Post something that happened to you today

Post something that happened to you today.

I almost got hit by a car and some girl at my work said she liked my new haircut.

I bought I new bong and made a shit ton of pizzas

I realised how much of a fucking pathetic dweeb I was and why I have no girlfriend. Feelsbadman

I played with my dog with my dog for an hour. It was actually the most fun iv had in a long time.

went shopping

Random parts of my body have been twitching. I'm not fat and my heart rate is fine, I'm freaked out. Not sure if I should go to the doctor or not.

I woke and stay sober for about 20mins and I've been sippin cognac. Das it.

was at a barnes and noble and some lady told me i had a nice shirt and seemed generally interested in me, but then it turned out she worked for some kind of "business development" bullshit that was essentially a pyramid scheme

Age? Honestly

Woke up, had sex like 5 min ago. Now browsing b in bed.

So far today is a good day

I ate free food at the college.

When the jealousy is already real from me :/

Woke up in the public tv room of a dorm with a girl ten years younger than me.

Jump in on that shit! Ez money

shut up and rub one out.

Always greener my friend. Sometimes I wish I was single so I could bang hookers and dumb backpackers.

i hope you 20yo.

rough

Nah. 31. I'm not even a student anymore.

15... I've never had any serious health problems and my BMI is around the edge of a little too fat. My heart rate seemed fine. I don't eat that unhealthy, most people I know drink way more beer and energy drinks than me.

Trust me, don't take what you have for granted. I talk to girls every day k owing full well I'll never be with them, Yet I still try. It's so retarded

I sucked a black neighbors dick because i wanted to see how it was like to suck a "big black dick" and now i'm freaking out because its going to be awkard seeing him and i dont want him to ask me to do it again.

Almost died in a car crash still in shock hope Sup Forums can distract me

you going to jail kiddo

I had those before, It should be just growing, But I'm not a doctor so idk lol. Don't worry about it too much

I got to wear an outfit I haven't worn in a year, attended a ceremony, came home and ate hotpockets.
Played some ESO, took a shower, now I'm on Sup Forums

I called in sick for work today because i was hungover, and got yelled at by both my cunty manager and my cunty girlfriend

Ban hammer time!

MODS MODS MODS!

Yeah, I found something on muscles twitching during puberty. Probably just something like that, nothing to worry about. Fucking weird though.
For drinking beer? Sure man. It's not even that good, weed is much better than alcohol.

Reported
Fuckin tard

Woke up at 3 ans almost lost my contacts in the sink

I'm newfag af, wtf did I do?

Woke up.
Showed two people my feet over Skype.
Each payed me $50
Went out for the rest of the day.

They're mad because you're supposed to be 18+ or smth

>be 15
>on Sup Forums
>on Sup Forums

I couldn't fucking believe, that summer is going to end. I will miss ya, Sup Forumsro :*

Yeah man, I've totally been acting like an autistic summerfag in this thread. I started lurking since like march, which makes me a newfag but not some loner autist with nothing to do in summer.

Went fishing with my dad from 5 in the morning til 10
Got back in 12
Slept til 19:30
Its 1:30 here
Im gonna be awake all night...

Worked the courage to ask a girls number

How'd it go?

Im a senior in highschool and i broke my foot a week ago and im in a boot and my gym teacher didnt believe that i broke my foot bc i didnt have a note from the doctors

>in work from 10 am to 6pm
>in practise to other work from 7 pm to 9 pm
>pray with family for bread
>nothing happend
>here in bed, waiting for dreams and sleep

Walked my dog for two hours, then went over to my friends to play mtg for a while with a few peopel and my doggo

I got promoted from closing shift lead to opening shift lead at work. I played therapist for two of our servers.

worked, played some cs go and lookin for fap material now

...

Woke up, made a sandwich, then watched some It's always Sunny, and then proceeded to making some heavy industrial music about how fucked up the world is.

I had my first day at Best buy. It's also my first job.

cool good 4 u

MODS MODS MODS
are the mods in summer mode too or something how is a 15 still here smh

Thanks man. I underestimated how tiring it would be.

Mods have some important job to do on that side. Like to watch porn_with_kids.webm before blocking it/

I went to a hardcore punkshow with night fever.

Freed up / got the go for a 20.000 investment for new machinery.

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I played Age of Empires III online today.