What would you do?

What would you do?

see if i can make myself squirt.

fuck my wife and which ever of our GFs was over.

brush my teeth

Have an easier life.

cut my air.

fap of course

Suck my dick

find something among my clothes that doesn't make me look ridiculous. Then go about life as normal.

Friend zone my good buddy who's always been there for me, go for that asshat who rotates fuckbuddies every couple weeks, then bitch about how there aren't any guys who aren't jerks in my life to my nearly retarded girlfriends while friendzoned guy becomes bitter and disengages emotionally from women forever for realizing it's counterproductive.

Take butthole pics

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Kill myself. Women are inferior. I'd rather kill myself than be such an inferior animal.
WHITE SUPREMACY! MAN SUPREMACY! DEATH TO ALL GAYS! DEATH TO ALL JEWS!

yell rape at men who stare at me

Underage virgin detected

she didn't go for you either because you're ugly, creepy, or an asshole. Even if she tried, it probably wouldn't work out between you two. Your best option right now is to move on and respect her decision.

Enjoy the privileges of being an American female.

This

Meet up with my bi-curious fuck buddy and have fun experimenting

depends how I look

if I am a girl but the same size (ie 6 foot and 240 lbs) as I am now probably nothing different

if I was hot make a load of porn of myself

>make tumblr
>head to sex shop
>buy toys and clothes
>fill tumblr with porn
>find sugar daddy
>make money and get own accommodation
>post on Sup Forums
>lure unsuspecting fat gays like you reading this
>make them my property
>entice them with femdom
>once they're here I film all their depraved acts and stick it online
>mfw making you fat gays eat all my stinky poo poo

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Meet up with as many people on Craigslist as I can

Have hot lesbo sex with my wife.

Buy the sexiest clothes for me and go have a fuck fest!

Not the guy, but I can see his point. Women tend to have poorly set up standards that revolve around being treated like shit for some reason.

Be pathetic virgin: girl edition.

But really try to whore myself out to the first aggressive lesbian I see.

if i can change back the following day, then i would ruin a couple marriages so that the milf would come back to me (after i change back to a guy)
i would do this by sending sexy pictures to (soon to be ex wives) and notes telling them that their husbands has been having an affair with me

Somebody is in denial. I've watched multiple girls that friend zoned me bitch and moan about the assholes they picked and how they wished they listened to me. It's cool though. They weren't that great anyway so it's like another chance for me to find a better one.

Buy some clothes I guess.

Shove things in my cooch until I squeal.

fap

>What would you do?

pound myself with that kong dildo

like every morning

Find a nice somewhat wealthy boyfriend, cheat on him while he's at work, get pregnant by some sleeze ball, try to pass it off as bf's, get abortion, tell him it's a miscarriage, get caught with contraceptives that don't belong there, move back in with parents, repeat.

That's the first several things I would do.

Shiiiick

damn

Masturbate.

Hmmm a vagina....
New car, house and shit

Record myself performing the sickest, most depraved and vile solo sexual acts imaginable so I can fap to it when I'm a dude again.

throw puss on rich guys get knocked up collect monthly paychecks for 18 yrs

kek

post on Sup Forums for validating compliments

Find an object roughly the same length, girth, and consistency of my penis, then fuck myself with it.

I've always wondered.

Sign up for a cam site and get paid to masturbate for 10 hours a day.

Be a whore till I got super aids

make me a decent coffee