Hi Sup Forums why am i still a virgin?

Hi Sup Forums why am i still a virgin?

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You look like a tranny

you look gay as fuck cut your hair start lifting and get trashy tattooes done

Cause u are a faggot

Cause your father didn't stick around for your toddler years.

You need to learn how to part your hair.

I can smell you from here you faggot

I think its obvious why...

This guy gets it

You need to reverse the hair. Shorter on top, with a beard. But most importantly, stop having a faggoty personality.

Guys i need real advice. I turned 18 this july. Girls wont talk to me... What should i do? Im not cutting my hair btw....

You shit post on Sup Forums instead of talking to girls.

It's a skill you have to learn.

well, what about wearing jeans instead of a dress?

would you entertain that notion?

You're wearing a fucking dress - gtfo.

Is this nigger wearing eyeliner?

Cut your fucking hair, take a shower, and shave. You look like someone who fucked their sister.

Just go an hero fag and make the world a better place

You look like a serial killer.

Quit being a baby and get a real man's haircut, whether you're straight or gay.

Read these posts and you will have your question answered

Cause The right guy hasn't come along yet

Shave the perv mustache

You have a pretty face but probably a small dick.

Cut your hair you ass hat, talk more to girls

Cut your hair into something that doesn't make you look like a homeless hiker

Grow up and cut your fucking hair, some guys suit it, you aren't one of them. Shave your face, you clearly don't have the genetics to grow facial hair. OP you aren't doing yourself any favours, clean yourself up and talk to some girls. Worst thing that can happen is they say no, just move onto the next.

Holy shit im tripping hard right now and you look like a banana

Tran alert

Bro girls probably dont want because tbh, you dont look like a man

Style it up like Kylo Ren and shave your face and I'll give you a good assfucking with my strap on m8

Shave your fucking head and stop wearing faggy clothes.

is your cousin out of town??

Kys

You look like the kinda dude who play guitar. Take your guitar and play it at. College compas. Girls love that. If you don't then learn how to suck your own dick

You look gay

M8 he looks like a tranny, its not that hard to see

I'm not gonna lie I got hard when I saw this thread. Thought he was a she at first

His right. Have you tried fucking guys instead? Gay guys love long hair

Underated post

Kek!

Why does everyone think im gay? When i was in highschool people started a rumour that i gave blowjobs to guys in the washroom.

Holy fuck I can't even tell if this is bait or not lol.

You look like someone you'd find behind a truck stop glory hole.

because you haven't fucked a vagina

wait what's your name? you look a lot like someone i know

Really? Where u from?

B8 or not b8

Bumfuck, Missouri

As an 18 year old pansexual guy with long hair I can honestly tell you

1. Gay guys do like long hair, very few girls do

2.You dress like shit

3.Your hair does not suit you long

4.You are not attractive so you're gonna have to use your personality (which comes across as shit and 1 dimensional) to appear attractive to people.

Same.

How longs your dick dude?

You look like you just started transitioning.

what the fuck is pansexual you are attracted to rocks ? jesus

Honestly it's probably not your looks. I mean I think you look like a scuzzy douchebag, but I've seen hot girls with way worse. I'm betting anything your personality makes you come off as mentally retarded or something. You probably reference things no one cares about or start conversations about topics people think are gay as fuck. Maybe you never ever make eye contact with women. Maybe when you talk to women you project too much of a vibe that you want to fuck them. Who knows. Women are weird anyway.

The best advice I can give is to stop worry about losing your virginity. Get a job, work hard at that job, get promoted, save your money, get a place and a car. Find hobbies you can be passionate about and spend your free time getting good at those hobbies. Women don't want blank slate guys that have nothing going on for them and no interests whatsoever. That's for if you want a relationship though. If you just want to fuck a skank then go to parties where no one else knows you but your friends and and let women see you having a good time with them. It helps to have drugs on you too.

Hope that helps.

Either shave that shit off your face or grow a full beard. The dirt-stache look is not a winner.

You look like someone I know in Washington. Lives around Seattle

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fuq boi

No pans he likes pans

Attracted to people regardless of their gender, similar to bisexual but minutely different in that it includes third gender tumblrites

Not attractive? Ouch... :(

It means he will fuck literally anything and anyone with a hole

Also cookware, hard to beat getting off with a sexy Chinese wok

Op who is this really, nobody can be this much of a faggot.

Cut your hair and go to the gym. Christ, it's that easy.

Cut the hair
Wear your hat forward
Dont wear a hat with gay designs on it
Dont wear a wife beater

I stand by my opinion, trying to be honest not fuel an Elliot Rodger complex.

Your hair does appear to be in good condition in that pic though; try braiding it.

I'd fuck you, but only because I could dress you up like my waifu

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SUCK DICK FOR WEED BEHIND THE SURF SHACK

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OP, this may answer your question.
youtube.com/watch?v=q7LNGQGLYV0

oh my god FUCK is there more of this I need it

Hahahaha kekd

kek

LMAO fuckkkkk

it's like you're trying to make yourself attractive to you (assuming you're straight) which makes you look like a woman and not something girls are attracted to

You look like alexander's gay friend from that movie collin ferral did about alexander the great.

Except even less good. So yeah.

I basically agree with this.

The long hair is fine, and I encourage pretty much everybody to have long hair. But you shouldn't make a thing of it, or otherwise try to preen yourself too much. In short, "man up".

Lot of good advice on this thread OP,
Go to the gym, learn how to dress yourself, shave or grow a beard, do anything different with your hair, work on talking to women, look at pansexuality as an option

You should be a stand up comedian

Im dying

i'm pretty sure you are in HRT's ....
you fucking got girl facial features...

disgustin

you havent found a glory hole close by?

I have a shit load of Kylo porn user, come on over to the Star Wars thread on /y/ for more

as a guy with long hair....DIENIGGERDIENIGGERDIENIGGERDIENIGGERDIENIGGERDIENIGGERDIENIGGERDIENIGGEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.RARAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you are a virgin because you never shot up your school like you were destined to do.

It's someone framing some kid they hate. Nobody is this stupid

i'm sure this disgusting cow will help u with ur virgin problem

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Aye as is the way it usually do around here

This was all bait... I'm dating my 6th girlfriend now, lol. Why the fuck would i ask Sup Forums on advice to find girls and lose my virginity? Thats like asking Mel Gibson to hold hands with a jew.

duh

Bait or not, you learned a fuck ton of shit that needs work

Clearly bait. Where's timestamp?

Gay guys don't like long hair either

u still look like a gay bottom tho

Nah i'm pretty happy with the amount of girl's attention i get. Thanks though

thank you for this gift ;-;

In my experience; they fucking love it, especially as a hand hold

The only people I see with long hair are metal heads and weeabos. Never seen a gay dude with long hair

no u

Hell the thread made me think of a song I hadn't heard in years, cheers!