Like my new sex toy?

Like my new sex toy?
It's 25 lbs of ass, entirely UR3 silicone, and a life sized piece of ass.
It usually goes for 400$, but I got it for 60$. It's okay to be jealous

Why balls instead of a second hole aka a pussy

Does it have a dick so you can give it a reach around?

>It usually goes for 400$, but I got it for 60$.
Did you buy it used?

Snip the balls off

That's actually so fucking sad.

The only reason I got this one was because it was like 80% off. For a 340$ off, it's just not worth asking questions.

Nah just balls

Nope. Fresh out of a manufacture-sealed box

he's not straight.
heterosexual rubber holes are gross

It's ain't gay. It's modelled from the trap Wendy Williams ass apparently

nigga u gay

Kek

>be no homo
>see this
>marked 90% off
>hyped as best feeling of all toys, regular 600 USD
would you /b?

i really hope you're full of shit op, because this is a new level of cringe

where did you buy it?

Prove it. Pics with your dick in it

This.

This.

This guy gets it.
The closest parallel would be
>would you fuck this trap for X$?
And the differences are 540$, and the fact it isn't an actual trap soooo

A website in Canada called Pinkcherry.ca. I think it's still on sale, although it's unknown if they do international shipping

Have fun with your cancer dick from fucking plastic. Toys are for boys, grow up and fuck a real woman ( or twink in your case)

Shut up virgin

inb4 " i fucked like 200 girls broooo"

>aint gay
>modeled from a man's ass

I just finished and got dressed again so I hope this does

at least cut off the balls OP you massive faggot

Kay

>her
"it" nigger that's an object. And if that was a real person it would be "he"

>her
>even labeling an object

Can you feel the prostate? Like when you fuck chicks it is just a tight ring, but dudes you have that sort of nub inside ,which is the prostate...doo the have one in there?

cut of the balls, spray paint it green, and make believe its an alien race

I'll get around to it but I'm in the process of moving around. My sharpest knives n stuff are put away
Besides its not at all a big deal. I know I'm straight so I don't think my sexuality is on the line here

I can imagine the balls probably feel good on his balls.

No it doesn't have that nub. I've never fucked a dude so I don't have a reference point

thats the limited edition King Ranch

It's only gay if the balls tou..... um....it does not have a dick at least

>silicone
>gay
autism

It's interesting to tug on them while I'm going ham on her asshole

or does it?

No it doesn't have a dick

>jealous

I'd buy one if it did.

"her"
How delusional are you fag

Maybe that's why it was so cheap, the dick came off

Once again.

>>>>her

His. It was produced from a male mold, it was made with the genitalia of a man so it's a fucking man you fucking liberal feminist

Not at all. I know it's an object, but it adds to the fantasy so why not?

Maybe if you suck on the balls the dick comes out? Or maybe pump them like those shoes from the 90s ....

All I know is I saw one online that had a dick, but the ass was a lot smaller and it was still lik 300.

Hands on it are too manly...they should've made it mor feminine...i like my boys looking like girls

If you let me fuck it I promise I won't creampie it.

But do you have to have a fantasy of an object while not even balls deep in it?

Well I identify as a conservative, but actually took the time to learn about sexuality.
How being at least a little bit educated makes me a "liberal feminist" is beyond me

It has pretty feminine nails.

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Fucking lame. The balls are nice but you gotta have a dick on there for a nice reach around

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What's the handle on the bottom for?

>still fucking using spiderman

So basically you sold your heterosexuality for $340

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I guess not, so perhaps you win here. I just finished so maybe I'm still in the mood, I dunno

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Or pretend rimjobs.

Rusty trombone it up.

Put your fist in it OP

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No I basically bought a poundable ass for 60$

Then why no webm OP?

I'm jealous of the person who ripped you off for this piece. Pay to fuck a fake ass = sad and cringeworthy.

UR3 is shit garbage though. It's the cheap shitty stuff

Searched it up
So just know that your fucking this every time you use it

>pic related

Thats fucking gross, no wonder it was 60$

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at least paint the finger nails

Cuz I've got things to do rn. Maybe I'll post later

Ayy lmao.

I'll be lurking.

Feels good mang

>still fucking a modeled man's ass
>thinks its not gay
>calls others autistic

Penis=Gay

Well it isn't a full body, and I don't see or feel the balls while fucking it, so I can imprint whomever I want onto it.
>Pic kinda relevant, but not really

This is an ass
102 lb, 5'5" girl who cant eat uncooked vegitibles or she gets sick for some reason.

Fuck you nigger

Gastroparesis.

nigga you gay

I'm gay. If I fuck a vagina fleshlight does that mean I'm straight?

That wasn't me who typed that bruh.
Sure it might be modelled from a trap, but detaching your clear emotional tie to our sexuality will fix that right up.
It's not s man ass.
It's a pile of shaped silicone

When i heard him say it was a trap mold i thought of my pic related and envied it

BUT THAT ISNT A TRAP THATS A TRANNY THATS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

I think that what she said

It has no penis
Checkmate

I don't understand why people say liking traps is gay.

I'm gay and I don't like traps at all. Femboys? Maybe. Traps? No.

Don't pose question to these people. They will never see it that way. They have a very base understanding of secuality

im gonna go puke now.

What about that star kin and other bull shit kin crap on Tumblr?

It's not even a minimal understanding. It's NO understanding. It literally only refers to what sex you are attracted to. If OP isn't attracted to men and the male form sexually, he ain't gay.

I've gotchu my boy

All that stuff is the imaginative and idiotic minds of adolescents. That's literally all.

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OP here

Yeah I bought it because It was affordable. I don't know why everyone is so butthurt about it. Sexuality information is readily available online, I'm not sure why people still have a very 1900 understanding of it

>im a dumbass
i got one that doesnt have balls for cheaper

being a faggot is expensive and being a dumbass is even more expensive because idiots like you

>OH WOW 400 AND NOW ITS 60 HOW CAN I RESIST

because its common business practive to mark up your product by several hundred percent and then mark it on sale by a high % like 70/80 so you THINK you are getting a deal but you are just dumb enough to fall for the biggest sales scam since religion

male genitalia is male

female genitalia is female

your personality isnt a gender
it just sucks
and you are dumb as fuck for assigned personalities to genders... and sexist too.

Are you insulting the OP or the people who thinks he's gay for some reason. I'm insure

Yeah just like getting fucked in the ass by a woman with hair transplants for a beard, big muscles and a fake penis is as straight as it gets.