I'm drunk right now and I bang Thai hookers every year on vacation ask me anything before I black out

I'm drunk right now and I bang Thai hookers every year on vacation ask me anything before I black out.

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do you let them fuck you or do you fuck them? and do you get shit dick or wear a condom? also wondering what the std rate is even with a condom big time herp. actually im jk. i don't give a fuck you tranny banging faggot. you can get that right here in the states.

Can you read? Sign says no photos asshole!

it says no photo so why you took a picture?

kek, I am safe when I have sex so I wear a condom. I have been doing it for years and I still don't have an STD/STI. I only did anal once and I didn't get shit dick.

did you black out yet, faggot?

The mama-san knows and likes me there so It doesn't really apply to me.

how do their ladyboy cocks feel up your asshole?

not yet.

oh shit I remember you from another thread! Do you have a favorite hooker type, like shy or slutty or...?

I never had a lady boy fuck me in the ass but she/he did give me the craziest BJ I ever had and I will be going back to get another here next Feb or March. Seriously lady boys are awesome if you are willing to deal with their drama.

...aren't those Thai whores going to rob you once you black out?

the fuck is up with that chicks face? right side.

this literal nigger is reposting so bad

Much prefer the slutty ones but a lot of them put on a show so you will take them back to your hotel then they turn on the shy persona. You just have to be picky when you go to Thailand and pick your girls.

Are you the Asian street meat guy?

What is the price in usd?
Any good milfs / bbw's?

Do you wear a condom when you get sucked?

I am thinking about to travel to thailand to bang a few ladyboys next year...

>these Sup Forumsastards have class
>mfw

Which kidney do you to wake up with?

and yet?

kek, I'm not in Thailand atm I just go there for vacation.

>I'm surprised that no one has asked for more pics yet, I have a decent amount.

not sure what you are asking m8 please be specific I'm kind of drunk atm.

no I wish, those guys make bank.

wheres the fucking pics then, what the fuck....

What movie is that from?

Give us more pics dude

If you are just walking in and asking for a girl without even talking to the mama-san then It will run you about 2500 baht (40-50 USD) but only 1000 baht if you want a street girl but I never go for ones because of STD/STI.

Pics, faggot. Or it didn't happen.

I wear a condom but there was a few times that i didn't and It was amazing. I would advice against it but it was amazing. Also where are you going in Thailand, I could give you some advice if yo want.

sorry sorry here you go m8s. more to come m8y.

sorry alot of comment I have to reply to but will do user.

>Going to the aids capital of thailand to pay for it
>not going to chiang mai and pulling one yourself and not having to pay
I bet you go to phuket too faggot

Its like buying dvd boxed sets when you could just spend 5 mins and download them for free

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that you kevin?

>The Grifter 2: Electric boogaloo

this may be the drunk in me speaking but that pic is funny as shit. also sorry here is another pic m9. I am actually ashamed to say this girl made me cum in under 4 mins. I had to go to her like 3 or so times.

actually m9 I have been to Phuket, Pattaya, Bangkok, Chiang Mai, and Chiang Rai. anything else you want to know m9.

Cheers bruv......

sorry no it's not.

>chick
It's a man

kek, yeah I thought it was funny at the time.

Nice try to hide your face, Archer.

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no it's not, I have banged a lady boy before so I know what to look for and she isn't it.

Not everyone can just go out and go ''pick up women'' you autistic fuck.
And I have been in a relationship for over 2 years with the sexiest girl I know of but I know why many people need to visit prostitutes and no, it isn't just because of the simplistic answer you have made up in your mind, but then again I am sure you never got laid in life and probably are still some fat virgin living with their parents.
Cunt,

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i do the same man. Where do you spend most of your time?

Are you married?

1. How much?
2. How many ladyboys?
3. How many underage?
4. Anal?

how many STDs you got?

Do they like white american guys? I mean, do they make "special" things because you're not some random thai dude?

do you suck their dicks too?

How are they dramatic?

can we trade lifes?

Honestly I really liked pattaya and chiang mai, shit is awesome there, even you you aren't going for hookers. It's just a really fun time.

No, I really enjoy hookers and I am really honest with people and most/all girls don't like the fact that I go to Thailand for escorts/hookers/bar girls or what ever you want to call them.

This here is some good triggering and apparently im the autist, i know that i cant use smileys to make it easier to understand what people as saying but this is some nice internalizing

What i said was its easier to pick up white northern girls with the promise of a visa than it is to pay for brown southern girls

Im not sure what you were reading but it certainly was not related to anything i said

Now go have a juice and a nap kid

Not him but by all means, do tell what stops you from picking up random women

been doing this for years now and I have 0, I get checked every 4 months.

Their drama?

Americans are more rare but no they don't. They do assume you have more money though. there are alot of Europeans there though

I only had sex with 1 lady boy so far and I didn't suck her dick.

What do you do for a living?

How much do you need for a maximum luxury vacation, with sex everyday

How are non white americans treated in Thailand?

What other countries have you been too/would recommend to do this, preferably with white women

It's actually really bad at times. They seem to live there whole lives as if their live are a show for the world. If you can deal with never knowing how they actually are then tthen you have a crazy good fuck on your hands. Just keep in mind that they are more likely to steal from you then the regually go go girls or bar girls.

Greentext faggot. Also, how much does a trip usually cost you?

sorry no I love my life, keep in mind a lot of people disagreee with me but I make a decent amout doing what i do and I love cute Thai girls.

Where is the Runway club?

>5 times Pattaya Veteran here

I dont know how to say it, they are jsut a a hand full to deal with. there is alot more talking but when you do have sex with tem It's god tier.

>sorry I'm getting really drunk now.

>I fucked a prozzy in Thailand next to my Fiances brother as he was smashing one himself.
>I couldn't really get hard but still gave it a shot
>Ended up with both of them trying to make me cum by the end but it didn't happen
>Funniest bit was my brother in law to be got fingered in his ass by the chick and thought he caught aids so we had to go pay $400 AUD for some aids prevention kit so his wife wouldn't find out.
>probably would fuck one again but not really keen on Asians as a whole

I was prior navy but now i am going to school using my GI bill so I can teach English in thailand. I just really really love Thailand. South Korea is amasing and so Is Japan if you are looking for sex but I have been all over the world m9.

u must come insede her

Answer, daminit!!

I never did with any of them sorry, I was scarred I would get them pregnant so I alwyas wore a condom or came on there back/stomach/face/chest/ect.

sorry sorry there are alot of questions comming in, but you shouldn't worry so much on the names of places because they come up and down so many times that it's not important. Places don't exist for long before they are replaced by another.

ive been debating going for YEARS..problem is I live and home and my family has their opinion on Thailand.. I didnt tell them id be in Pattaya for obvious reasons.

The other fact is id be going alone and lying telling them im goin with a friend.

I got 8k in bank to blow... but I just dont justify spending 4k (plane ticket,hote, hookers) for 2 weeks of sex.

What's the worst and best sex you've had w thai hookers?

OP here, this is my favorite little Thai fuck.

This is not your pic. I saw this same picture when 'researching' Pattaya earlier this year.

I know the city well - tell me where it is. I am genuinely curious

OP here, dude talk to me. I go alll the time I fucking love Thailand and It's so fucking worth it. If you have any questions please ask me m8.

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Soi 7?

The worst was probably with the pic related because she wouldn't leave after I came but she was pretty cool because she let me do anal. She was a mama-san and I wanted to prove to my self that I could do It. The best was with this girl. because she made me cum in under 4 mins, I went to her multiple times.

what like walking street? It's a steet where all the bars are. The russians are near the end and the Indians are at the very end. Thai girls and lady boys every ever else. i love It but I never went to the Indians because I never liked them.

Ok.. how do I tell my family im a single male going to fucking Thailand without them thinking im going for sex.

I was gonna make up a lie about me going with a friend to some random Islands, full moon party, etc... when in reality ill be in Pattaya 95% of the trip.

dude, stop posting this on the internet...

Or soi 6, or LK, or...

Go into Airport on Walking st, say hi to Sowa for me.

I curse god for the fact Im not into asian chicks. Getting so jelly over here!

Wish there were places like that for all the other ethnicities too :(

Haven't you made a few of these threads over the last few days?

do u think ladyboys are just men who are still very much mentally men but become human blowup dolls for money? no way such a population would have this many trannys

You don't tell them. Just say you are going somewhere else, or just tell them the truth. I don't know your family so I don't know how you sould you sould react but It's really easy when you get there user. It's super cheap and their English is pretty decent. I didn't spend all that much when I was there, It was 700 USD for a flight there and back and 120 USD for a hotel for a week. the girls are cheap and all you need is a passport and you will be good for a month user.

never.

Indeed he has

you're going to fuck up the place...

brad pitt and algenina jolie already fucked up places there... don't fuck our one get away... i'll kill myself

It's just their cultural from my perspective but It is a little annoying at times when you are there. You get pretty good at seeing them when you are there for a while.

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Dude Europe and Russia always go there all the time. I am going to keep going there and there is nothign you can do to stop me.

Your OC? if so very nice.

I love rice balls.. nudes pls

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