalypse.

Hey, John's good but he's not X-Men good.

God

> cops

I'm going to be OK.

hand to hand or melee prime ragnar might has a decent chance

not old latest season ragnar tho

that's one cool poster

JOHN WICK

Fuck, who do I want to win?

Shit im searching for this for so long now
Is there any moar on who's this? Remember this was my spray on TF2 back in 2009 or soemthing

It'll be close.

>Kimmy Schmidt

Yep, I am completely fucked.

I actually would wager that I am the most fucked person in this entire thread

>Protagonist of the last movie
>Posts the antagonist

>Veep Season 5

I mean she is the President, so I think she could get me some bretty gud protection.