What's your juice Sup Forums?

what's your juice Sup Forums?

please don't say things like "your mum's pussy juice" or any other variant on that.

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Grape by far

Burberry brit

your mum's pussy juice

your mom's pussy juice

>"your mum's pussy juice"

your mum's pussy juice

>hillary face

fuckin' lost it.

Your dogs pussy juice

Aqua di gio - armani

> your dad's pussy juice

Axe dark temptation. But I only use it to hide the smell of your mom's pussy juice all over my face.

kenneth cole black, only because the wife loves it
otherwise im with this user

fun fact: axe is called "lynx" in ireland and the uk
pic related is what I use (ultimate pleb edition)

fun fact: axe is called "shit" by men in all places it isn't used. pic related is what we see. (ultimate manboy edition)

Yeah, sounds like a uk thing. So tell me user, what does Africa smell like?

Paco Rabanne Ultra violet

That's me. I'm actually a chick and I just use it to cover up the smell of Mary Jane. Take that as you will.

like dirt and lion turds

I did say it was pleb shit lol. but my ex actually liked it so go figure. still have it lying around so I use it sometimes
uhhh, nice? I can't describe it beyond that

back when i used to sell cologne there was a specific type i used to sell to stoners, because it smelled just like some good weed
my whole pitch was that if you ever get pulled over and they talk about the smell you have a bottle you can pull out and be like it's my perfume/cologne
made a bunch of sales off that pitch lol
trying to remember the name of it

underrated post

my mom's pussy juice.

Armani code (new one the brown)
Versace Eros
Prada luna rossa extreme
Viktor spice bomb
Dolce The One
Chanel Bleu
Givenchy pi
YSL La nuit de l'homme

In highschool some of the teachers thought apple jolly ranchers smelled like pot so I got in trouble for liking candy.

>YSL la nuit de l'homme

my nig

faggot. Sure for Men deodorant is all you should be wearing

>Green Irish Tweed

Makes women froth at the gash

miller harris - feuilles de tabac

what is it like to still be 10 years old?

I got some of this at Christmas but I'm not too happy with it. I also have "007" which I use on my pits.

I just shower. Cologne is for beta fucks.

ass to ass

What really? It doesn't smell like some old Welcome Back Kotter looking professor with elbow patches on their suit???

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Testosterone
Trenbolone
Equipose
Winstrol

Just to name a few.

>says the basement fag who's never left mom's basement.

Holy shit dude, do you live in like trashcanistan? Anyone who is anyone in a first world country likes cologne. Smelling good is not a crime you goat fucker. Get on my level.

I use this shit during the summer, gets me quite a few compliments.

No. Have you smelt it?

Diesel only the brave

good shit

spring water, literally all i drink

Come on user, if his fifth grade teacher catches him smelling like that he'll get sent home

your mum's pussy juice

sex panther

yea polo are shit

pheromones

lol

No, I was just going by the name

kek

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Real men does not wear cologne, fag-beta-males do. Deo. is the way to go.

same here, cologne is almost exclusive for neckbeards who think it would get them better chances

>guess what
>no

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ccp-lEmoAE

Only The Brave Tattoo by Diesel

signed

ayyyy lmao

Bond No.9 , Gucci Sport and Chanel.

Gucci Guilty or Guilty Intense
Dolce and Gabbana The One
Very Sexy for Him
Versace Eros
Armani Code

For some reason this looks like a nignog cologne. Next time I'm at the mall I'll see how it smells.

thank you user for knowing what i was getting at
cheers m8

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your moms pussy juice all day long niggerino

Your mother's vaginal secretions

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Armani Code
Been using it for like 5 years
Good smell, not too strong or sharp smelling, the scent stays pretty close to you so you're not attacking people's nostrils just by being in the same room. Been told many times by many different women that I smell good. It's good shit.

your dad's pussy juice

None. Never got complaints and only compliments. Could be my Old Spice pure sport or this hemp shampoo i use that makes my hair smell like baked chocolate though.
Body spray always gives me some sort rash or nasal issue which is mostly why I don't use and its the only time i've actually been told off for being smelly so maybe my natural smell just isn't compatible.

Can someone please make a cologne called Blackbeard's Delight?

You can

Chanel Allure Homme Sport.

Are you insinuating that you go out wearing OP's father's jizz!?!?? Wtf user?

old spice original
because i still live in the time of men
the 1950's

But I'm not a perfumist . . .

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Is old spice just a meme? I hope not, its all I ever use.

I just rub some cheez whiz on my pits and crotch.

I once broke up with a guy because he always wore that. It was awkward, like kissing my grandpa.

Holy shit what a tremendous faggot.

That seems like a realistic thing that anyone would do

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any other variant on that

>pic related
>2016
>not wanting to kiss your grandpa.

Doesn't mean you can't make it, lots of hicks that aren't chemists make meth, and lots of sand niggers who aren't chemists make bombs.

Yeah, lets see you go out with a girl who wears the same perfume your mom and see if that doesn't give you a reverse boner. Tried to get him to change it but he seemed to get off on the fact and I thought that was creepy because I'm not into the whole incest play thing.

Adolfo Dominguez - Blue

1 million by paco Rabanne or
Calvin Klein obsession

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>he actually got off on the fact that it pissed you off and kept wearing it to drive you away..No drama from a breakup if they think it was "their choice" to break things off in the first place...

>your mum's pussy juice
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Seeing as how I'm not a raging cock gobbling faggot, I don't use anything. I shower and use unscented antiperspirant.

A major factor is that since this industry is dominated by faggots, there's no point in smelling like something that a faggot would like.

Usher Cologne is cheap and smells fantastic

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does your mommy and daddy know you're using their computer?

the true king of men's fragrance

Creed - Erolfa is my jam

Or Abercrombie Fierce. Oldy but goody.

Wise words

Antiperspirant is bad for you

my fucking sides

I also use sex panther... 60% of the time, it works everytime