Why was he allowed to make so many movies that didn't even have a plot...

Why was he allowed to make so many movies that didn't even have a plot? The only watchable thing he ever made was Dune desu.

>muh plot

>I neeed a stoooory waaaah waah waaah baby wants to read

It's your fault if you're too dim to see the plot of Mulholland Dr. (one of his most accessible works).

fuck naomi watts is hot

But his movies have plots. They're just not told in a linear traditional way. You're forced to put it together yourself.

>being unable to decipher the plots that David Lynch and his collaborator Barry Gifford put together

Here's something a little more at your level, OP.

are you retarded? the straight story was amazing.

Here's your (You)

>waaah what does this monkey owl mean ridley scott should have directed this save me lindelof

you didn't reply to him, thus giving him a (you), plus because it's OP, he'd technically get an (OP)
here's your (you)

Not giving OP a (you), just dropping in to report everyone of the critical mass boner I get everytime Watts and Harring get kissy kissy schlicky schlicky.

>Not realizing Sesame Street is the ultimate audiovisual mindfuck experience

Why do you think so many salvia trips end up incorporating Sesame Street?

Anyone who likes his shitty movies needs to watch an interview or talk by him to realize how fucking retarded he is

I saw Mulholland Drive at the cinema, it was unintentional comedy.

>Person who is not good at the spoken word uses visuals to express himself.
Wow. What a revelation.

Elephant Man was very straightforward plot wise

HEY LOOK AT THESE RANDOM PUPPETS GUISE, ISNT MY MOVIE AWESOME

is she somehow too pretty for the inner circle of serious actresses? i don't get why she has such meh career.
nobody who wasn't really intelligent could talk the way he does.

your beloved capeshit is what don't have a plot

But Dune was directed by Alan Smithee

don't you niggers recognize obvious bait?

>The only watchable thing he ever made was Dune

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That guide is terrible, what the fuck happened between the second and third step?

No one "allows" you to make a movie you self important bastard

>there's no such thing as police

You're retarded.

that's an argument though, i almost forgot about it