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the goal
hello
having a so-called cup of so-called chamomile so-called tea
>caring about cars
deano
Post absolute choons
why would i take it if it's something that i didn't want to do again?
i have lots of other drugs shrooms,coke,weed,benzos etc so i can handle a break
the MS Paint shopped goal
watch this
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(watch the whole thing)
could knock all your blocks off
got a benzo script that was supposed to last at least a month and i've gone through them all in a few days
so tired
(shan't)
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Charlamayne was actually a black man.
Das rite white boi. We own you.
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Mental, this one!
Just say you lost them and get a new one
Not one measly picosecond
this was posted here in 2014. good tune
boss thought he was billy big bollocks trying to give me a disciplinary today
HR lady sided with me in the end and now he's being bollocked by his boss
fucking teach you to mess with me sunshine
this twerp botherin you nat ?
>take class called intro to computers for easy credits
>assume I'll just be able to shitpost on Sup Forums while the prof talks about excel
>it's not in a computer lab
I have to listen to this old fuck lecture about Office 2010 and then go home and make spreadsheets and submit them online this class was a mistake
>tfw two intillegint too maintain a healthy diet
Cut myself on one of my new knives by testing how sharp it was on my own hand
*using reverse psychology*
hmm dont watch it
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God Bless America
the gf
Make state education compulsory for all politicians children.
This would increase investment , lower class sizes and improve results.
As a side effect , it might reduce the number of politicians .
the goal
>tfw too intelligent to be a NEET or virgin abnormie
Instead of this bollocks bring back the grammar schools
hello!! haha
ran out of mixer for my supermarket vodka again
why do I keep letting this happen
oh well, bottoms up
Hey there Delilah
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rediscovered by me since MTV went to shit about 2004-'06.
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do you need a plaster mate? i'm first aid trained
EHEHHHHHH ALL THIS MONEY ON THE TABLE
UHHH
WE DON'T WANT RELATIONS WE DON'T WANT NO CONVERSATIONS EEEEEEEEEEEH
>everyone can watch you masturate
>asian wife/girlfriend
disgusting
bit mad that a rock from space could hit the planet and kill us all
how is tim even alive still
>my dead corpse
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On my flight from Manchester, England to JFK Airport in New York City, a British father who sat next to me on the plane smugly lectured about the follies of taking young children to New York City as he barely tolerated my 5-year-old and 10-year-old acting like normal kids. He threw in the fact that he took his child to a beach holiday every year until he was 12 years old as if that was the smartest thing to ever do. At the end of the transatlantic flight, he revealed his son was on the same flight with him. His 21-year-old son was sitting with his wife, going to New York City for the first time. The smug dad hadn’t said one word to his son across the aisle during the entire flight.
lol ur dum
Hoping for another plague lads
>Tfw I picked intro to law
>45% of the module is an open book exam
got one but it keeps coming off when i play vidya
>Go to Sup Forums to see if there's a sharethread up
>There's a thread full of nignogs crying because Kanye West got turned down for Trump's inauguration and claiming it's all one big RACIST LITERALLY HITLER plot or some shit
Do not like lefties.
man like deano
Hi guys, just came over from the 'dit
some of the complaints will be false
need to stop writing in passive voice but it's so ingrained into me
business idea: give tim some LSD and see what happens
Studies show that you're much more likely to get a (You) if you include a picture with your post.
lol omg!
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delet
thats dumb
2chainz literally refused to perform at trumps inaugaration and he's black
im guessing they dont want kanye because they cant control his rants on stage
wouldn't live that close to times square it's a vile place
:3
Cracking open a tinny lads
Sara has gone private again. Swear she browses /brit/.
FUCK OFF TIMOTHY IF YOU DON'T LIKE OUR MUSIC/ALL MUSIC THEN GTFO
what i am never seen without: my chopsticks
maybe slow down a bit and just don't write in passive voice? sound like a plan?
>open book exam
I got told about this shit in my first year. Im fucking convinced its a myth. Never actually heard of a course being an open book exam
*gives you a bop on the head*
>knives
on the phone with the GCHQ, mi5, and mi6 as we speak
alri boys
am not a fan of that hair
>use social media
>make it private
what's the point lol
Standard Tory approach to privatisation - let it fail, get everyone angry and hand it over to mates with private firms. They are currently doing it to the NHS and now it's education.
Why is the country just sitting back and allowing them to behave in this way?
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always forget germany was split in two for a while
thank reagan for ending that malarchy
CLEAR ALL OF YOUR CD RACK
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
nah this is big boy shit, but cheers
I like that!
never been a fan of the fringe myself
I love Yeezy but the last thing you want during your presidential inauguration is some guy ranting about his 2020 Presidential bid.
I flew from manc to JFK and was sat next to a qt yorkshire lass who was going there for camp america. chatted to her a bit, last i saw her she was in the customs queue looking very confused.
the 2nd year EE course "algorithms and data structures" at imperial college is open book iirc
am a shit writer and always got told i write with a passive voice.
can you give me an example of a passive voice and how it should be instead?
Fuck off communist.
Maloos are fucking atrocious looking lad
Would you let them in?
hug box
vapid narcissistic cunt
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went to a report writing training session for work and not writing in passive was a major thing, it actually makes a huge difference
>flag
really made me think
Having turkey parm and potatoes n gravy for lunch
thoughts on this man?
alright i gave you positive feedback on a video you shared, what i did not do was subscribe to your fucking blog mate
howling at the amount denial
if you are attracted to dicks in porn you are going to be attracted to it in real life as well, being attracted to masculine men or feminine men (shemales) is a different thing
/brit/ always gets shit when the normies/children get home from work and school desu
hunt the runt
make it squeal
Saw this a few weeks ago and I'm 100% certain it was made by someone who just wanted to see their fantasies made real 2bh
Seems like he had a hell of a night. Is his licorice wig removable?