>my face when Americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when Americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when Americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger"
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when Americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie"
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when Americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb
>my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
My face when Americans call chips "french fries"
Jeremiah Lee
Isaac Parker
That's pretty amusing
Thomas Green
Those trips
Ayden Gonzalez
Stale pasta
Xavier Jackson
>mfw stale pasta
Benjamin Johnson
It's really stale pasta, and it doesn't even have the decency to include "cold-on-the-cob" from that other pasta.
Nathan Fisher
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Ian Cooper
old as the internet
Oliver Perez
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William Scott
im not even american and this pasta gets me sick. Maybe try not revealing your newfagness
Adam Flores
I think "Your mother is a whore." works across the pond.
Jackson Collins
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Daniel Jenkins
All these flavours and you chose one that's already been licked repeatedly.
Landon Russell
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Easton Wilson
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Ethan Baker
just right for Sup Forums then
Jonathan Rogers
/\ thiz
Leo Howard
xffffddddsd
Cooper Sanchez
this is now an OP is a faggot thread
Matthew Reed
>>my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
Uhh, we have motorized rollinghams in America.
Ryder Long
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William Torres
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Eli Morgan
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