Give me your worst jokes Sup Forums

Give me your worst jokes Sup Forums

How to you pick up Jewish chicks
with a shovel

This one time one of my mates at school got caught masturbating in the showers.
So embarrassing.
Completely ruined the class trip to Auschwitz.

how do you get a Jewish girls number? check her forearm.

there's a black guy, a mexican, and a jew on top of a burning building. what happens next?

>who cares?

what does a baby look like after you microwave it?
i dont know, i close my eyes when i masturbate

what did ex president Bill Clinton confess to after being impeached?
>I did not inhale... I took my time.

What does a baby look like when you put it in the microwave on high for 15 minutes? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What's the difference between a nigger and snow tires? The tires don't sing when you put them in chains.

I like my coffee like I like my women, stolen from a crying Columbian family.

What's the difference between a Plymouth Duster and a pile of dead hookers? I don't have a Plymouth Duster in my garage.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a suicide vest? You can only trigger a suicide vest once.

what sound does baby make when you put it in a blender? I don't know either I was too busy masturbating

Too busy masturbating to hear a noise? F for effort, Shecky.

I know a joke but it would take to long to write it.
I'm jk, I don't know any. Just bumping the thread

How many jews can you fit in a Pinto? 28. 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 23 in the ash tray.

How many black people does it take to start a riot? Negative one.

Why do girls like Jesus? Because he was hung like this *hold arms straight out in posture of crucifixion*

A white horse fell in the mud

There needs to be more mosquito nets in Africa, this way we could stop millions of mosquito's from dying needlessly of AIDS.

>How many black people does it take to start a riot? Negative one.
Took me a second then I laughed hard

what's the difference between a baby and a fleshlight
>a fleshlight doesnt cry when i put my dick in it

whats the difference between hitler and michael phelps?
>michael phelps could actually finish the race

What did the blind, deaf, cripple boy get for Christmas?

>Cancer

What do you get when you dislocate a baby's jaw?
Deep throat

What do you get when to give a baby anal?
Deep throat

>not zoning out when jerking your gerkin
Nice b8 m8 r8 8/8 I would be ir8 if this was better b8

Why do police dogs lick their own arse?

To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth!

What's this? *bites palms* Jesus biting his nails.

I like my whiskey like I like my women, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

>putting this much thought into it
you mad tho

Why did Sarah fall off the swingset?
>she had no arms.
Knock Knock, Whos there?
>Not Sarah.

I like my women the way I like my coffee. Black and less than an hour old

Who are the fastest readers in the world?
>9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a sweet, hot drink that makes you tell the truth>
HonesTea

ooooooooooo spicy.

I was really expecting a punchline

What do you call a paki with his arm up a camels arse?

A mechanic.

Quite possible the dumbest thing I've read on this site

Talking with friends, we start talking about our first times. Tell them about this beautiful girl I knew when I was young. We snuck off into this field one day, laid down a blanket and just got right down to it. And then all of a sudden her mom walks up and all she could say was "baaaaa"

I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer

How do you get a baby out of a bowl?
With tortilla chips

An American, a Swede and a nigger was standing on a roof top. The American threw 10 guns over the edge and said "we got plenty of these where I come from". The nigger threw wellfare checks down the edge and said "I got plenty of these at home". Then it was the the Swede turn and threw the nigger off the edge

Martin?

Where did Lil' Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

>Quite possible the dumbest thing I've read on this site
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8 I know its your f8 to try to b8 but it must make you ir8 that you can't b8 all that gr8, maybe when you reach heavens g8 you can ask for taste of gr8 b8 m8