How it is to have a gf?

how it is to have a gf?

meh.

Awful. Aside from the physical benefits, it is literally the worst.

I want a mistress thats exciting

It's meh... Women are very needy, but the sex is nice.

I wish i had a gf ive been lonley my whole life of 23. I cant imagine how bad its gonna be for the rest of my life

stop wanting one women don't like men who need them. if you choose to have one they'll be there.

you are me m9

Pretty fuckin awsome, pic related

It was great when I had one

I'm in love, so it's good. Making love makes you feel like a millionaire, even if you are in debt. It feels like you have the catchiest song always on in the background. Also, tits to suck.

Friend with benefits is much better, everything you get with a gf minus the arguments about stupid bullshit

I've lived with my current gf for 3 years.

I fap more now than I ever did before.

I think I should leave her.

Fun for a while, then not so much.

I'm 18 and havent had a gf, hope I don't end up like OP

Other then the wet hole it's expensive, annoying, loud, stressful, tiring, and all around just about not worth it.

Its surprising how much one will subject themselves to in order to stick their dick in something for at most 1/16th of the day

you will

Mistress would be fun but would heavily be dependent on her personality honestly.

Someone unstable would be more prone to crazy outbursts of some really kinky and fun shit but would you really want that around you full time?
..... Actually yeah sounds fun regardless.

It's like

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

I get my dick wet every night

Say goodbye to your money, hobbies, and free time.

yeah. i was a virgin until a few months ago. i fuck her hard and deep, choke her, deepthroats like a champ, most annoying draining person in the world though. virignity is a meme, relationships with a crazy female is not worth it.

it's not that great

emotional garbage really now that I think about it

I wish I were still single at times

More pussy, but less stability

I'd rather have more pussy

my girlfriend is ornery as fuck, sex is good. She does make me laugh a lot which is a bonus and she supports everything I do! You know what its not that bad

Never stick your dick in crazy, a bees nest, or a fat bitch.

/thread

Expensive and a pain in the ass

Sure that'll work, just send out good vibes and the universe will send them right back!

>eat a big bag of dicks

Its fun at first but then things inevitably get monotonous and they bitch at you about it like its all your fault, then you try to mix things up to keep things interesting. However the day or week that you happen to stop for whatever reason they will bitch at you as if you haven't even tried. They just think its flowers and chocolates all the time. Damm vapid whores.

Lol enjoying your first year huh? Eight years here. Honestly it's nice. You have a person to rely on but basically you just become friends who fuck occasionally.

Been with my girl for years.. There are up and downs. It depends on the relationship.

Aint say put out good vibes I said stop wanting bitches they aint worth shit.

i've done all three

In my experience, it's horrible. I feel so guilty every time she kisses me, every time I see her loving gaze... She doesn't deserve a closet faggot like me. But, what can I do after 4 years of lies?

It's great to have someone there to talk with, to listen to. So much to learn when you interact with someone else. It's in our nature to be in relationships. You cannot live life until you are united with someone special.

At the same time?

Piddleass? Last time I saw her was when she and Tom broke up.

Is this u?

It starts off well, but soon after you discover she's a fucking crazy bitch who's horny all the god damn time and wants to watch you jerk off and swallows every bit of your cum but doesn't want to have sex with you.
but really tho, she loves sucking dick but for some religious reason's she won't fuck me.
not sure what else I have her for, she's a walking timebomb. Breaks down 3 times a week and often calls me at 3am crying for no fucking reason.

You're having sex 1.5 hrs a day? What a champ.

She could be fucking someone else and I wouldn't care

Oh it is.

Best place to meet potential girlfriend?

irl

Yarp. You hit the nail on the head right there

Mah nigga

Overrated. Theyre humans so they either get boring or needy. Sometimes both.

expensive...

>how it is to have a gf?

Depends on gf.

I have had some crazy ones, some normal ones, some with mental issues, some with commitment issues, etc.

Found the perfect one for me atlast and things worked out well between us for a long time so she eventually became my wife.

She likes making food in kitchen and also makes the best apple pies I have ever tasted. Later on almost every day I make cream pies with her, if you know what I mean. She does not nag about drinking or even going to the strip club with my friends. She even watches porn with me and likes to try new things. I really can't complain.

if you wish to be treated like a child then get one. they nag and whine a lot eventually, then when you catch on and start rolling your eyes at that shit and ignore it. they'll go down the block to the local applebee's, find chad thundercock, and start fucking him

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depends on the girl

it's sad that I have the same view.
Want to do something? Need to be sure the other is ok with it. Want to grab some beer after work? Can't, have to go back home gf waiting. Want to travel? Can't, gf has no vacation. How can anyone have his life depending on someone else.

Honestly all that trouble for pussy?

You don't get to play golf as much, but it's okay.

It has ups and downs.

It's a lot of work.

Nothing wrong with pussy if youre willing to make the sacrifice. Sometimes its worth it. Just tired of putting it on a pedestal. Also, im pretty sure im too crazy at this point to give a fuck.

Hang I there Sup Forumsro, we love you

Maybe I never had one worth it.

same story here. I stopped looking.

In this day and age, im not surprised. Honestly, i wish i ran into more sensitive, motherly women. femininity is fantastic. I dont understand why so many women ditch or abuse it so much.

Sucks
Imagine having a really clingy dog that you can occasionally fuck, it's basically that

IMVU

Sex is nice sometimes, but honestly, all the work involved with making her cum is a pain in the ass. I just often want to nut and be done. Sometimes even a simple jerk is preferable. I don't know, she has a higher sex drive than me and is extremely supportive, but she has her own breaking moments.

It's scary anons. I'm at the point where I'm not sure I want to be with her but cannot really imagine life without her.

>Pros
She cooks
Morally healthy
Virgin
Known her for quite some time
Never curses
Overly nice
>Cons
No sex until marriage
Dull
Wetback

ITT: fags who aren't in relationships and fags who pretend to be in relationships

To answer your question OP, it's pretty nice if you find the right girl

>Never Curses and Overly Nice
Yeah no shit shes going to be a dull person.

the grass is greener on the other side

having a gf is not always as great as it sounds
takes a lot of work even if youre doing nothing

i recommend getting a few fuck friends and keeping them as long as possible. eventually you all become friends who occasionally fuck and they keep the monotomy nice eventually one will become your gf probably or hook you up

this

why do you fags act like you're the only one's that can't get a gf? get over yourself already, there's 10 million+ guys that can't get one, but somehow your needs are more important? don't you know relationships/marriages are a scam? stfu already cunt

like bags of sand

Pretty great if you know how to pick em. She's the type to stay inside rather than demand an expensive dinner. Big tits, nice butt, doesn't mind when I touch which is usually whenever.

Im not very into that app/website thing, so this reduce the pool size. I worked at a big one in the past and know why those services are around, and it's not for the users.

She sounds seriously naive and plain - not that that's a bad thing but pray she never realises this. She might try to make up for lost time

Yeah it sucks but she seems so happy. I'm scared trying to change that might make things go for the worst.
>She might try to make up for lost time
hmmm. Could you elaborate more please user?

Depends on the person that you are with, I realized that I was in love with my my childhood friend, we dated for five years and so far has been the best time of my life, we are now engaged and looking for a date for the wedding, I'm very happy.

Its probably because relationships lead to reproduction, and the only thing stronger in human beings than the urge to procreate is the urge to survive.

pretty fucking awesome

I'm going to give you the best answer, OP.

It's like a drug addiction. At first - provided it's someone you fall in love with - it's the best fucking high ever.

Over the next several months that high turns into more of a contentment phase.

From then on, as time progresses(months to several years), something starts to happen. That contentment slowly disappears and you start to become unhappy. For various reasons, such as: Problems between you two, your issues with her, your lack of satisfaction, faded feelings, or developing feelings for someone else. You end up leaving/replacing her.

However, the exact same thing is happening to her. And if you're unlucky, she bails out on you while you're still in high mode or contentment phase.

Which brings us to the last phase: Withdrawal. This phase is utter fucking hell. Even if the relationship was mediocre, the fact that she broke up with you leaves you feeling like a heroine addict who's been sober for 3 days. It's a train wreck.

Relationships are generally not worth it. Do what I do: Get you a nice Mexican milf fuckbuddy. Fuck the rest.

/thread

I don't know, I can just listen to some Tchaikovsky or Borodin and it fixes all of my emotional problems.

It's a fucking irritating experience full of disappointment. 99% of women are terrible and add nothing to your life.

okay? just as someone who abandons their natural need to procreate because it's no longer beneficial, someone could easily abandon their natural instinct to survive because it's no longer beneficial. what are you getting at? random facts?

did you know fire ants can form into a boat?

They are like dogs. Need too much attention.
If they didn't have a pussy, they would be worthless.

No, fucking leads to reproduction, relationships are not in any way necessary. Try again

Tits or gtfo!

Having a gf is fun, but it always leads to dissapointment, until the day that you die. This is life in general and you just kind of have to get used to the fact that everything is shit and it's all temporary. One day, far from now, the pain will end. You just have to hold out.

I really hope the majority of you are trolling in here otherwise you're all doing a great job of living up to the btard stereotype, jesus christ

It's like having a really good friend with you who supports you, accepts you, and you can be intimate with. They call them partners for a reason, they're your running partner and you there's. At least that's how it should be, obviously it can get rough at points. Fuck my relationship is really just me and my girl getting fucked up with each other 24/7 and fucking, but to each their own. Sex isn't all that, but it's nice to know it's available whenever.

Like having a cat. expect your girlfriend requires more money.

just get a cat.

This is Sup Forums. What the fuck did you expect.
And I do believe most of them are at least telling somewhat of a truth.

I for one don't want a relationship ship. And a belive you have to be some sort type of person to be a regular Sup Forums visitor. So I do believe most of them are telling the truth and a more sarcastic or dark humorous way.

a safety net? It's the only + I could see, other than the pussy. Again when you become too much of a burden, it's easy for the safety net to leave.

The fucking is nice, but women make for terrible people, the thread.

>she might make up for lost time

There's a lot of fun to be had out there, the mistake I made was showing a girl that sounds similar to what you described, that.

I turned a lovely girl into a party going drunken slut, now she's had her fun and back to "miss-butter-wouldnt-melt".

My advice follow her lead. Don't expand her horizons.
>protip: I don't know anyone irl that would follow my advice

It's honestly mostly overrated. The beginning stages of a relationship are always fun. Lots of sex, lots of good times.

Then you move in with her, and the human side of both of you are on full display. The tension can be unbearable. You drive each other nuts. Eventually the crazy BDSM sex isn't worth drama. And once again you realize that you really couldn't care less about being in a relationship at this point. And the cycle repeats itself.

Annoying at times, great sometimes.

Worst when they're pressuring for commitment and you can really start seeing the controlling aspect of their personalities coming through.

The fire and passion you feel in the beginning of a relationship usually doesn't last - And if what is left afterwards isn't making you happy, you honestly need to move on. However, once you find that woman that you still love and that still makes you happy even after she becomes 'boring', she's a proper keeper. That's the only girl I'd ever consider marrying.

He means she'll turn into a turbowhore the moment she makes friends with other turbowhores, whether through work or school, doesn't matter. Either way, once she meets bitches who've been around the block, she'll instantly become just like them. Count on it. Its simply how they are wired.

Congrats on being 12

Kek, I think I'm the only one here in a healthy relationship

Thanks user.
Despite her imperfections I think she is the best she can possibly right now and trying to change her will only lead to disappointment. You just reinforced my belief.
Good luck user

Oh god...so true.

Just months before my ex left me, we had so many arguments about me marrying her. I told her I wanted to wait at least 2-3 years since all her relationships never lasted long. There was no reason to rush something if we were going to last forever. I didn't trust her to be committed for life. She hated it.

She left me a couple of months later for her coworker. But the best part is, I heard from his friend (who was my coworker) that she got married to him within two months, and he left her another two months after for being "a crazy and controlling bitch"

Stick to your guns. Marriage and commitment does nothing but benefit a bitch.