Ask am FBI agent anything

Ask am FBI agent anything

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Nice try FBI

Ever abused your authority?

who stole my dubs?

But patrick you already have your dubs

Why is andy sixx so hot?

Plz succ my phaluss

U still have them u autist

Not OP but an FBI agent checking in. Ask me anything.

but these are my spare dubs

OP here. sorry i lied im not really an fbi or anything i just kinda wanted to start a thread up to get some attention. couldnt help myself

You look like the guy who runs the deepweb cp honeypots

Is area-51 real?

google says you lie

I take my job seriously. I can't be wasting time on kids crying wolf like this

why is hillary clinton not being prosecuted for her crimes? Everyone knows if they did the same thing they would probably spend the rest of their life in jail.

We at the FBI own Google.

Why can't you leave us alone

Is it easy getting in the FBI?

Because taking the virginity of preteens causes him to be the sexy, youthful, emo God that he is

were you checking for pedos when you found this thread?

but I want my dubs back, sir

Yep. All I had to do was fill out an application online. Went to interview at my local mall and they hired me on the spot

Then what are these?

No, I am a pedo myself

Sure why not, I'll play ball. How did you find out about Sup Forums and more specifically Sup Forums? Do you like it here and if so why? Did you ever have to arrest someone over what you saw here?

Because, money?

Meh, it depends on who you know m8

Yup. Actually Sup Forums sends me a list of Pedos and the IP's as CP is posted.

Ohh, Can delete my google search porn then?

Definitely. I spy on naked chicks and ppl fucking through their webcams. Also, being in the FBI makes it alot easier to cover up the evidence when I kidnap and rape children

Officer, this man has my missing dubs!

How do I get to ask why I was blocked from buying guns from you cucks? I tried a near by office and it had computer bs telling me I needed a name of someone there

I got you fam

Stop wasting your time here and take the Sup Forums party van into the loli thread on the second page.

UM you aren't OP. I am

Because she's fucking Obama

More dubs

Thanks bro, you the mvp

I go on here for my own amusement, not my job. I ain't no snitch.

not sure which webm I'm posting, just posting all of them until I get the right one

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They're using gun laws to try and keep America safe. If you want one bad enough, get urself a baseball bat and a mask and rob the gun store. I'll cover for you, buddy

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there's the one

How come Im drinking and driving and browsing Sup Forums but Im still not in jail

I haven't even gotten a speeding ticket
Purchased a tikka a few months before the background check bounced

He must be a retard if he's shitting with his boxers pulled up

Tracking ur IP right now. Only cause u asked c;

Alright catch me if you can faggot
FBI
Fucking
Bitch ass
Individual
That's all OP really is guise

what is the biggest case you solved ?
do you have snitches ?

Click this link. It is must see. Is not tracking website!!
blasze . tk/3AZBVG

Ur goin DOWN, buddy

Human trafficking scheme made by Sup Forums users

What did you do with the bitcoins that you stole from Silk Road?

Why you fap with the CP you are supposed to destoy?

OP here. Sometimes when we confiscate cp from people, we need to arrest each other because possessing and viewing cp is illegal

this is the fakest thread ever.

Try to at least get dubs with ur cp faggot.

Do you have any leads ?

No i am bich

I buy acid and oxycotin. Then I reconfiscate the bitcoins and keep using them

Oh yea?

Prove that you are FBI.
Shove badge in ass, date your asschick with sharpy, post pic

OR

GTFO

what do we have here guys everything ok ?

Fine. I will

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Seap. Yikes.

Is inside the van hot and sweaty?

Do you touch each other in the hot sweaty van?

But seriously, love you guys great job keeping the universe same you should be paid more. Without you we would just spin around in circles and walk into walls. horary for the FBI.

Hey. Good to see another FBI agent around here. What unit are u from? These guys are tryna make me stick my badge up my ass. Get a load of that cp tho ahahaaha right buddy

That is one of the most awesome things iv`e seen in a while.

Kek'd

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hunting down pedos on 4 chan and being paid for that, I couldn't ask for a better job, how much do they pay for someone to do this?

OP here. You may not know this, but bush did in fact do 9/11. Not only that, but terrorism isn't even real. And neither are Muslims. Your government has been lying to you

Tell me more about it

bullshit, I think I saw a muslim once

Do you still have John Edgar Hoover dress collection?

Is the FBI posting all the trap threads on /b?

I want to be ur pupil

analysis behavioral unit 2 just homocides
still think that looking at fucking cp all day would be worst then seen fucking bodies well both of them are fucked up but still cp not my thing kinda scary when you have a fam.

Ok well first of all, all fbi agents are white 20-40 y/o males. Also most of the "laws" you know about aren't actually in the Constitution, and therefore, aren't real and you can't get in trouble for disobeying them. It isn't illegal to fuck people under 18, weed isn't actually illegal, you can fuck any animal you want. Also we shoot Mexicans for fun because there's no records of them anywhere

Arabs aren't the same as Muslims, retard

I have fully functioning eyeballs already, no thanks

1. Do you need a degree?
2. I hear the cybersecurity divisions don't get paid as much as in the private sector, but that doesn't bother me.
3. How are the openings/job opportunities in the FBI?


If you're wondering I am in the cyber security field and work for a private company managing network security and intrusion prevention. Rally wouldn't mind coming over with the feds

Who the fuck is that

Can you start a campaign on the alt right?

wanna be my snitch ?

>Arabs aren't the same as Muslims
nigga please

Are you an agent in the FBI?

Trust me. I'm an fbi agent. I know these things

I think my post answers that question u fucking retard

Best part
>404
>missing dubs

I really like this agent

Why the fuck did you not achieve what opdarknet did with your vast resources?

Were you asleep.

What US senators and judges and congress members were not arrested for having IPs on the opdarknet lists?

Who murdered arron and Barnaby jack.

Why the fuck were you so obsessed with brown?

Does sabu make good coffee?

Is the CIA part of the FBI?

That is a pretty disturbing image
No it is not the FBI it is from LGBT because you guys fucked with the gender thing.
Also antidefimation league you just get profiled they send a fax of this user is been racist then an office guy NSA looks into your shit if you`re a skinhead, kkk, then he submits the info to the FBI in charge they open a file on you and well it is kinda of a watch list.
But they send thousands a week that this faggot may be a real extremist, so when someone blows himself up that is why they cry and say but the FBI was alerted.

Fuck if I know. I'm knew to the whole agent thing jeeze

Retard.

>Yup. Actually Sup Forums sends me a list of Pedos and the IP's as CP is posted.
umm.. I have to go .. clean house

Whos Orin hatch?

what does satans cock taste like?

Or he does what I do. Pants down, only back side of the boxers down. Ppl are faggots, who ever installs those doors are retarded. The inch gap in the door is always pointed towards your crotch and shit.

Do you masturbate to the cp you find? Or do you post your own?

Fake badge. I should know, I make badges for law enforcement, movie props, security etc.