Actually Funny Female Comedians

Bonus points if they're hot.

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>Morgana 'the worst part of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe' Robinson

nope

>implying you wouldn't sniff her bumhole

she's not in it

Morgana tried to be Catherine Tate 2.0 and failed because she fucking shite.
Actually she was ok as a pantomime level character in the Vic Reeves thing.

>german

comedians and comediennes shouldn't be attractive.

she played those annoying characters like Zeb and 'Russel Brand'. She wasn't in it as herself though.

Weekly Wipe has the Philomena Cunk character who actually is funny though.

Did you know that she is related to the skank from The Distillers

>women
>funny

Pick one

This will be a short thread

Lauren Lapkus /endthread

>inb4 some moron posts Maria Bamford

Half sisters

Tina Fey

Jesus christ

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>Funny
>Female
>Comedians

Beautiful

You do realize that the hot female comedians have men writing their jokes for them, right?

Zeb was so authentic I genuinely thought it was a real youtuber and I hated her

So bravo I guess

Saved.

wow 10/10 she fucking sexy i cum forever and ever and then passed out from exhaustion. When I woke up, I was so tired I thought I had been gangbanged by a group of angry Mexicans, but I was really just tired. I got up to go take a piss, and I noticed a small lump on my penis. It was slightly gray in the center and not completely round. I thought it was nothing and went about my week, working at Rite Aid for minimum wage. When I got home that day, I decided I wanted to jerk off, so I sat in front of the computer and took off my pants. I checked on the gray lump on my dick, and it was bigger and more gray. Suddenly, the light from my window reflected off a mirror and then reflected off my car keys and then reflected off my computer screen and shined on the gray lump on my phallus. The lump started to twitch and pulsate and then suddenly, it tore open right down the middle, and hundreds and thousands of tiny, little black spiders poured from the hole in my peepee. All I could do was stare in shock as more and more tiny arachnids came from the wound, making a almost inaudible beeping noise as they made there way from my cock to the ground. Soon my entire living room floor was covered with the tiny, beeping black baby spiders. As they ran out of space, they started to jump up and down like crickets and climb all over my furniture. They went into my kitchen and ate all of my food, they went on my computer and ordered many worthless things on e-Bay, and they went into my closets and chewed holes in all of my wool sweaters. Just when I thought I was completely ruined, they united together and found my phone, and speed-dialed my boss at Rite Aid. They made a extremely loud beeping noise into the phone, nothing of which was English. I could hear my boss shouting on the other end. He sounded angry. I managed to wrestle the phone away from the youngling spiders, but it was too late.
I am now fired.

thx op hot pornstar 10/10 i cum bucket but then I noticed a wolf in the bushes. I almost shit myself but I just tried to stand still because that's what you're supposed to do. But then another wolf came out of the bushes, and another, and pretty soon there were like 20 wolves and I was surrounded. They were just standing there staring at me. I was about to run like hell when I heard this huge roar and saw this... thing. It was shaped like a wolf, but it was 20 feet tall, hot pink, and covered in day-glo decals. It spoke to me in a really deep voice and I know it was speaking English but I couldn't understand what it was saying. Suddenly it growled in my face and my whole body started to feel tingly. I looked at my arms and there were little holes in them. The holes kept growing larger and larger until my arms just looked like a mesh of skin laid overtop of twitching, bloody muscle. My face began to peel off in layers and black liquid poured out of my mouth. Cicadas emerged from the wolf's eyes and surrounded me. They flew into my ears -- the buzzing was deafening. I tried to move my disfigured legs, but my bones turned to liquid and seeped into the soil. My limbs were useless and I knew now that I could shed them. Through will alone I caused my arms and my legs to detach and drop to the ground. Waves of euphoria swept over me; my mangled body was bathed in white light and I felt weightless. I fell to the ground and rolled around in my blood, mad with ecstasy, speaking in tongues. The Wolf God picked me up in his infinite paws and lifted me to the sky. I pledged my dominion to him and as my body and consciousness shrank to a point, he promised me I would live eternally in the astral realm of the wolves. Now I am gay.

Then why don't they at least hire good comedians to write for them?

Name a woman comedian who doesn't use at least one of these "woman comedy crutches":
- menstruation and PMS related jokes
- sexual partner jokes
- women poop/fart/are disgusting too! jokes
- men are pigs/dogs/perverts/inferior/stupid jokes