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I cant even fap at my room because my mom checks every 30 min if im studying
Im 20 y.o kissless and tired of her helicopter attitude
I dont even have friends
What to do anons, im really pissed off

idk, fap in fron of her?

Move the fuck out of your parents house you waste of a man

Op here

She wants me graduating in college when i dont give fuck about studying i hate it, and i cant even get a job because she comes with me at interviews

I cant argue to her because she cries like a bitch
I kinda hate her , she ruined my life more than its

Man the fuck up don't tolerate that bitches shit. You decide what is right and what is wrong.

you define the word beta, try hitting her, that worked on my mom. Women are weak remember that.

Im argentinian
Its hard as fuck to get a home by your own here
You gotta be rich bastard almost

Yes man
What REALLY SUCKS HARD TO ME IS THAT
Im a pretty strong guy, big and all shit
I like working out but she bitches abouy its too dangerous

You can masturbate on the shower, she don't see you on bath, or she does?

Make a shrine of memes. The whole zimmer zammer (pepe, dat boi, etc) then when she walks in scream "BUFFALO WINGS" instant profit.

Im gonna try talking for her

Btw shes my grandmom, she raised me but... i call her mom still

Let her cry and become a man.

im 19 and dropped out of school at 14, i fucking hated studying, why would i give a fuck about learning shit no one cares about, if school teached stuff that matters it would be a different story.
fuck school, its bullshit.

this isn't normal. she may very well be mentally impaired.

also, I assume you are an only child.

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if your mom is checking up on you every 30 mins it means that she wants to catch you fapping. Sounds like you have a weird af mom...

Whenever you wanna masturbate, say you're gonna take a shower. Do everything you would normally do before taking a shower. Except just masturbate in the shower. And if she checks on you in the shower for some reason, lock the door. You'll have a good excuse for having the door locked.

Im doing college, not school
I was nerdy and bullied ass at school
Never fought because my mom told me strictly to NEVER FIGH

I wanna quit college
Get a job
Pay a rent and live alone

just jerk off fully nude right infront of the door and wait for her to walk in the scream as load as you can like a fucking vkiking i bet she will knock evry time after that

just tell her you want to masturbate

>Im a pretty strong guy, big and all shit
She wants you to rape her, she will treat you like shit until you do it.

Even if you don't find her attractive, there is a power a man achieves when he blows a load in mommy's cunt. You could be unstoppable after that. Once you've had the woman that it's forbidden for you to have, all doors are opened.

Or you can be a pussy faggot virgin for the next 10 years, your choice.

She wants me not catching studying and so bitch at me

If im using the phone she starts bitching

Also if im doing exersice he stars bitching...
She is happy only if im reading a fucking book

Buy a lock dude. I had to when I was like 16. My mom finally gave me space

>teached

Good. Good. This is...no, really, you dropped out at 14? I am...this is the post of a shocked man.

find some innocent way to annoy her each time she checks your room then she will eventually avoid doing so

Shes and old shit 70 years old

My grandmom to be frankly

I like little girls only
Yes im a pedo weirdo and gonna end raping one cause i will go insane

What are you doing on Sup Forums? Get back to work!

Oh, vamos, hombre, explicale que tienes que emprender de la vida, que esa sobre protección a la que te somete te va a convertir en un llorica que no puede hacer nada por si mismo, si quiere que tengas almenos la oportunidad de hacer algo te deje por tu cuenta, como un experimento dile, algún día ella morirá y no sabrás que hacer con tu vida, agarrate los cajones y dile. Argentina está del carajo, solo con estudios no puedes hacer todo.

Why don't you fap at night when she's sleeping?

english is not my first language, i would like to see you speak my own language

have sex with her, it will be super awkward for her to look at you let alone check on you every 30 mins

woman are really weird, and since you've never been with one (assuming since you've never had a kiss) that they will not directly come out and say things. She definitely wants to catch you fapping and it's so obvious. I would just fap in your room and if she catches you she will just allow it.

This

Tienes razon hermano
Yea it sucks i dont even know how a kissin the lips feel like ,

Probably because at night i just want to hug the pillow pretending its the girl i love

>Masturbate in shower
>Use shampoo as lube

There you go OP say you want to buy some books
Turner Diaries
Mein Kemf
How to Survive in the wild
Guerellia Tactics
Karl Max
This will keep you busy she will be happy then shave your head, start using words like YES MAM !!!!!
while printing swaztikas.
She will think this fucker is lost cause but wont say it then she will stop bothering you with going to school, start talking to her about terrorism and how Assad is doing a good thing.
she will leave you alone, then she will probably would want less of your company something like aren`t you going to go out ?
trust me it works

can vouch, I do this all the time.

Shes gonna send me to psychologist if i did that

Op herr
I take cold water showers, cant even get erections when cold water on my small dick

Why dont you just tell her everyting your telling us.

he made a spelling mistake and is living on his own without a high school diploma oh god what a degenerate..

Do it before the cold water

Why say you`re learning history.
then you can turn the psychologist on her that is what I did, the psychologist told my parents that they should let me do anything I wanted.

Because i cant argue to her
Simply as that
Shes always right and im wrong
Oh and she cries

Really ??
Well i just hope the psychologidt wont find out im attracted to underage girls

She comes with you to interviews? Tell her to fuck off, she is the reason you're not getting a job.
No one.
NO_ONE.
ZERO AMOUNT of people are gonna hire a 20something that brings his mom to an interview.
Get a job, move out. Meet people at work, get friends. Have a life. GG

Ask her about Hitler, maybe you can bond with hitler watching dvds of ww2 movies.
schindlers list
saving private ryan
the jew in white pijamas
apt pupil or something like that
Eichman the capture ( he was kidnapped in Argentina )
Documentaries about the holocaust
make her happy bro, say im watching this speech by Hitler he had some awesome ideas stuff like that.

Its arguing if you talk

Because little bitch-boy OP doesn't want to see granny cry her crocodile tears

Don't give in to the guilt OP, I've seen this shit a million times. She will love you no matter what you do because you're her little golden boy

I told her something like thst and she started bitching about that saying she embarrass me and i was Wtf ?
She really cried saying she raised me and bla bla bla and because of that i shouldnt be saying that to her
SHES MY GRANDMOM I WISH I WERE RAISED BY MY REAL PARENTS

He actually gave me a bat to pretend I was beating someone up, not sure why probably to see how angry was I at the time.
But wasn`t into pedo stuff in fact when I was younger I liked 19 20 year olds
now with 18 im ok

Im really gonna try facing her and telling how i feels like

as soon as she comes into your room just keep fapping
she'll either leave you alone or let you redeem your goodboypoints

Tell her you want to murder your real parents.
or are they deceased in that case sorry for your lost

Being on pedo stuff is a no reverse path
If i had 3 wish one of them wouldnt not to be a pedo

I dont know my real father
My real mother is poor and negligent

>just tell her you want to masturbate

this:

"hey ma... i gotta bust one out. either get the fuck out or give me a hand. but don't just stand there for fuck's sake."

If hentai has taught us anything the only option is to get caught. Then you will have sex with your mom so your sexual frustrations don't interfere with studying. Win-win in my books.

I had this scheme against pedos to get some money, but it seems like they have an addiction or something like that.
Iv`e heard some real fucked up stuff from them that makes you get pissed off.
You could try probably prostitutes or something like that honestly im not sure what advice to give you.

To be honest
I wish i were raised by my real parents
My mom is nice but shes poor and negligent
No idea about my dad but i wish they raised me
Grandparents are too antiquate and strict

See there you go OP start blaming it all on your mother by calling her a bitch that you would like to beat her to death, and say thank you grandma for not letting me be raised by a poor negligent whore.
then give her a hug that would make her happy.

I became a pedo because i never kissed a girl in my teens years when everybody else did
Well at least thats what i believe
Also im very dumb and got low qi
Dunno if that matters

shoop her head onto some hot girls. let her catch you strokin' to them.

it might not get you any space, but it'll be funny as hell.

Id say thanks to my grandma if she wastn too annoying and strict

But she doesn`t give a fuck about you apparently.
I still suggest the go nazi thing.

Your mother raised you as a single-parent. Am I right? This is just how clingy and attached women are; and yeah, this shit will ruin your life. Thank god you realize it's wrong.. you have a fighting chance at normalcy once you're free.

Yea i could pass out like a skinhead
Im bald stocky and have hard features

with only his dick and his imagination, what are you some kind of barbarian?

You could go for an escort it is way better than fucking up children for life, or been extorted by someone in the mob for been a pedo that cannot call police because they won`t give a shit for a pedo true story.

Nope, i was raised by my grandparents only

My mom only raised my medium sister from other father

If i had money i would

>calls op beta
>talks about hitting mother
only fuckboys disrespect their mothers

a prostitute they are like 20 dollars.

Where i live they are like 100 usd
And thats a lot since that would be 1200 pesos around if you wanna fuck a decent one

go with a fat chick inestead

take your phone in there with a plastic bag or just don't get water on it i've done it numerous times

Go fuck yourself
Im not that beta

Let her cry. If she wants to sacrifice your success just so she can be clingy then she's not a good parent. She's selfish and cares only for her own emotion. Why do you care if someone like that cries?

>go to recruiter
>ask to join
>if you don't want to actually work hard join airforce/army
>by association you get healthier/ripped, making you more attractive
>become part of something and make friends
>you're 20 now with a salary you can do whatever the fuck you want

volunteer at a local non profit. Your mom would think you're doing good when really you're just getting out and meeting babes. they love a guy who helps out the community

Not to mention a man in uniform automatically is hot to a good 80% of women.

Is it hot for 10 y.o girls ?

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