Are northerners even human edition
/brit/
cara
FIRST
STOP SLAGSHAMING.
What time is Donald becoming president then? might watch it to see if anything kicks off (doubt it)
there's a video of my mum doing the rounds on twitter and all the lads are taking the piss out of me
twitter.com
no bully pls
Theresa May has a very lovely voice
went to the heart doctor today and she said is your heart doing well and i said yeah but it's actually been in severe pain for several days haha
Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 Minutes* *HD*
FUCK TRUMP
>try to make a new thread
>someone else has already made one
Ah yes, very impressive
12PM NY time is his swearing in.
waheyy
>FIRST
did a poo lads
>filming your mom having car sex
Why are American presidents inaugurated so long after the election results?
Coverage starts from 4:00pm on the BBC from what I remember.
Fucking hell midnight in yank time? that's 5am here, nevermind then.
lad
What even is this? What language are they speaking?
12PM is midday you dopey cunt.
>be British
>no free speech
>all your taxpayer is wasted on refugees and funding BBC propaganda
> get raped by Ahmed
>he's the victim not you
>be regular white person
>have to hate yourself
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
trying to take the piss but you my friend are an utter MONG
Trying to suss out where this is from but I can't for the life of me pin any accent except that lad's fake paki accent.
They have to fill thousands of positions during the transition process
12pm is the afternoon, lad. 12am is midnight
Lol no my friend, midnight is 12AM
12PM is high noon
I make that mistake every day
because the actual election wasn't that long ago, the General Election in November tells the electors which way to vote in the Electoral College vote
>restaurant & bar
heard good things about this place
>be american
>get shot
I was just pretending to be retarded.
just have to keep moving
Theresa May has reportedly told the leaders of India and Pakistan that she will be restricting immigration from those countries and slashing the number of visas available. This has led to India saying it will probably not sign a trade deal with the UK as it wanted easier immigration.
pakistanis
Usually get up at 7am for work but might get up at 6 tomorrow to watch trump. What time does he actually say his lines and shit?
What's your earliest childhood memory, and how old were you?
I can remember back to 2 years old. Just remember my mom cooking pasta
>tfw you're not sure if that girl was actually flirting with you or just trying to get attention by being weird
seem to have strained the so called diaphragm when heaving before
cannot breathe or move without shooting pains across my chest stomach ribs and back, cannot lie down, it hurts so bad. took some codeine but it makes me nauseous, and if i vomited now i would probably pass out from the pain.
hope it's not a hiatial hernia
australian
It's in the afternoon you twat.
Emperor Deano, Ruler of JJB
got a £1000 pay rise today lads
literally cannot remember anything from before 2007
Why would India care what country its citizens are abandoning it for?
UK will put them in a difficult position by cutting off supply chains for things they need such as weapons
>Amir Khan has a wank tape
>a fucking WANK TAPE
lmao
>be American
>get through each day by pretending other countries are more cucked than you
Sad!
giz a borrow lad?
wait is Drumpf getting sworn in right now????
4 years old sitting on the stairs watching my dad leave in his green Vauxhall Astra as him and my mum split up.
Posted it on here yesterday, it's grim
Can't remember before age 12, I was in an IT lesson at school for the smarter kids and I thought I was pretty clever.
The teacher brought up a presentation on the board about intranet, I'd never heard of it so I stuck my hand up in front of everyone and went "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Sir, don't you mean the INTERNET? You've spelt it wrong!"
Everyone laughed at me and someone muttered "he doesn't even know what the intranet is lol"
Very unfortunate!
4 years old when our neighbour ran over my dog in a green Vauxhall Astra
I remember chucking my dad's CDs out of the sixth floor window of our flat. I guess I was about two.
No, tomorrow
no it's tomorrow you silly yank
keep watching at 5pm. you'll see ;);)
but remoaners said we'd increase non-white muslim immigration x
I remember my Dad packing his bags and threatening to leave once, but the bastard was just bluffing. I was well pissed off.
just got a free rail travel voucher
I remember seeing the wall of the hospital room I was born in there was a brushed aluminum cabinet with glass doors
Being in hospital having an operation, was approx 2 and a half
>Meme president to make life worthwhile
>Can't remember before age 12
Were you HEEM'd?
haha did you mate nice one brb
*appears offline*
Had a panic attack at work. Rushed to the toilet (almost collapsed) and sat on the cubicle floor shaking in a cold sweat, Returned to my desk and was told I should go home because I looked so pale.
*enters the thread*
alri lets do this thing
What caused the panic attack?
just imagine the things he's done to theresa
bet they're proper dirty buggers
The first Star Wars prequel
A portent of misfortunes to come
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/brit/ gf 2017
Ought I care?
from: a guy who's 100% free of social medial.
have this weird thing about spiders and thought one was in my desk. sounds stupid but i cant do anything about it
...
Lads I woke up at 6pm yesterday because I'm a NEET fuck with no commitments who lives on American time. I've been awake since then and I'm trying to push through till at least 10 so that I can get a sensible sleep pattern together but I don't know if I'm going to make it.
i would say hackney is the best endz in london
would be islington but it's too expensive
No doctor said it might be because I'm bipolar
Tell me about south west of UK.
How is it?
benzo withdrawal probably
>it's a southerners start shit episode
leave it out you bellends
focus on the real enemies; yanks
fucking spastic
Bored as fuck.
Might do some Ket.
stop looking for attention sara
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twat
the oneitis tried to kill herself by overdosing on 'zos and 'hol lads
>sara
>work desk
none of my business ngl
got severe heart problems. if i do anything intensive then I have a heart attack
AND I'VE GOT ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE
SENSES WORKING OOOOOVERTIME
don't listen to those other jerks
i admire you
fucked it
BOO!
>thinking 'os and 'ol would be enough
>not knowing she would need a strong 'iate as well
amateur hour
I'm doing the exact same thing even down to waking up at 6pm yesterday
Old people and fields
the best part obviously
probably the closest part you can find to proper English countryside in this day and age, as there are only 2 cities in the whole area