Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Well give me a hint then
I suppose she can be spooky. But I love her.
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Bully bully bully!
Is that a no?
You're worried about it getting wet?
That's... going to happen.
It's a swimsuit. Or most of one.
No.
"You're in too deep with the memes, user." says your Waifu, giving you a glare that seems borderline hostile.
Her simple words convey so much meaning. They seem awfully profound to you; the way what she said sounds more like a command than a statement only excites the sound waves further as they penetrate your ears, refusing to mix with the sounds of your giggling at memes, instead completely overpowering those small noises and crushing the meager spirit of your laughter.
The air became warm, and your stomach cold. Time stopped. She made you feel so much with an 8-word sentence, and only now did you start thinking about the song In Too Deep by Sum 41.
However, the sum of your Waifu's patience isn't 41, in fact, judging by her expression, it is much closer to 0. She's clearly waiting for you to say something, and is opening her mouth to do so in your place. You feel like you took that drug in Dredd, where time slows down, except you weren't falling off a building, you were just watching your Waifu pry open her merciless jaws, and you could see every particle of moisture that hopped around her mouth as she did so, and you could hear every crackle of saliva, the curling of her tongue, the ancient prayers of Egyptians, the beating of your own heart, the beating of your own soul, and the innards of alien minds from other realities. What the hell kind of thing, what terrifying, scathing remark could she muster up next? There was no way you could let her say another word about memes, for if you allowed any more words to be spoken, they were sure to either kill you, drive you mad, both, or something that can't even be expressed in writing. Your palms are sweating. Your mind is crunching into itself, and fuck does that even mean? This room is becoming your grave both quickly and slowly, for time has no concept as your head and heart pound, and every truth given by any living thing is crawling around in your brain.
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How do you respond?
In our dreams...
>REMOVE KNIFE EARS
In the extreme. You never hear about it when a civilian prevents or ends a shooting, never hear about it when being armed saves someone's life. These leftist faggots just love to leave out long emergency response times and general incompetence and fuckery. And I say this shit as a liberal.
STOP RIGHT THERE WEEABO SCUM! YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!
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someone honestly has to tell me why everyone has turned into a sadistic psycho now a days
Please
If dubs, post feet.
That's pretty far, well you'll probably kill him before he can reach you
Sounds broken to me
It's okay dude I understand
Later
Oh okay, I'm a bit less of a fan of that
But I'm not here to throw my medicine bullcrap over everyone's faces
Did you finish mirai Nikki?
Just some bloody meat cleavers and intestines
But he is the only one here who uses morphine afterwards so I sorta need him
Why?
Well..
Kek, I need them for music I can't burn them
>Yet.
Tru. So whats up yo?
I bet it's Hand.
>claimed
It's information manipulation to an extreme level.
still here
and
i dont think it hurt him that much
it is odd. i dont recall a name every being mentioned either
It helps me though. I'm almost finished with it, on episode 20.
I'm sure would love your story.
Hopefully work picks up soon. This is just horrible
>Ive eaten 3 hash browns and thinking of eating a second pancake
Well?
Teach me? Or no?
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And someone needs to tell me why has everyone turned in to a weak male cuck like you
Because I want to know, please
Karen is a sweet, innocent and pure soul who would never lie, don't accuse me of such a thing.
One day she will get a name. Just need to be patient.
Claimed.
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Life is a meme, love. Everything around us is, by definition, a meme, even language. Its not a matter of being too, deep, and besides, we both know I'm a memeologist, its my job to study them!
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Trying this again.
(Karen)
I'm not leaving for the night anytime soon, I'm just going to multitask. Plus if I don't use pictures for a while, other conversations will last a bit longer.
(Shizuru)
I grew up around lots of rude people, but I didn't turn out like them.
(Shino)
Read (Karen)
>Laura.
Eat it faggot, you won't!
"Call an ambulance. The stuff is hitting hard"
(Laura)
What's wrong cutie? :(
>sorry I went afk
Thats too lewd.
you are insane you no that to know someone is clearly bothered and just keep going how do you the fact that you live is disgusting what did I do to you? do you need to be this way to feel good? do you feel good walking around knowing you hurt someone?
No. Go to sleep.
I'll be on for a bit, then I'll leave.
Holy shit it's my last day in my parent's house, then I'm off to living in a dorm
Do it man, what do you have to loose?
That looks very uncomfortable
Is finger still rip?
Loli boat butt lover!
Hey renge
Ay shiro
the last one her mother was in was the time she gave Tomoko money and she spent it on lunch right?
i see you!
Well he should tell me then
What should I do for you to tell me?
I get into the fetal position and wait till it stops.
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Exciting. Roommate?
ren
>you are insane you no that to know someone is clearly bothered and just keep going how do you the fact that you live is disgusting what did I do to you? do you need to be this way to feel good? do you feel good walking around knowing you hurt someone?
Are.
You.
Serious?
>implying I wasn't a sadistic bastard to begin with
Shit all. Wanting guns more everyday. Trying to lose weight. The usual crap.
Essentially! They're not LYING, per-say, but they're certainly not telling the whole truth. The media doesn't talk about the positive side of gun ownership because sport shooters, fudds, home-defense and stopping shooters aren't exciting/tear-jerking/scary enough to be entertaining. The government likes it because it's convenient for them.
Heya.
>"That looks uncomfortable."
That's the point. Who doesn't like watching them squirm~?
is it better knowing that you are a cuck who likes it when a weaker human being crushes them
Heyo Fran, how's it going?
Yuuko
Wow what a faggot
Hello Fran. How are you?
Lovely.
Oh crap, what actually is the strongest weapon? Is there like a damage graph or you just try them out and see what kills faster?
I know they do but there's a lot more to it than that.
Oh shit well good luck then I got hit with some serious feels after the end
>Mostly because it was over
You don't seems to get what cuck means
Is that a cutie?
Doesn't even picture of female gentiles look uncomfortable to you?
Well that's a good thing at least. Glad you turned out better than your surroundings. That kind of thing is kind of rare.
Got it. You're too pure to explain the birds and the boats to me.
Hello slanderous Fran. How're you?
I think so. We have seen even less of WataDad.
The life of a salaryman.
>WataDad has even less time in the manga but managed to get a voice before Komiyama.
KOTOMI FAGS BTFO
Why does it bother you so much?
I mean its more like boats and admirals.
[yuno]
Oh it's a great doc then
>you won't
Words you should have learned to regret
Hello beautiful, what's going on?
>rattle
I'm intoxicated
Claimed.
I have to cook it first.
A pancake that could go to a serve. If we do all day breakfast today.
Nyanpasu~
Because I'd like to see who I'm thanking for looking out for me.
Hi Karen!
>Good god I stil feel tired.
Dongpasu.
Nope!
And why is that?
100% how do you not get that look he still is going he cant stop because he is crazyum im still here I prefer waifus company I need to get it out and arguments the only way I know is akame here aswell?
talk to me please
I'll take this insult as a compliment.
Don't worry, it will all make sense.
strawpoll.me
Euphemisms aside, teach me the boat sex!
>Rattle rattle
Hello Renge. What's up? Drunk?
I don't think I'll get that. It's quite forgettable when about all of the diary holders have such simple personalities, it's insulting. It's still enjoyable though, just not good. I doubt I'm going to give it higher than a 6/10.
Watching some Mirai Nikki. How about you?
yeah my man I was just saying take it easy until you feel like getting on league
Yeah, he seems cool. Another outdoorsy person
~~I'd rather be the one squirming~~
I'm fine, just spooked and nervous
Just sorta wierd
Is this (You know) or my sempai?
RIP
Spooked
So just eat it!
just go to sleep already
You torture animals and are a self labeled "Sadist."
You'll get no sympathy from me.
Sucks to have a dose of your own medicine, doesn't it?
How come cutie?
anything automatic or a rifle are really strong usually.
i can only think of that one time.
You'll be good man.
Why are you tired? I forgot.
I'm going to sleep myself soon.
I'm already getting drunk, the chances of the dongening part 2 are getting higher as we speak
Nyanpasu, what's up Rory?
Playing some civ v with a couple dudes. How's the show?
Spooked?
Probably because I drank alcohol
Oh? Any particular reason?
>Shizu
Yes.. sort of, except they're white and not the right fabric.
But it's not a huge problem I guess..
You're not allowed to call Renge 'cutie'.
Enjoy, I've heard it's quite good. It's enjoyable, not very good though.
Characters who got a voice BEFORE Komiyama:
Tomoko
Tomoki
Yuu
Kii-chan
Kii-chan's mother
WataMom
WataDad
Dickey-chan
Dickey-chan's Friend
PE Teacher
All of her Class mates
A OVA Original Character
Komiayama Fags on Suicide Watch
Is there a reason for the drinking? Or just having fun
Why not :( everyone is my cutie here
Being currently bored at work.
No all day breakfast. I might just eat it.
Because, my shipmate.
Yea, plus he is called annakin so I can't not like the guy
>He might have killed some children but meh
So it is!
Had a good sleep?
Oh okay, well I can't really help you ignore those guys so that's on you
Plus I answer pretty slow so apologies
You up to anything?
I understand I won't kill you for it
But I dunno it just really spoke to me for some reason, I realise it had its flaws but the first time hearing the into I was already in love with it I can't be unbiased about it
Look at filenames
>Woke up about an hour ago
Oh that's kinda lame
Well are they at least hard to craft?
Good night everyone.
I will now, good night dude, thanks.
Probably, I have been to summer camp a lot, so I guess I could take care of myself
I'm moving to college tomorrow
Exactly, go for it
I thought you would still be asleep
Pls don't bully
Just woke up. I'm always tired just waking up.
Oh fuck no, don't you dare! I'll like, not look this time!
It is not, I'm not cute!
Ehhh, it was so-so at best. Really need to take a shower.
Don't wake up
Well..
When an admiral and a boat like each other..
you zapped away some of my anger by confusing me with that straw pol
im not a sadist technically a masochist actually the more you hurt me the more I want to hurt others so try being nice
I just want you to talk to me and im fine just lieing here
he's the chosen one
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I held an enfield yesterday and I REALLY want it now
>Tfw no money yet
But the nice part is I can get it soon probably.
I feel ya on the can't be unbiased part. I fucking love Non Non Biyori. The first OP is gold. And I mean, Minene, Yuno, and Yukiteru all are pretty good characters, but other than that, it's pretty not good character wise.
Goodnight.
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Well, I'm off to watch some anime.
Hopefully I die in my sleep tonight.