Just bought a top downloaded game on steam called No Man Sky (downloading now).
I assume other anons are playing it too? Wanna meet up and ride some sand worms across a desert planet or something?
If you haven't heard of it, it's apparently a sandbox style game but set in like an entire infinite universe where you can pretty much do literally anything you want and explore the galaxy, visiting alien worlds each with their own ecosystem and life based off of the evolutionary biology one would realistically expect given the age and elemental composition of the planet. Best of all, every single thing is procedurally generated all the way down to the atoms themselvses...
Sean, stop trying to shill your game. You've made your money. Now watch your rating on Steam fall
Leo Baker
shill
Carson Cooper
YOU WILL REGRET IT
Ryan Williams
No guys I'm serious. Just watch one of the trailers for this beast of a game! Everything about is guaranteed to blow my mind!
Thinking I'll probably be a double agent for one of those alien factions at war. Like I'll just gain favor with one side, until I get hired by their alien government to infiltrate and destabilize the opposing faction. I'll probably become a fairly decorated citizen of their culture! I can't believe a game like this exists! Thanks Sean!
Adam Harris
fuck off
glad I was on vacation when it was released. Dodged a 60 dollar bullet.
Alexander Adams
The game is not multiplayer. Have fun playing by yourself and slowly realizing how fucking unfinished and broken the game actually is. Shit tier game.
Jaxson Richardson
10/10
Carter Reed
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Josiah Green
I'm looking forward to starting a family after I pawn my ship to aliens to buy farm equipment.
James Thompson
Can't decide who the better troll is, OP or Hello Games.
Leo Scott
I doubt it! My expectations may seem high, but that's the thing with procedural generation, everything is generated on the fly in reaction to player input.
In other words, you can literally do whatever your mind can conceive to do! And trust me, our brains could not begin to touch the limits of this game from what I can tell from interviews with the creator himself... Case closed
(Download's nearly finished)
Michael Jackson
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Jason Harris
That's awesome!
I'm going a more complex route trying to genetically modify and acceleratate the evolution of the alien life on a cool I found until they're evolved enough to become well trained slaves. I'll then command them to do my bidding
Adrian King
>Wanna meet up and ride some sand worms across a desert planet or something?
Dominic Brooks
Thsi is so obvious it hurts. Where are the civilizations that allow me to settle down on an alien planet with earthlike sustainability, then take off my space suit, find me a job, wife, house, have kids, get married, and finally die as GAAAAD intended? I can do anythubg? Like space shrooms with actually hallucinogenic affects? Are there bitches in space even? Can i take my dog out for a walk. You literally cant do shit in that game.
Levi Robinson
What did he mean by this
Jason Ortiz
Nice bait there user. Now fuck off back to Sup Forums and try trolling there, see what happens.
Cockgobbler.
Zachary Campbell
Yeah i got No Man's Sky golden super deluxe edition for only 300$ i have bad internet so i've been downloading it for 2 weeks now but that game had realy good ign reviews so i'm not worried
Jonathan Peterson
Are you going to have your family with another real player or one of the NPC alien races? If your kids will be mixed species you'll want to consider that alien's cultural tolerance to that sort of thing.
(Installing now)
Ryan James
You sure know alot for someone who just heard of the game
Wyatt Hall
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Ian Russell
(Installed on my SSD! About to load it up!)
Well obviously I haven't played quite yet so I can't explicitly answer those questions. But I'll play it in a windowed mode so I can smoothly change back and forth between here and the game. I'll SC one of the civilizations I find
Adrian Hughes
most boring game ever, after a few hours nothing will surprise you. i made it to the center, only to find out i'm in a new universe with exactly the same stuff to do all over again.
enjoy your disappointment mr high hopes
Josiah Torres
>barefoot perfect
Austin Fisher
One of the aliens but I hadn't really thought about the politics. I just wanted a quiet farming life! But it's been hard to find a populated planet (which makes sense I guess).
Brandon Bell
I actually emjoyed it a lot. The mechanics are pretty barren, but that feeling of blazing between planets with no loading feels pretty good. always exciting to see which terrain, resources and species a planet has. If you are not completely opposed to some minecraftesque grinding, it has a lot going for it.
Kayden Jenkins
Watch out for industrial espionage if you get successful!
Cameron King
What's to know! Sean, the creator, said this game is whatever you want! Ask him about a feature, he's sure to say it'll be there!
(Alright! Windowed mode crashed so I'll have to play full screen. Switching to my phone for Sup Forums)
Parker Martinez
Lurking! Keen to know if I should buy it.
Asher Diaz
worth every penny i'm putting decals on my model ship now
Anthony Brown
I'm currently sat in my space station me and my pirate buddies took over, We made the commander walk the plank (ejected him out the airlock) in front of his wife. If you want to come visit better bring loot!
Zachary Cruz
Yeah, definitely. The universe is pretty big I suppose. My brother found one kinda accidentally by getting hired on to the labor crew of an alien freighter and eventually he made a few friends with his work mates and during leave he asked one them if he could visit their home world and he said it was amazing looking.
That's fucking hilarious! Was he crying as he met his death or did he take it like a man?
Also post tits of his wife
Charles King
Everyone should get big things mod. Look at the screenshots coming out of the subreddit.
Luis Diaz
His wife has been sold to slavers now sadly or I would. He took it like a man to be fair. Can't believe the scope of this game.
Nathan King
So keen to play it now
Luis Myers
Anotha one.
Charles Peterson
(re-installing...)
I think I had some issue with the install. I'm just going to use my regular HDD instead of my boot disk.
You guys are making me super excited though! This sounds crazy cool!
Robert Diaz
Most obvious bait ever yet fags still fall for it wtf
Xavier Cruz
Shit game. Like 56% out of like 50k players rated it as shit. You're retarded.
I don't need to watch the trailer, prob blew 30 hours on it so far. No more for me.
Gavin Brooks
Hey so baits aside I actually found a species that looked a lot like the long-necled dinossaur from the trailers, he was shorter tho, but the same parts.
Also mods are going to make this game great once they crack open the game, can't wait to have a replacemente with more realistic models for the assets or something.
Sebastian Price
>too autistic to join in with people having fun
Aiden Scott
Didn't mean the fun posts I meant the serious ones. To autistic to figure that out.
James Peterson
It's pretty fucking deep for sure. I travelled to at least 11 galaxies so far, and my current one has an entire evil imperial government ruling over every thing with an iron fist. They even built a weaponized space station that looks like a small moon which has the ability to distotrt entire planets. And the emperor's as well as his padwon Dark Vader have like space-magic to manipulate people and things in their environment.
There is a small group of rebel fighters apparently, but given their size they're unlikely to defeat the empire unless theyre able to destroy that space station by exploiting some overlooked vulnerability with a single shot.
We'll see I guess. Also Dark Vader's son is Luke Skywalken
David Watson
(alrighty! Finally in game!)
Had to turn settings down quite a bit, and close other programs and prioritize the game processes - I guess that's kind of a given considering the complexity of the game though right?
Nathan Johnson
OP here
Isaac Gomez
My shit got hijacked by pirates but my first mate led my cooks and gunners in a rebellion and they freed me. We were gonna maroon the pirates on some deserted moon filled with flying scorpions or something but during my captivity I managed to learn the pirates' language and befriend a few of them. After minimal bloodshed and a few good speech checks (I went full charisma build) I convinced the pirates to join us and now we have 2 ships. Turns out they were running from the same evil intergalactic empire we were, lol
Justin Young
It might even be the same empire as this guy is talking about , but with a game as massive and diverse as this, who really knows LOL
PS I love this thread ty OP
Jack Ortiz
I am on a planet called Buttmunch. I did not name it. Is this a joke or something? All the Fuana are called Patric
Sebastian Brown
This is not even close to my in game experience... I mean where did you find...
...how even?
Hudson James
Pleb/scrub, I'm playing NMS ultra quadra platinum edition, cost 17,000$ but worth every penny. My ship responds to over 1,000,000 specific voice commands and the aliens suck my dick in real life
David Barnes
In a system called Wechtum System
Andrew Sanchez
Everybody join this no man's sky hate thread! Because it's cool, funny, AND trendy to hate on it! Hahaha this is SO much fun! Let's not let the people who didn't like it just forget about it and the people who actually like it continue playing it because that wouldn't be the trendy hip thing to do. Yeah! Hate train! All aboard! We're cool and funny!
Caleb Bennett
>what is satire
David Wright
Yay! Hi Ross
Grayson Baker
The pirates found US, not the other way around. They had some kind of gravity net set up around a warp gate and caught us right after jump. Turns out some critical reactor dampening equipment had been sabotaged by Imperial nanobots and they had been stuck there for weeks! After we overcame the language barrier and learned about our common enemy (Darth Skeletor) one of my redshirts discovered we had a spare dampener in a broom closet, and we made repairs and jumped together right before the Harkonnens showed up with an Interdictor! The depth of this game is just amazing.
Lincoln Ross
In an infinite universe like no man's sky this thread might even be seen as defending the game against unreasonable expectations.
Jayden Gray
Currently on planet Madea. Because it is black and huge
Isaac Cooper
Everything is possible, even irony
John Hughes
Yeah ma my shitty ship got hijacked too...while the cap'n and his wife were taken into one of the rooms (the screams and moaning was tripping me out!), they left after killing them both. None of my gang were botherered. They even gave me coordinates to their home planet for work. Crazy game! I love it so far!
Carson Robinson
Man your captain must have pissed them off in the past LOL glad I'm not that Other Player Character! PM me your coords let's meet up sometime! I'm known round my galaxy as "Captain Thisgamesucksanditscreatorliedthroughhisteethinpublicformonthsandmonths"
Cameron Myers
pathetic.
nobody in their right mind would pay $60 for this incomplete game created with ps4 peasants in mind.
Samuel Peterson
Name three things he straight up lied about
Daniel Cook
1. Multiplayer. 2. You can do anything you want. 3. It would be a good game.
Jayden Gray
From what I can tell, people in this thread are thoroughly enjoying the game. Me too in fact!
Sure, It was a little dodgey on launch day, but after their 2nd day patch, every promise was fulfilled and then some!
While my experience may differ from anons above, they chose a different path. In my neck of the galaxy, I just published my first mystery novel, which made the a number of best seller lists on various planets. Unfortunately it received mixed critical reviews.
I don't know... Part of me feels good that so many different aliens bought my book and made it such a decent success. But im not in it for the space credits or fame, I got into writing because my character had a passion for it. But now my space publisher is already pressuring me about another book, and unfortunately my contract capped percentage of sales earnings relatively low and it's limited to the planetary systems immediately surrounding ours which I kind of got screwed on because distribution is actually far broader than that which they knew ahead of time. And most of the sales are out of potential earning zone (PEZ)
This game is nuts though
Jose Harris
here's one that they even lied about on the box
Jordan Reyes
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Thomas Ortiz
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm guessing you googled "things Sean Murray lied about" and only found multiplayer so it took you three minutes to come up with the most idiotic and generic responses that aren't even lies. And you clicked "post" and leaned back in your chair and said "got em". Just another idiot who obviously jumped on the hate train and doesn't even know anything about this game. Good job making yourself look retarded.
Matthew Walker
Shit. I specialised as a lawyer but I don't have a degree in intellectual property yet and I got bad marks for intergalactic law. Maybe you can find another lawyer player on your planet.
Henry Jones
Literally the only thing people hating on the game have on it
Ian Parker
Fuck off Sean you nu-male faggot, your game sucks and everyone knows it.
Jackson Brooks
Games shit
Joseph Walker
Yeah my character was an animator for some space 3d movie company. Worked 2.5 in-game years on some weird movie about talking food, only to find out that his name (and most of his co-workers names) had been cut out of the credits. In the space 3d animation industry, your career is only as good as your resume, so since his hardest and best work has been basically erased he had to become a prostitute, sucking big wookie dicks for the cash to get offworld
Tyler Walker
How about the fact that combat is dull, animals have literally 2 modes, hostile or passive, flight is boring, crafting is tedious and there's no plot?
Evan Stewart
i actually laughed good job op
Aaron Morales
Oi! Were they the Clan O' the Wayfarers? I ask cuz I ran into one on planet Shillig in a town (town is a loose term for what atrocities and degredations I witnessed there....) where Second mate Ratso was cornholing some cabin boy in an alley. He mentioned his outfit was the CofTW while he was cleaning his cock. Just curious, m8.
Jack Parker
No, just the most blatant. Shouldn't you be lawyering up, Sean, instead of shitposting on Sup Forums?
Daniel Howard
Yep, Typical no man's sky hater. When someone replies with an actual argument you say "fuck off sean". I am actually throughly enjoying the game after 40+ hours in it. So I would have to argue and say it does not suck. And honestly it's my dream game and has everything I was hoping for. I don't give two shits about multiplayer.
Jeremiah Morgan
Pro-tip: the imperial nano-bots have an easily exploitable backdoor built into their code structure which you can do any number of things to your advantage as I'm sure you know
Christopher Gomez
Somebody please cap this thread
Luke Hall
Only one thing you listed there isn't opinion so your entire statement is irrelevant to me.
Noah Bell
Can ye fuck em, m8? Seriously. I ave seen a few NPCs doing raunchy shite and Ima jealous!
Jeremiah Torres
That's fine I'm not the person who wasted money on the flop of the year XD
Samuel Nelson
If they carry on like that, boy o', the Empire gonna come looking for 'em.
Luke Scott
I do now! My techs aren't that bright, or I probably would never have been caught in the net at the beginning. I did manage to capture a bunch of the nanobots on a repairs spacewalk though. Now I can repurpose them in the lab on my next jump, instead of wasting my time reading procedurally-generated forum posts on my pip-boy.
Connor Hughes
There you go again. Is it that hard to understand that a lot of people actually love this game? Whatever, just continue having your fun with your trendy hate train.
Aiden Carter
>Is it that hard to understand that a lot of people actually love this game? Have you heard of sunken cost fallacy? You should look it up.
Colton Moore
Really any advice would be helpful I suppose. It's a 3 book deal before I can renegotiate or find another punisher. Not sure what options I have except to grind out the last two novels. I guess that why some people call this game a grind
Jacob Bennett
And I'm not the person without a job struggling with money so this "flop" was a huge hit to my wallet. And I'm also not the person who's brain is only used to action, guns, and explosions in games so I can't appreciate this game.
Luis Rogers
Imperials GTFO this thread, we are free people! Your outer systems are already rebelling, shouldn't you be focusing on consolidating your power instead of pushing your six procedurally-generated noses into honest, hardworking people's business? For all you know, Ratso's species can only reproduce through cornholing cabin boys.
Adam Hernandez
Fuck off Sean, you're game is a piece of overhyped shit and I am so glad I didn't get it.
Lucas Johnson
Yeah all people with money love throwing it away on rubbish don't they m8?
Mason Anderson
I have a job so money isn't a factor and everything the game currently has I am very satisfied with. Like why is it so hard for you to understand that I enjoy it? My god
Colton Hall
In all seriousness this thread has entertained me more than all of Sup Forums in the past month Certainly more entertaining than NMS
Christopher Kelly
How about you learn to use "whose" over "who's," before trying to act smart. Faggot.
Noah Barnes
If you have teleporters on your planet you could send me the contract but it will take time to analyse it and I've been having trouble with my robot wife. She keeps spending time at the mechanics when I say you've just had a check up! Anyway I've hired a detective I helped when still studying so I hope he uncovers the truth. Sorry it's just lonely being the only organic lawyer in town but send me the contract and I'll take a look.
John Gonzalez
They don't require that the books be any good, do they? Just crank out two garbo novels, buy passage offworld on a freighter, create a pseudonym on another planet and try to avoid the same bullshit contract you got into originally. Or fuck all that noise and join my pirate crew, I'm sure you're not much of a fighter but my men could use a storyteller to entertain them on long jumps.