How did you guys get over fucking your first fat chick?

How did you guys get over fucking your first fat chick?

Get getright outta here

getright outta here boi

>Be me
>Age 21
>nice young boy
>learn about Tinder.
>lol-i-can-get-laid-by-this.cpp
>learns how to make profile look like dashing young lad.
>get some matches but nothing ever comes of them.
>get match with cute girl but cant see her body.
>oh well shes talking to me cant be that bad.
>jump to today.

Fucking the second one

>been talking for like 3 days.
>bros night out.
>pre pre game at best bros place.
>then off to second bros place for pre game
>then off to go bar hoping when dun dun dun.
>girl text me saying shes drunk wants to fuck.
>coming soon ep.3

This

Smoked some weed and had another glass of Jack Daniels to cope.

>line is fucking 3hr long
>first Friday of the college year.
>all the freshman girls.
>but i had something on lock (A cute 4/10 face that looks slightly chubby)
>g++ I-can-manage.exe -o If-only-i-knew
>I dont want to wait 3 hours when its fucking 12 am and the free drinks are done.
>bro 1 drove and wont take me to pussy tho so I take uber fucking waste of 6$
>driver thought we where friends because we both speak Spanish
>I give him 5 stars because we both speak Spanish
>but he drops me off at girl apparent complex but i have to walk to her place.
>idk where this bitch lives.

shut up faggot your story is shit

A ladder and snow shoes.

Lol'd

>get to her apartment see a small body in the distance.
>she keeps getting larger
>and larger
>and larger
>until she is now bigger then me
>what have i gotten my self into
>If i was a sjw id cry rape after fucking this bitch
>At this point I spent $6 and made a new friendship with my uber driver so im not backing down.
>bitch tells me hay my roommate is up their but we can go in her car.

I don't get the joke

NVM i just got it

you never fucked a fat chick then heh

I fucked a less fat chick.
wtf? You have some mental problems to get over trivial things?

Hey - how did you get over shaving for the first time?

Fatties can't run or climb.

make it one big post and delete it before posting, you spamming faggot
(still thank you for contribution)

...

>make out in her car
>pay with boobs. got to say tho the boobs where nice.
>takes me forever to find her pussy. like i must have looked like a first timer to this bitch.
>wet as fuck. well i guess this is where my standards go to die and i accept manhood.
>go at it. biting each other making out. tight ass pussy, low millage.
>bust while shes moaning like a fucking bitch.
>whispers into my ear at first i cant hear her
>ask her to speak up
>the lowest possible setting on CSGO
>i can still make it out
>she said
>Shrek is love Shrek is Life.

kek

99% OF THESE GUYS HAVE FAT MOMS THEREFORE 99% FUCK FAT CHICKS...YOU DUMB FUCK

My mom was not fat in her youth.

but you are fucking the fat version of her you fat balding 40 year old diabetes patient

no need to get over it, just don't do it again.

by not fucking fat chicks

STFU SAME FAG

how old are you guys? honest question.

I just got on the Chan. I didn't samefag shit u fucking summerfag.

32 and yes I have a gf that a rawdog, might just do this now.

SURE SAME FAG SAME FAG

stfu u fucking pub.

lucky you

on a side note how does she do it.

just the way I like it ;)
roll trips n get cooter shot.

fucked up that crop
but ya fuck you fuck face

i meant hila for h3h3

You guys are like a downy detective on downers.

Haven't, still looking for a girl that can ride me like that. Sigh.
Funny thing was that I was in Pattaya, could have had any skinny Thai whore (and certainly did that six week holiday) but I wanted the fat and cute mamasan from a gogo bar on Beach Road that night. I regret not bringing her back.

time for sleep same fag

the first chick i ever fucked was chubby and i've never fucked a fat chick

you fags are bad...

DON'T CALL YOUR MOM CHUBBY.

kek