Who would win my Sup Forumsrothers?

Who would win my Sup Forumsrothers?
1 quintillion electric eels
1 magma

how much prep time does the magma get?

It gets 1 time of prep

Magma would burn the eels.

Eels would electricute the magma

That is a lot of time

Still, a quintillion eels should be able to overpower ONE single magma.

is "one magma" just all of the collective magma on the planet?

it's a meme you dip

Im afraid the eels might win this time

define 1 magma.

magma would be measured in volume... so.... is it 1 oz of magma? that wouldn't do shit. is it 1 liter of magma?

It's 1 magma... im pretty sure more thab obe would mean magmi, then again im not a psychologist so idk for sure.

Pretty straight forward, it is one (1) magma.

Are you retarded?

Still, magma master race all day erryday

You can't electrocute magma stupid.

Wow, you fucking newfag,

It is ONE magma, not two, not three. ONE

Dude are you stupid its just 1 magma

Cunning linguist here, Magmi is correct.

A quintiillion eels... that's like an entire planet made purely of eels

1 magma is 2000 metric shitloads

*universe

1 molecule of magma would fail pretty hard.

gotta say, you guys are retarded.

Magma is not alive, so the only ones that can die are the eels.

Magma wins 10/10

are you retarded? its a fucking meme to humor ops post and reply at all. get the fuck out

man this newfag cant even count to one.

Who said 1 molecule? OP specifically states it is one magma. Fuck off with your molecule bullshit

I'm not sure, sure it's a fuckload of eels, a quintillion.

But, like, how many eels could you fit in a cubic kilometer? What density are eels?

but 1 magma only burns at 1 hot...That's 2000 metric shitloads of hot vs 1 quintillion eels. It's a close fight, but eels win.

Elzctriciry is better than fire

about eeleven eels

Prove it you detergent

Eels become accustomed to magma, they team up with it, making 5 quintillion magma covered electric eels

At it's core temperatures rise up to 3 hot

>eeleven

fuck
i am done

Then what is electric smelting?

time to become an hero

that would be the smallest unit, and the only logical quantification of "one magma"

How do you kill something that was not alive to begin with?

1 Magma wins

Checkmate.

Neither would win, the winner really are the Jews.

1 magma=2000 metric shitloads

i believe current research actually indicates that 1 magma is at least as hot as power level "HI" on a microwave

My Grandparents always spoke of the fight between nature's most vicious species. They have evolved parallel to each other with the their constant fighting many lives were lost collateral damage was at an all time high. The US and Soviet Russia put there differences aside and led the Eels and Magma to Australia where they used the Tsar bomb to eliminate them. At first it all seemed good no reports of Magma or Eels man had fixed nature or so he thought. That is man's fallacy thinking he knows better soon reports of fights between 1 quintillion Emus and 1 radiation broke out.

To clear up any confusion, the magma is exactly one cubic unit of magma in volume, and the eels are varying in size, but are all adults and number exactly one quintillion.

magma is the units, idiot. and there is one of them: 1 magma

1 mighty magmeel will arise, obviously. He will be the ruler of 1 hot.

But that only makes the magma hotter and more dangerous.

The eels literally make magma more powerful.

Can the Eels eat the Magma

The cool, moist eels would overwhelm the magma and cool it into rock, then their combined weight would crush the rock.

oh I see.
then a magma of what?

what gender are the eels? this could change the outcome

Yeah, like that's a real thing.

Alll the electric eels combined have mostly better stats, except for defense. If the electric eels are able to nullify the magmas rock based super sheild, it should shut down the atoms in the magma, killing the fire in it, but if the magma rolls a 23-31 and uses fire skeleton, the eels might get scared and eat themselves, if they double, eels win, if disappear, magma wins.

magma... obviously

Are the Eels given time to breed to increase there numbers?

I assume there to be a roughly equal number of male to female eels, as found in nature, typically.

They are given 1 time

since the magma gets 1 prep time, I think its only fair that the eels get 1 prep time as well

Are the magma and eels going at the same speed? or should take into account the effects of relativity?

can we assume the match takes place in 1 area?

1 time each or 1 time as a group?

...

how strong is eel eelectricity? it is 1 eelectricity or 2 eelectricity?

What gender is the magma?
If op doesn't start replying, he is officially a faggot

You should probably account for 1 relativity, just to be on the safe side.

Magma only exists Subsurface. Eels only live in water.

The two would never meet. Eels can't drill through rock to get to magma, and magma is no longer magma, but lava once it breeches the crust.

Even with exact and knowable units of time, distance, volume, temperature, etc, the two would simply never make contact.

shut up new'fag they meet at 1 place

I think the magma identifies as a toaster

1 time as a group, note magma is given the same time

they are in contact at underwater volcanoes

^^op

What are they fighting over?

okay ill figure 1 relativity into my calculations

That's just it, though, dude, underwater volcanoes, just like any other volcano, spew out lava, not magma.

Magma is a term specifically to describe subterranean pockets of molten rock. Separate from the related, but non-subterranean lava.

results indicate that the magma wins 1-0

You guys are all so stupid
The answer
The oh so obvious answer
is the eels
Why?
Because magma is hot
however
It is not constantly at its hottest temperature
Over time, it will cool
The eels have a natural body temperature of

Clearly the eels invaded the subterranean pockets and the magma has to defend itself

If you are so fucking smart, then tell me how many magma does it take to kill 1 quintillion eels

But rock conducts electricity.

1 magma obviosly

As much as there needs to be
You don't get an exact answer until we know the exact dimensions of every eel, as well as body content, i.e. what's in the stomachs. There's too many variables.

But the eels ARE the electricity. It becomes an infinite cycle, no one wins.

exactly, so the magma is the winrar

Electric eels, because
> electricity diminishes the plasma and heat that magma produces
> eels can digest magma
> 1 quintillion eels is the equivalent of 2 hundred magmas, but 1 magma is doof

"1 magma"

How do you measure magma tho?

the mean size of the eels is exactly the mean size of eels found in nature. their stomachs are each full of 1 food

p sure a magma would wipe the floor with any amount of pussy eels

since the eels aren't ice eels, of course- they aren't cold enough to hurt the magma

you find magma, then you take 1 of it

You can't be serious?

do you measure it in liters, cubic meters or how the fuck?

This fucking guy

the same way you measure anything, with your fingers.

Ok, lemmie program an eel power calculator so see exactly how much power output these eels have

Winner takes the marionette puppet... magma wins

Why ask magma and post a pick of lava

It's 1 magma. This is why American education is laughed at.

ok, hurry back with your results

See now this will drive the Eels will power to over come their impressive foe.

you integrate from one end of the magma to the other. when the integral = 1 you stop and you are thus left with 1 magma

But im not american

if quints, magma wins

ya blew it

Don't worry, I'm struggling with "1 magma" too. Is there a new form of measurement I haven't been told about? Imperial, Metric, Molten Rock?