Sup Forums I just lost my virginity today. It was with a 8/10 escort...

Sup Forums I just lost my virginity today. It was with a 8/10 escort. The weird thing was that I couldn't get it up!! Me the horny virgin beta who faps to porn on a daily basis and cums in 5 minutes could not get a decent boner, let alone cum, when I had my first sex with a busty goddess. WTF

The worst part was I couldn't even fit my dick into her pussy. It just would'nt go in!!!! She sat on top of me and started riding but it was painful for my cock since the whole things never went in.

At the end she sucked my dick so hard for 10 minutes straight I didn't even cum. BUT WHY??? It doesn't make sense. Did this happen in your first time too?

Ur not getting out of this that easy

stress dude. your anxiety hormones were overriding your arousal. next time do a massage or something first to chill and then try to get it up.

elaborate?

No, cause im not a fucking loser....

Exactly how old are you?

Literally same story here, It wars anxiety and shit. Once i got a girl i was comfy with to fuck me i got a raging boner in an instant and had a great evening.

Find your comfy girl.

I'm not a loser I just like the thrill of having sex with a complete stranger. Nothing wrong with that.

You strongly hinted u showing up today

Don't masturbate for a week and then try again. You should be good.

>I rented a pussy bc no one else would fuck me
>Pff, i'm not a loser
Dude, you don't need to impress anons on the internet.

I was talking about your inability to get your dick up in front of a woman you autist... lmao

not surprising. fingers stimulate a small surface area of your dick with a lot of pressure, vagina on the other hand massages the whole thing with much less force.

Your brain is used to masturbation, and vaginal penetration is a totally alien activity for it, now add condom to the mix and you will feel next to nothing.

Get the fuck out pleb. I can pretty much get hard no matter what.

in other words the pleasure center of your brain is going "wtf are u doing dude? i am not getting any pleasure from this" so it feels no need to maintain an erection since

>find your comfy girl

yes, this

My first time I couldn't get it up at all. Nothing. She sucked me off for a while trying, nothing. About a month later, tried again, and flopped around inside nearly flaccid and came in seconds. Girl thought it was her fault both times.

Fucking try me

Oh, but I was also a case of beer deep and hardly remember either time.

What?

thatll do it dude

it's cause you're so used to jacking off man.
as simple as that.

you're so used to busting a nut when your hand gives you pleasure that pussy feels different as fuck.

:(

This. When I watch porn my dick becomes diamond hard in seconds but no excitement in real life sex. Really disappointed. I thought I was missing out in life by not having a sex life. Turns out it really isn't that special to me after all.

True. This experience literally made me go through an early life crisis.

Um not going to participate in this futile discussion with you

Then don't lol why do you have to make a comment announcing it to the world?

>completely ignoring what OP said
>still using green text as if he didnt

found the retard

Your hand will always be better than any girl

top kek

Dude, I'm in my 30s and still wrestle with this same issue, it does suck. But find a good chick and be upfront, once you have that off your shoulders it helps quite a bit

Itt betas make up bullshit to cover for erectial disfunction.

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Yes, first time i couldn't get hard enough so she had to suck my cock and it hurt a lot when I penetrated her poosi, I think it was because of the condom which was not fit for my dick. Also after 1h of sex I didn't cum so it felt good but could have gone better.

the world? you mean a couple fags on an image sharing site?

>The worst part was I couldn't even fit my dick into her pussy
> She sat on top of me and started riding
It wasn't "her" pussy.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, exist sizes of condoms? (real ask) I think all are the same size :/

Yes, there are condom sizes. From what I've been told I should use XL size, I'm pretty sure I used the normal type on my first intercourse.

Half you fuckers are probably on antidepressants or speed and experiencing side effects.

>From what I've been told I should use XL size

Hilarious bullshit, faggot.

what you tell yourself doesn't count.

How can I know what kind of size I use? I ned buy all?

two god awful slavic shit spewing fucks in the same thread butchering the Queens English, or OP samefagging a conversation about his big dik make big cums?

>YOU DECIDE.

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What method of procurement did you use, user? Can you get arrested for that?

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you're gay

>I'm normal I don't need this Venlafaxine maximum dose combined with Quetiapine for my depression and psychosis episodes!!
>WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS due to abruptly discontinuing medication

Is suicidal ideation one of them?

Hah, thanks user. It just makes me feel better about my 9 inch dick ;^)

Try the standard one then, if doesn't fit, try bigger ones.

I used an escort agency.
Escort agencies are legal where I live. They're not officially prostitutes. But it always leads to sex because horny men are horny. Why else would I pay "100 roses for hhr" if I don't want to fuck lol

sounds like you have experience with those meds.. depressed faggot